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		Youth convicted of burglary after breaking into house to set up bedroom for sexy tryst with his girlfriend (nzherald.co.nz)		36
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Hector Remarkable		2010-02-19 09:20:12 PM

MrBentor		2010-02-20 12:32:42 AM

That's so farking romantic!

okami36		2010-02-20 12:33:08 AM

Nothing says lovin' like breakin' and enterin'

video man		2010-02-20 12:33:13 AM

Methinks this is the girl's daddy getting pissed off.

Walker		2010-02-20 12:34:32 AM

It was sexy time!

skinink		2010-02-20 12:38:13 AM

Hop in my Scion, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set saiiiiiil !!

/Whoooooooooo!

Ball Zitch		2010-02-20 12:46:42 AM

He's bringin' sexy back.

Man On Pink Corner		2010-02-20 12:48:22 AM

Dexter?

Fano		2010-02-20 12:51:41 AM

No Farker in their mom's basement would convict this youth.

ElMariachi		2010-02-20 12:55:50 AM

lol, it wasn't his or her house, apparently.

Awesome. Pimp or not pimp? I vote pimp.

sseye		2010-02-20 12:57:50 AM

jeez, kids today.

in my youth we just screwed in the house and i jumped out the window when mom came home.

video man		2010-02-20 12:59:10 AM

sseye: jeez, kids today.

in my youth we just screwed in the house and i jumped out the window when mom came home.

You should see the time when I dated a girl who lived on the 11th floor of a downtown condominium.

the cake is a pie		2010-02-20 01:02:45 AM

FTFA: Before they left, Pokaia stole two bottles of wine, a petty cash tin full of money and a key to the house.

Pretty sure that's the operable sentence there...

Airfoilsguy		2010-02-20 01:03:24 AM

18 is not a "youth"

wobiii		2010-02-20 01:10:19 AM

Can have all the sex he wants to in a few months. Just will be on the wrong end.

KnightShift		2010-02-20 01:10:45 AM

Airfoilsguy: 18 is not a "youth"

i.imgur.com

But is it a 'Yout'?

uksocal		2010-02-20 01:12:19 AM

John Wall did it first!

Fano		2010-02-20 01:15:55 AM

wobiii: Can have all the sex he wants to in a few months. Just will be on the wrong end.

And it will definitely be breaking and entering.

Groover McToober		2010-02-20 01:27:11 AM

Done it.

thisispete		2010-02-20 01:29:11 AM

Airfoilsguy: 18 is not a "youth"

He might have had his birthday since the offending, hence the Youth Court option

gaspode		2010-02-20 01:31:17 AM

ya dont think he might have been convicted for the breaking in and stealing a bunch of stuff part?

Gyrfalcon		2010-02-20 01:35:06 AM

video man: Methinks this is the girl's daddy getting pissed off.

No, then it would be justifiable homicide after they scraped the "youth" off the wall and daddy put the shotgun away.

AbbeySomeone		2010-02-20 01:37:17 AM

What is a romantic tryst without wine? He should be applauded.

Elvis_Pelt		2010-02-20 01:38:48 AM

ElMariachi: lol, it wasn't his or her house, apparently.

Awesome. Pimp or not pimp? I vote pimp.

Pimp!

Zel		2010-02-20 03:01:53 AM

We need to know whose house it was that was broken into's. If it wasn't even anybody's Daddy, then this boy should be in jail. If it was one of their Daddy's homes then maybe they can work something out in a soap opera.

vinn01		2010-02-20 03:03:56 AM

Should he have not done that?

/ no such thing as bad sex
// why leave with the wine? Drink up me hearties yo ho

jlawn001		2010-02-20 03:06:41 AM

The breaking and entering at night into the dwelling of another with the intent to commit a felony therein...

Sorry- it's automatic.

TheMandyShow		2010-02-20 03:40:54 AM

That reminds me of the movie Far & Away...

How sexy! Wish my boyfriend would take me on those kinds of adventures!!!

FarkProudly		2010-02-20 03:47:02 AM

breaking and entering...can have a different meaning than you think.

\hymen

Dinkbreath		2010-02-20 04:44:05 AM

poor guy (new window)

Atomic Spunk		2010-02-20 04:59:21 AM

At least he got some pussy. Ultimately, that's all that matters.

luktti		2010-02-20 06:01:38 AM

So now she can have lots of sex too, just not with him. HA!

nmemkha		2010-02-20 11:32:00 AM

I used to scale the stone facade of my high school GF house in order to fark her before school.

Never underestimate the resourcefulness and dedication of a young man in his quest to get laid.