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(ABC)   Walter Koenig hasn't seen Boner in days, asks George Takei for help   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 107
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2010-02-21 10:58:35 PM
I do hope they find him, there are few things worse than a lost boner.
 
2010-02-21 11:11:56 PM
Finally a greenlight for this stupid farking article.
 
2010-02-21 11:12:22 PM
I chortled.
 
2010-02-21 11:14:42 PM
Things Facebook will teach you:

I am apparently 3 degrees removed from the Koenig family. Good luck to them.
 
2010-02-21 11:14:56 PM
I was wondering if one of these would ever go green. Of course 18 more boner headlines will be submitted between now and the time this posts.
 
2010-02-21 11:18:32 PM
Settle down, Beavis.
 
2010-02-21 11:19:00 PM
Finally, a greenlit Boner.
 
2010-02-21 11:21:43 PM
House of Tards: I was wondering if one of these would ever go green. Of course 18 more boner headlines will be submitted between now and the time this posts

Not to mention the boner headlines posted afterwards by slackjawed yokels so pleased with their boner jokes that they can't be bothered to check the main page. And don't forget the few that show up a week from now, possibly with NEWS FLASH tags attached.
 
2010-02-21 11:22:33 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Finally a greenlight for this stupid farking article.

This.
 
2010-02-21 11:25:00 PM
Kurmudgeon: I do hope they find him, there are few things worse than a lost boner.

I can always get my boner back if I try hard enough.
 
2010-02-21 11:32:48 PM
Anyone else a Never Not Funny fan? I really hope he's ok.
 
2010-02-21 11:51:07 PM
How did the name Boner ever get past the censors?
Not that I'm complaining...
 
2010-02-21 11:54:06 PM
le mew: How did the name Boner ever get past the censors?
Not that I'm complaining...


Which censors - television's or fark's?
 
2010-02-21 11:56:51 PM
NeedleGuy: Which censors - television's or fark's?

TV, of course. A squeaky clean sitcom, no less.
 
2010-02-22 12:05:37 AM
I thought the one that would go green would have a banana reference.
 
2010-02-22 12:09:34 AM
Barakku: Settle down, Beavis.

Huh huh huh huh....he said "settle."
 
2010-02-22 12:33:18 AM
Wow, hope they find him.

I never knew that "Boner" on Growing Pains and "Chekov" on Star Trek were related...
 
2010-02-22 12:35:49 AM
On "Growing Pains" Koenig played Boner, a pal of star Kirk Cameron's character Mike.

That statement is win on soooo many levels.
 
2010-02-22 12:46:58 AM
I hope they find him. Alive. I hate to hear about anyone dying, plus I really don't want the queue flooded with "He's dead, Jim." headlines.
 
2010-02-22 12:48:31 AM
That sucks. I hope George gets a raging clue.
 
2010-02-22 12:53:02 AM
WALTER KOENIG was last seen in InAlienable (2008). If you know his whereabouts, tweet #nuclearwessels
 
2010-02-22 12:53:07 AM
I submitted this with tons of better headlines
 
2010-02-22 01:31:16 AM
After seeing all of the other headlines for this story, I have to say this is the only one that really made me LOL, literally. Excellent job, Subby...+1.
 
2010-02-22 02:11:31 AM
I expected more banana jokes.
 
2010-02-22 02:48:39 AM
Another dead actor who once played the Joker?
 
2010-02-22 02:52:11 AM
Sounded like Naked Bacon
 
2010-02-22 02:56:31 AM
Hopefully the "boner" headline submissions will slow down a tad since this has gone green, but I'm not holding my breath.
 
2010-02-22 02:58:48 AM
I'm gonna Boner Stabbone her, Mike Seaver her beaver.
 
2010-02-22 03:00:57 AM
SnakeMan: Another dead actor who once played the Joker?

He was decentish. (new window)
 
2010-02-22 03:07:26 AM
img713.imageshack.us

Mayor Adam West: It's all right to go to sleep, my friend. I'll stand guard.
Glenn Quagmire: Uh, okay.
Mayor Adam West: Don't worry, I'll be here all night. Just don't try to make me smile. I'm forbidden to smile. Oh, no. That episode of "Growing Pains" when Mike's friend Boner ran for student council. Boner. His name was... Boner. [laughing] Bone... I've failed you.
 
2010-02-22 03:14:22 AM
Fair_Poopsmith

He can't touch Mark Hamill as the Joker, but few can.
 
2010-02-22 03:26:04 AM
Erotic pancake juice? I'm there. In a heartbeat. It's a lovebeat.
 
2010-02-22 03:48:59 AM
-1 subby for missing obvious use of weener tag
 
2010-02-22 04:06:35 AM
So Chekov's Boner is missing...
 
2010-02-22 04:21:31 AM
"cool story, bro" time:

Yesterday morning there was a re-run of "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes".
I watched something else, but everytime I zapped during the commercial breaks, and Cameron's eager mug appeared on my heathen tv, I had the urge to yell "BANANA" at the tv.

That's all.
 
2010-02-22 04:23:16 AM
Chekov's boner? I thought it was Kirk Cameron's boner that was missing.
 
2010-02-22 04:27:05 AM
I never watched Growing Pains. So I guess I would have preferred some sort of Alfred Bester joke..
 
2010-02-22 04:42:56 AM
On "Growing Pains" Koenig played Boner, a pal of star former sitcom actor Kirk Cameron's character Mike.

Fixed it. And yeah, hope the christer prays real hard. Hahahahahah!
 
2010-02-22 04:45:57 AM
Fair_Poopsmith: SnakeMan: Another dead actor who once played the Joker?

He was decentish. (new window)


Wait a minute. He played both Boner and the Joker? I alluded to this panel upthread, but now I feel required to post it:

i45.tinypic.com
 
2010-02-22 04:48:07 AM
So let me get this right, Walter lost his Boner?
 
2010-02-22 05:19:39 AM
i132.photobucket.com

RIP Mr. Belevdere
 
2010-02-22 05:44:54 AM
Scary.
Between the severed feet that keep washing up, and the pig-feeding serial killers, B.C. seems like an easy place to disappear.
 
2010-02-22 05:46:34 AM
1992: Detachable Penis

2010: Missing Boner
 
2010-02-22 05:47:18 AM
Dialectic: On "Growing Pains" Koenig played Boner, a pal of star former sitcom actor Kirk Cameron's character Mike.

Fixed it. And yeah, hope the christer prays real hard. Hahahahahah!


Yeah, 'cause it's just so hilarious.
 
2010-02-22 06:12:30 AM
Alphax: I never watched Growing Pains. So I guess I would have preferred some sort of Alfred Bester joke..

Well, with any luck the guy'll turn up fine. That'd be the Bester case scenario.

...

I'm sorry. Y'know, it sounded pretty good in my head but I have to admit that was just sad. I can do better, really.
 
2010-02-22 06:14:54 AM
Alphax: I never watched Growing Pains. So I guess I would have preferred some sort of Alfred Bester joke..

Bet Dad didn't see THAT one coming.

There, now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
 
2010-02-22 06:35:38 AM
Andrew, best know as "Boner" from "Growing Pains", is a funny, caring,
gifted and passionate multi-talented young man.


Well, with a missing persons description like that, it shouldn't be too hard to locate him.

/what's "Growing Pains"?
//already know what a "Boner" is.
 
2010-02-22 06:43:34 AM
Good luck, Bone (new window)
 
2010-02-22 06:50:44 AM
I wonder how much fun the writers had getting ol' banana hands to say "Boner" all day.

"I love the Boner. We can't do that to him!"
"Me and the Boner... all day"
 
2010-02-22 06:50:55 AM
When Chekov's Boner is seen in the first act, it is inevitably used in the third act.
 
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