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2010-02-19 02:54:07 PM
FTFA:They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends.

Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.
 
2010-02-19 02:57:51 PM
Newt13: Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.


Which word in "are likely" don't you get, sugar tits?
 
2010-02-19 03:05:19 PM
Mykeru: Too many women have been socialized to think their vagina is the warm center of the universe (regardless of how nasty it actually is)and every problem conceivable is a guy's fault (not matter what you do).

No, I think it goes beyond socialization. My daughter is 3 and already exhibits some of those traits (such as blaming everyone else and expecting everyone to do things for her). We certainly haven't told her to be that way. My son is 5 and wasn't nearly as bad 2 years ago.
 
2010-02-19 03:05:47 PM
file:///C:/Users/mike/AppData/Roaming/Microsoft/Internet%20Explorer/Quick%20Laun ch/bollywood-girls%20(86) /what a slut might look like /can't change a ho into a housewife
 
2010-02-19 03:06:20 PM
Mykeru: Joy25: Mykeru: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

You mean, think of women more like the way I think of you as a wet blanket?


You think of me as a wet blanket?

Is that you hating on me or all women?

What? Do you think you are the Spokes-Vagina for all women, so if I think your attitude is crap I must be hating on all women?

/Nice work if you can get it.



I like that - Spokes-Vagina. Pretty funny. Really, no snark.
 
2010-02-19 03:06:37 PM
Newt13: FTFA:They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends.

Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.


I could have something to do with the blue hair and horns
 
2010-02-19 03:07:31 PM
altinos: Joy25: You guys girls would have more luck with girls guys if you would stop thinking of them as sluts wallets and are here only for your pleasure security.

FTFY


No, I look for the large weeners.
 
2010-02-19 03:09:05 PM
Mykeru: altinos: Joy25: You guys girls would have more luck with girls guys if you would stop thinking of them as sluts wallets and are here only for your pleasure security.

FTFY

Dude, it's pointless to argue. Too many women have been socialized to think their vagina is the warm center of the universe (regardless of how nasty it actually is)and every problem conceivable is a guy's fault (not matter what you do).

They are all stars in their own little mental romantic comedy.

Reasoning with women is like trying to explain spheres to a Flatlander.


So you're gay. That's fine. No problem with that. That doesn't mean you have to hate on women.
 
2010-02-19 03:10:42 PM
Joy25: Mykeru: Joy25: Mykeru: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

You mean, think of women more like the way I think of you as a wet blanket?


You think of me as a wet blanket?

Is that you hating on me or all women?

What? Do you think you are the Spokes-Vagina for all women, so if I think your attitude is crap I must be hating on all women?

/Nice work if you can get it.


I like that - Spokes-Vagina. Pretty funny. Really, no snark.


Yeah. I live for your validation.
 
2010-02-19 03:14:38 PM
Long Island iced teas...genetics....whatever...

As long as she's a slut, and stays that way.

skeet skeet
 
2010-02-19 03:14:58 PM
Joy25: So you're gay. That's fine. No problem with that. That doesn't mean you have to hate on women.

Code Lavender!

Whether or not I'm gay is a less interesting question than why you are either unwilling or incapable of thinking outside of trite anti-male shaming tactics.
 
2010-02-19 03:15:33 PM
FTFA: "Results of genetic tests were paired up with survey answers. Researchers found that the more varied major histocompability complex (MHC) genes a woman had, the more sexual partners she had. Scientists are at a loss as to why this is. They can not say why her immune system affects her luck at love."

So is she lucky if she has more or fewer partners?
 
2010-02-19 03:21:05 PM
child_god: You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.


Can you do the reverse? Would you want to? Are the risks worth it/ too great?

/inquiring minds
 
2010-02-19 03:26:46 PM
Mykeru: Newt13: Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.

Which word in "are likely" don't you get, sugar tits?


Also, I have poor comprehension and sugary tits (apparently) Maybe that was my problem. :D
 
2010-02-19 03:28:19 PM
Newt13: Mykeru: Newt13: Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.

Which word in "are likely" don't you get, sugar tits?

Also, I have poor comprehension and sugary tits (apparently) Maybe that was my problem. :D


That's ok, you can still bear children and mop.
 
2010-02-19 03:28:30 PM
argylez: Newt13: FTFA:They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends.

Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.

I could have something to do with the blue hair and horns


Well, you know what they say. Love me, love my blue hair (and horns)
 
2010-02-19 03:29:04 PM
luktti: file:///C:/Users/mike/AppData/Roaming/Microsoft/Internet%20Explorer/Quick%20Lau n ch/bollywood-girls%20(86) /what a slut might look like /can't change a ho into a housewife

img30.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-19 03:30:47 PM
Newt13: Mykeru: Newt13: Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.

Which word in "are likely" don't you get, sugar tits?

Also, I have poor comprehension and sugary tits


mmmmmmm

larryfire.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-19 03:34:53 PM
Mykeru: Newt13: Mykeru: Newt13: Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.

Which word in "are likely" don't you get, sugar tits?

Also, I have poor comprehension and sugary tits (apparently) Maybe that was my problem. :D

That's ok, you can still bear children and mop.


Whaa? I can't bear mops! I wouldn't mind having a trained bear that mops, though.
 
2010-02-19 03:41:59 PM
Newt13: Whaa? I can't bear mops!

Nonsense. I bet you could bang one against the sides.

www.southernpatioinc.com
 
2010-02-19 03:47:13 PM
Mykeru: Joy25: So you're gay. That's fine. No problem with that. That doesn't mean you have to hate on women.

Code Lavender!

Whether or not I'm gay is a less interesting question than why you are either unwilling or incapable of thinking outside of trite anti-male shaming tactics.



You are the one that said how nasty you thing a vagina is. Look at your post.

If you are not gay, I find it extremely interesting that you think vaginas are nasty.

Again, it's fine if you are gay. There is nothing with that.
 
2010-02-19 03:47:49 PM
Newt13: Mykeru: Newt13: Well, what's my problem? I'm a Heinz 57 and still only dated three
guys before I met my husband. So much for that theory.

Which word in "are likely" don't you get, sugar tits?

Also, I have poor comprehension and sugary tits (apparently) Maybe that was my problem. :D



My tits are equally sugary.
 
2010-02-19 03:55:29 PM
pics or they aren't sugary.
 
2010-02-19 03:56:34 PM
Joy25: No, I look for the large weeners.

How YOU doin

/livin large
 
2010-02-19 03:56:35 PM
Ball of Confusion: pics or they aren't sugary.

I hereby concur
 
2010-02-19 03:58:35 PM
Newt13: Well, you know what they say. Love me, love my blue hair (and horns)

I had an ex with blue hair (no horns), so I'm not against the idea, but it has to limit the # of potential boyfriends.

/horns would be kinky
 
2010-02-19 04:03:38 PM
Mykeru: Newt13: Whaa? I can't bear mops!

Nonsense. I bet you could bang one against the sides.


Is that bucket full of chocolate?


/"How YOU doin',bukket?

Joy25: Newt13: Mykeru: Newt13:


My tits are equally sugary.



You should inform any potential dates, in case they're diabetic.
 
2010-02-19 04:07:34 PM
I think I'm hypoglycemic.
 
2010-02-19 04:08:20 PM
Newt13: Mykeru: Newt13: Whaa? I can't bear mops!

Nonsense. I bet you could bang one against the sides.

Is that bucket full of chocolate?


/"How YOU doin',bukket?

Joy25: Newt13: Mykeru: Newt13:


My tits are equally sugary.


You should inform any potential dates, in case they're diabetic.



Nah, no guts no glory. It thins the herd.
 
2010-02-19 04:12:06 PM
Mykeru: Newt13: Whaa? I can't bear mops!

Nonsense. I bet you could bang one against the sides.



It's hot chocolate for the jolly green giant.
 
2010-02-19 04:21:19 PM
TTIWWP

/i find the lack of pics in this thread disturbing.
//EIP.
///just getting that out of the way.
 
2010-02-19 04:28:07 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.

If you say yours isn't, that just means she isn't putting out for you. Trust me. The whore is putting out for somebody. Or taking care of it herself because you're not doing it right.

You don't own whores. You just rent them. And one way or another, every woman (read as "whore") will cost you: money, dignity, sanity, freedom, etc.

To recap: all women are whores.
 
2010-02-19 04:35:05 PM
Joy25: You are the one that said how nasty you thing a vagina is. Look at your post.

What I wrote was "Too many women have been socialized to think their vagina is the warm center of the universe (regardless of how nasty it actually is)and every problem conceivable is a guy's fault (not matter what you do)."

Which reads: Regardless of how nasty an individual vagina may be.

We have two choices here:

1. You are genuinely a moron who can't read.

2. You are an attention whore troll.

3. Both

I'm saving time and going for the third option.
 
2010-02-19 04:39:13 PM
Number40: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.

If you say yours isn't, that just means she isn't putting out for you. Trust me. The whore is putting out for somebody. Or taking care of it herself because you're not doing it right.

You don't own whores. You just rent them. And one way or another, every woman (read as "whore") will cost you: money, dignity, sanity, freedom, etc.

To recap: all women are whores.


niiiiice
 
2010-02-19 04:41:52 PM
Mykeru: Joy25: You are the one that said how nasty you thing a vagina is. Look at your post.

What I wrote was "Too many women have been socialized to think their vagina is the warm center of the universe (regardless of how nasty it actually is)and every problem conceivable is a guy's fault (not matter what you do)."

Which reads: Regardless of how nasty an individual vagina may be.

We have two choices here:

1. You are genuinely a moron who can't read.

2. You are an attention whore troll.

3. Both

I'm saving time and going for the third option.



We have two choices here:

You are backpedaling

You are gay (really, there is nothing wrong with that)
 
2010-02-19 04:42:13 PM
Mykeru: Joy25: You are the one that said how nasty you thing a vagina is. Look at your post.

What I wrote was "Too many women have been socialized to think their vagina is the warm center of the universe (regardless of how nasty it actually is)and every problem conceivable is a guy's fault (not matter what you do)."

Which reads: Regardless of how nasty an individual vagina may be.

We have two choices here:

1. You are genuinely a moron who can't read.

2. You are an attention whore troll.

3. Both

I'm saving time and going for the third option.


I read it it how you intended it. Perhaps due to the workings of my superior male brain.
 
2010-02-19 04:42:40 PM
Gramma: Number40: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.

If you say yours isn't, that just means she isn't putting out for you. Trust me. The whore is putting out for somebody. Or taking care of it herself because you're not doing it right.

You don't own whores. You just rent them. And one way or another, every woman (read as "whore") will cost you: money, dignity, sanity, freedom, etc.

To recap: all women are whores.

niiiiice



I guesss he has mommy issues.
 
2010-02-19 04:48:15 PM
Number40: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.


I have to disagree. At least whores theoretically provide an equitable trade for services.

Most women are self-absorbed, solipsistic me-machines. So they are like whores who take your money, don't bang you, reach up under your ribcage and pull your farking heart out like a Aztec priestess and then go through your pockets for loose change.

Which sounds bad enough. But that's only metaphor.

The reality is not nearly as merciful because they take years to do it, leaving you a dried-out husk of your former self abandoned having wasted the only good years you might get in this miserable farking parade of loss and suffering that is this life having tried to make her mercenary soul-sucking ass happy like feeding planets into a massive black hole until you have nothing left but emptiness and every damn morning when you wake up you curse the fates because you didn't die in your sleep yet again.

But, generally in nicer colors.
 
2010-02-19 04:52:26 PM
Mykeru:
Most women are self-absorbed, solipsistic me-machines. So they are like whores who take your money, don't bang you, reach up under your ribcage and pull your farking heart out like a Aztec priestess and then go through your pockets for loose change.



Nah, that's not right. Generally they bleed you dry of money BEFORE ripping out your heart, so there's no real need to rifle around for lose change.

/not that I'm bitter
 
2010-02-19 04:53:23 PM
Joy25: I guesss he has mommy issues.

Hey: Code Green (Charge of Puerility!)

Joy, why don't you shut the fark up until you can say something original?
 
2010-02-19 04:53:43 PM
Mykeru: Number40: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.

I have to disagree. At least whores theoretically provide an equitable trade for services.

Most women are self-absorbed, solipsistic me-machines. So they are like whores who take your money, don't bang you, reach up under your ribcage and pull your farking heart out like a Aztec priestess and then go through your pockets for loose change.

Which sounds bad enough. But that's only metaphor.

The reality is not nearly as merciful because they take years to do it, leaving you a dried-out husk of your former self abandoned having wasted the only good years you might get in this miserable farking parade of loss and suffering that is this life having tried to make her mercenary soul-sucking ass happy like feeding planets into a massive black hole until you have nothing left but emptiness and every damn morning when you wake up you curse the fates because you didn't die in your sleep yet again.

But, generally in nicer colors.



Cheer up skippy. It's the weekend. Go out with your friends and have a good time.
 
2010-02-19 04:54:23 PM
SlagginOff: Mykeru: Joy25: You are the one that said how nasty you thing a vagina is. Look at your post.

What I wrote was "Too many women have been socialized to think their vagina is the warm center of the universe (regardless of how nasty it actually is)and every problem conceivable is a guy's fault (not matter what you do)."

Which reads: Regardless of how nasty an individual vagina may be.

We have two choices here:

1. You are genuinely a moron who can't read.

2. You are an attention whore troll.

3. Both

I'm saving time and going for the third option.

I read it it how you intended it. Perhaps due to the workings of my superior male brain.



hehehe
 
2010-02-19 04:55:02 PM
Mykeru: Joy25: I guesss he has mommy issues.

Hey: Code Green (Charge of Puerility!)

Joy, why don't you shut the fark up until you can say something original?



Something original.
 
2010-02-19 04:55:25 PM
Telos: Nah, that's not right. Generally they bleed you dry of money BEFORE ripping out your heart, so there's no real need to rifle around for lose change.

/not that I'm bitter


We agree. The sequence was:

1. Rip you off (generally)

2. Rip out your heart

3. Go through your pockets for loose change as sort of an afterthought.
 
2010-02-19 05:00:12 PM
Number40: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.

If you say yours isn't, that just means she isn't putting out for you. Trust me. The whore is putting out for somebody. Or taking care of it herself because you're not doing it right.

You don't own whores. You just rent them. And one way or another, every woman (read as "whore") will cost you: money, dignity, sanity, freedom, etc.

To recap: all women are whores.


Then I'm proud to be a whore. Line starts at the left.
 
2010-02-19 05:02:07 PM
Mykeru: Number40: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.

I have to disagree. At least whores theoretically provide an equitable trade for services.

Most women are self-absorbed, solipsistic me-machines. So they are like whores who take your money, don't bang you, reach up under your ribcage and pull your farking heart out like a Aztec priestess and then go through your pockets for loose change.

Which sounds bad enough. But that's only metaphor.

The reality is not nearly as merciful because they take years to do it, leaving you a dried-out husk of your former self abandoned having wasted the only good years you might get in this miserable farking parade of loss and suffering that is this life having tried to make her mercenary soul-sucking ass happy like feeding planets into a massive black hole until you have nothing left but emptiness and every damn morning when you wake up you curse the fates because you didn't die in your sleep yet again.

But, generally in nicer colors.


Can't get a date, huh?
 
2010-02-19 05:03:44 PM
ms_lara_croft: Number40: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.

If you say yours isn't, that just means she isn't putting out for you. Trust me. The whore is putting out for somebody. Or taking care of it herself because you're not doing it right.

You don't own whores. You just rent them. And one way or another, every woman (read as "whore") will cost you: money, dignity, sanity, freedom, etc.

To recap: all women are whores.

Then I'm proud to be a whore. Line starts at the left.


Nah. Seen your picture.
 
2010-02-19 05:04:42 PM
ms_lara_croft: Mykeru: Number40: I've said it before and I'll say it again:

All women are whores.

I have to disagree. At least whores theoretically provide an equitable trade for services.

Most women are self-absorbed, solipsistic me-machines. So they are like whores who take your money, don't bang you, reach up under your ribcage and pull your farking heart out like a Aztec priestess and then go through your pockets for loose change.

Which sounds bad enough. But that's only metaphor.

The reality is not nearly as merciful because they take years to do it, leaving you a dried-out husk of your former self abandoned having wasted the only good years you might get in this miserable farking parade of loss and suffering that is this life having tried to make her mercenary soul-sucking ass happy like feeding planets into a massive black hole until you have nothing left but emptiness and every damn morning when you wake up you curse the fates because you didn't die in your sleep yet again.

But, generally in nicer colors.

Can't get a date, huh?



No, because he isn't a very nice person. Terrible manners and attitude.
 
2010-02-19 05:05:59 PM
ms_lara_croft: Can't get a date, huh?

Again, stunningly unoriginal. And you are supposedly a writer? Must be the jerk-off-blog equivalent of World Net Daily.
 
2010-02-19 05:07:05 PM
Mykeru: ms_lara_croft: Can't get a date, huh?

Again, stunningly unoriginal. And you are supposedly a writer? Must be the jerk-off-blog equivalent of World Net Daily.



The truth can be unoriginal.
 
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