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(New Zealand Herald)   Youth convicted of burglary after breaking into house to set up bedroom for sexy tryst with his girlfriend   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 36
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2010-02-19 09:20:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-02-20 12:32:42 AM
That's so farking romantic!
 
2010-02-20 12:33:08 AM
Nothing says lovin' like breakin' and enterin'
 
2010-02-20 12:33:13 AM
Methinks this is the girl's daddy getting pissed off.
 
2010-02-20 12:34:32 AM
It was sexy time!
 
2010-02-20 12:38:13 AM

Hop in my Scion, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set saiiiiiil !!


/Whoooooooooo!

 
2010-02-20 12:46:42 AM
He's bringin' sexy back.
 
2010-02-20 12:48:22 AM
Dexter?
 
2010-02-20 12:51:41 AM
No Farker in their mom's basement would convict this youth.
 
2010-02-20 12:55:50 AM
lol, it wasn't his or her house, apparently.

Awesome. Pimp or not pimp? I vote pimp.
 
2010-02-20 12:57:50 AM
jeez, kids today.

in my youth we just screwed in the house and i jumped out the window when mom came home.
 
2010-02-20 12:59:10 AM
sseye: jeez, kids today.

in my youth we just screwed in the house and i jumped out the window when mom came home.


You should see the time when I dated a girl who lived on the 11th floor of a downtown condominium.
 
2010-02-20 01:02:45 AM
FTFA: Before they left, Pokaia stole two bottles of wine, a petty cash tin full of money and a key to the house.

Pretty sure that's the operable sentence there...
 
2010-02-20 01:03:24 AM
18 is not a "youth"
 
2010-02-20 01:10:19 AM
Can have all the sex he wants to in a few months. Just will be on the wrong end.
 
2010-02-20 01:10:45 AM
Airfoilsguy: 18 is not a "youth"

i.imgur.com

But is it a 'Yout'?
 
2010-02-20 01:12:19 AM
John Wall did it first!
 
2010-02-20 01:15:55 AM
wobiii: Can have all the sex he wants to in a few months. Just will be on the wrong end.

And it will definitely be breaking and entering.
 
2010-02-20 01:27:11 AM
Done it.
 
2010-02-20 01:29:11 AM
Airfoilsguy: 18 is not a "youth"

He might have had his birthday since the offending, hence the Youth Court option
 
2010-02-20 01:31:17 AM
ya dont think he might have been convicted for the breaking in and stealing a bunch of stuff part?
 
2010-02-20 01:35:06 AM
video man: Methinks this is the girl's daddy getting pissed off.

No, then it would be justifiable homicide after they scraped the "youth" off the wall and daddy put the shotgun away.
 
2010-02-20 01:37:17 AM
What is a romantic tryst without wine? He should be applauded.
 
2010-02-20 01:38:48 AM
ElMariachi: lol, it wasn't his or her house, apparently.

Awesome. Pimp or not pimp? I vote pimp.


Pimp!
 
Zel
2010-02-20 03:01:53 AM
We need to know whose house it was that was broken into's. If it wasn't even anybody's Daddy, then this boy should be in jail. If it was one of their Daddy's homes then maybe they can work something out in a soap opera.
 
2010-02-20 03:03:56 AM
Should he have not done that?


/ no such thing as bad sex
// why leave with the wine? Drink up me hearties yo ho
 
2010-02-20 03:06:41 AM
The breaking and entering at night into the dwelling of another with the intent to commit a felony therein...

Sorry- it's automatic.
 
2010-02-20 03:40:54 AM
That reminds me of the movie Far & Away...

How sexy! Wish my boyfriend would take me on those kinds of adventures!!!
 
2010-02-20 03:47:02 AM
breaking and entering...can have a different meaning than you think.

\hymen
 
2010-02-20 04:44:05 AM
poor guy (new window)
 
2010-02-20 04:59:21 AM
At least he got some pussy. Ultimately, that's all that matters.
 
2010-02-20 06:01:38 AM
So now she can have lots of sex too, just not with him. HA!
 
2010-02-20 11:32:00 AM
I used to scale the stone facade of my high school GF house in order to fark her before school.

Never underestimate the resourcefulness and dedication of a young man in his quest to get laid.
 
2010-02-20 01:01:34 PM
Kiwi sex?

www.shooshtime.com


// Hot, like...... Sex?
 
2010-02-20 02:21:54 PM
Did he go in the back door?
 
2010-02-20 06:45:50 PM
Came for Fred Gwenn


/felt creeeeepy too!
 
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