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2010-02-19 11:24:06 AM  
Jster422: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.

Really? Your argument is that the key to getting lucky is treating women with deference, respect, and civility?

Sorry, but while that may have everything in the world to do with finding a 'life partner' to settle down and have a harmonious marriage with - it's fark-all as a suggestion on 'getting lucky'.


Even if what you say is true, isn't more likely that you will be happier with someone who responds to deference, respect and civility, than someone who responds to you acting as though she is a slut?
 
2010-02-19 11:25:30 AM  
JessicaRaven: this Long Island sounds like a wonderful place. I'd like to visit someday......if only it were real


:)
 
2010-02-19 11:26:15 AM  
Joy25: Even if what you say is true, isn't more likely that you will be happier with someone who responds to deference, respect and civility, than someone who responds to you acting as though she is a slut?

If your goal is to have sex, I don't see how your suggestion is relevant..
 
2010-02-19 11:27:44 AM  
EMCGuy: I was at a bar yesterday, and on their menu they had Long Islands, with a note: "Long Island Iced Teas will be limited to two per day per person."

Man, I want to try them if you are only allowed two.


That bar sucks. Two limit?
 
2010-02-19 11:31:45 AM  
Joy25: Jster422: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.

Really? Your argument is that the key to getting lucky is treating women with deference, respect, and civility?

Sorry, but while that may have everything in the world to do with finding a 'life partner' to settle down and have a harmonious marriage with - it's fark-all as a suggestion on 'getting lucky'.

Even if what you say is true, isn't more likely that you will be happier with someone who responds to deference, respect and civility, than someone who responds to you acting as though she is a slut?


Sometimes a person wants to establish deep personal and emotional connections with another person, to connect on a pure, spiritual level with another soul, to share life's long journey with one true companion.

Other times a person wants to establish deep genital and fluid connections with another person, to connect on a pure, carnal level with another penis or vagina, to share an hour and a half or so of sweaty grunting with one (or more) anonymous companions.
 
2010-02-19 11:33:54 AM  
FTA: "The Daily Mail reported that this may be a defense to help stop someone from unintentionally having sex with a relative."

Disapproves.

i73.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-19 11:35:28 AM  
Subby, girlfriends aren't sluts. A slut is a woman who will have sex with any guy - except you.
 
2010-02-19 11:37:29 AM  
My mom is a ... um ... she's popular, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/now why can't I get a date?
 
2010-02-19 11:42:46 AM  
Joy25: Jster422: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.

Really? Your argument is that the key to getting lucky is treating women with deference, respect, and civility?

Sorry, but while that may have everything in the world to do with finding a 'life partner' to settle down and have a harmonious marriage with - it's fark-all as a suggestion on 'getting lucky'.

Even if what you say is true, isn't more likely that you will be happier with someone who responds to deference, respect and civility, than someone who responds to you acting as though she is a slut?


Yes, and we'd all be happier if Santa Claus were real too.
 
2010-02-19 11:44:40 AM  
Jster422: Joy25: Jster422: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.

Really? Your argument is that the key to getting lucky is treating women with deference, respect, and civility?

Sorry, but while that may have everything in the world to do with finding a 'life partner' to settle down and have a harmonious marriage with - it's fark-all as a suggestion on 'getting lucky'.

Even if what you say is true, isn't more likely that you will be happier with someone who responds to deference, respect and civility, than someone who responds to you acting as though she is a slut?
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Sorry to self quote - but I should have used the condensed version -

www.x-entertainment.com
 
2010-02-19 11:55:32 AM  
Telos: Joy25: Jster422: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.

Really? Your argument is that the key to getting lucky is treating women with deference, respect, and civility?

Sorry, but while that may have everything in the world to do with finding a 'life partner' to settle down and have a harmonious marriage with - it's fark-all as a suggestion on 'getting lucky'.

Even if what you say is true, isn't more likely that you will be happier with someone who responds to deference, respect and civility, than someone who responds to you acting as though she is a slut?

Yes, and we'd all be happier if Santa Claus were real too.



You mean I sat on that guys's lap for nothing!

At least he gave me a candy cane.
 
2010-02-19 12:00:19 PM  
Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

You mean, think of women more like the way I think of you as a wet blanket?
 
2010-02-19 12:04:29 PM  
Mykeru: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

You mean, think of women more like the way I think of you as a wet blanket?



You think of me as a wet blanket?

Is that you hating on me or all women?
 
2010-02-19 12:07:15 PM  
If it's not alcohol, it's gotta be genetics. No one just makes bad decisions because they're flawed anymore, there's always some external factor that controls their destiny. Unless they do something good, then it's all them.

Off to listen to 'Scapegoat' by Atmosphere.
 
2010-02-19 12:07:47 PM  
dericwater: Isn't the definition of a slut being a woman with a great variety of DNA in her? So finding that women with lots of DNA variety is more promiscuous is almost tautological.

I think they mean her own DNA, not whatever DNA may be oozing from various orifices or encrusted on her back, belly, or face.
 
2010-02-19 12:10:55 PM  
Joy25: You mean I sat on that guys's lap for nothing!

At least he gave me a candy cane.


After the Long Island, right?
 
2010-02-19 12:15:45 PM  
Kyro: Joy25: You mean I sat on that guys's lap for nothing!

At least he gave me a candy cane.

After the Long Island, right?



Not sure.

Alls I remember is something sticky.
 
2010-02-19 12:20:23 PM  
1 part vodka
1 part 1800® Tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®
Mix ingredients together over ice in a Collins Glass. Pour into a shaker and give one brisk shake. Pour back into the glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.

/animals sweat
//people perspire
 
2010-02-19 12:23:43 PM  
ZeroCorpse:

But then, I don't consider a person my property just because she slept with me. Some of you take the whole monogamy thing way too far.

Wow! How noble and progressive of you. You have shrugged off the heavy yoke of societal norms and now can shine your light upon all those simpletons (or their children) who have ever been emotionally scarred from infidelity.
 
2010-02-19 12:29:25 PM  
ZeroCorpse: But then, I don't consider a person my property just because she slept with me. Some of you take the whole monogamy thing way too far.

As far as my wife goes, since we got our marriage license and certificate from the county Register Of Deeds, I believe this means I do in fact own her.

/That's "traditional marriage" after all
//Honey? What do you mean, you know my Fark handle?
 
2010-02-19 12:30:25 PM  
The drink just brings out any genetic propensity to being a slut. You see, you can't separate nature from nurture.
 
mjg
2010-02-19 12:32:41 PM  
"My boyfriend told me I'm too pretty for condoms."

/Gossip Girl Staten Island SNL
//yeah I know it's not Long Island
///potato
 
2010-02-19 12:41:22 PM  
This explains my ex-stepdaughter. Her mom was/is much the same...
 
2010-02-19 12:50:31 PM  
sgnilward: WTF is that?

Long Island Trout, species of salmonid native to tributaries of New Jersey as well as much of the central, western, eastern, and especially the northern eastern portions of the United States.
 
2010-02-19 12:52:36 PM  
So if you're on Long Island and you want a Long Island Iced Tea, do you just ask for Iced Tea? I bet a lot of visitors get wasted unintentionally going out for lunch.
 
2010-02-19 12:58:37 PM  
Joy25: Mykeru: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

You mean, think of women more like the way I think of you as a wet blanket?


You think of me as a wet blanket?

Is that you hating on me or all women?


What? Do you think you are the Spokes-Vagina for all women, so if I think your attitude is crap I must be hating on all women?

/Nice work if you can get it.
 
2010-02-19 01:06:51 PM  
Tequila is slut fuel.

Long Island iced tea is slut fuel.

Champagne is slut fuel.

Grey Goose is slut fuel.

Patron is slut fuel.

Money and a nice car are slut fuel.

Nice clothes and shoes are slut fuel.

Tattoos are slut fuel.

A huge medallion on a gold chain is slut fuel.

Telling her you want to f*ck her in ways her boyfriend/husband can't, and she doesn't slap you, is slut fuel.

JUST BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE, AT THE RIGHT TIME, AND READY TO GO IS SLUT FUEL.

In other words, if your girlfriend/wife really loves any of the above, then she's a slut. Your best bet is to not fall in love, or fall out of love, and possibly make some really good memories of being a major league asshole, or live out your fantasies before she reveals her true self to you. Sluts have an expiration date, you know.

Everyone loves sluts, I know I do, but you gotta use the right tool for the right job. You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

QED
 
2010-02-19 01:23:07 PM  
This thread needs more pics of slutty girlfriends
 
2010-02-19 01:24:40 PM  
Scientists are at a loss as to why this is. They can not say why her immune system affects her luck at love. They also do not know if it means the opposite sex can't resist her or she can't resist them, the Daily Mail reports.

A loss as to why this is... seriously? How in to your own race can you get? We ain't nothin but mammals and nature will make us do it like they do on the Discovery Channel according to our Genes no matter how superior we think we are.

/This study brought to you by Progressives
//You will bow to your new overloards
///cuz we know better than you how to live your life
////so we are banning genetics, likes, opinions and pilot licenses
 
2010-02-19 01:26:55 PM  
Virtue: This thread needs more pics of slutty girlfriends smacking you punks around. Punks.
 
2010-02-19 01:28:28 PM  
Little Bear: What's this about my ex-girlfriend from LI being a slut?

/more frigid than slutty


my gf is from deer park. frisky and always willing.
 
2010-02-19 01:32:23 PM  
child_god: You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

Saving that one right there.
 
2010-02-19 01:36:25 PM  
Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.


Who the fark told you to stop making my sammich? Less talkee, more turkee.
 
2010-02-19 01:41:08 PM  
Joy25: Jster422: Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.

Really? Your argument is that the key to getting lucky is treating women with deference, respect, and civility?

Sorry, but while that may have everything in the world to do with finding a 'life partner' to settle down and have a harmonious marriage with - it's fark-all as a suggestion on 'getting lucky'.

Even if what you say is true, isn't more likely that you will be happier with someone who responds to deference, respect and civility, than someone who responds to you acting as though she is a slut?


Well, sure, once the camera's off...
 
2010-02-19 01:41:18 PM  
El Dudereno: wife's 1/4 mexican and 1/4 japanese

and not half bad!
 
2010-02-19 01:44:11 PM  
Virtue: This thread needs more pics of slutty girlfriends

if your gf owns any of these clothes you have a keeper

www.coquetryclubwear.com

www.coquetryclubwear.com



cdn.okcimg.com
 
2010-02-19 01:45:28 PM  
Joy25: You guys girls would have more luck with girls guys if you would stop thinking of them as sluts wallets and are here only for your pleasure security.

FTFY
 
2010-02-19 01:46:22 PM  
Farkthulhu: I'm just here to see all the pictures of what sluts may look like. . .

Open your family photo album!

/sorry
//had to
 
2010-02-19 01:50:37 PM  
altinos: Joy25: You guys girls would have more luck with girls guys if you would stop thinking of them as sluts wallets and are here only for your pleasure security.

FTFY


Dude, it's pointless to argue. Too many women have been socialized to think their vagina is the warm center of the universe (regardless of how nasty it actually is)and every problem conceivable is a guy's fault (not matter what you do).

They are all stars in their own little mental romantic comedy.

Reasoning with women is like trying to explain spheres to a Flatlander.
 
2010-02-19 01:52:13 PM  
GoteamVenture: Little Bear: What's this about my ex-girlfriend from LI being a slut?

/more frigid than slutty

my gf is from deer park. frisky and always willing.


Actually, it was girls from North Babylon that perfected the crab-walk, because they basically never bothered to pull it out.
 
2010-02-19 02:05:59 PM  
Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD....
 
2010-02-19 02:07:13 PM  
Unhip1: Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD....

The new Fark candidate for flying planes into buildings.
 
2010-02-19 02:14:00 PM  
child_god: Tequila is slut fuel.

Long Island iced tea is slut fuel.

Champagne is slut fuel.

Grey Goose is slut fuel.

Patron is slut fuel.

Money and a nice car are slut fuel.

Nice clothes and shoes are slut fuel.

Tattoos are slut fuel.

A huge medallion on a gold chain is slut fuel.

Telling her you want to f*ck her in ways her boyfriend/husband can't, and she doesn't slap you, is slut fuel.

JUST BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE, AT THE RIGHT TIME, AND READY TO GO IS SLUT FUEL.

In other words, if your girlfriend/wife really loves any of the above, then she's a slut. Your best bet is to not fall in love, or fall out of love, and possibly make some really good memories of being a major league asshole, or live out your fantasies before she reveals her true self to you. Sluts have an expiration date, you know.

Everyone loves sluts, I know I do, but you gotta use the right tool for the right job. You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

QED


Truer words of wisdom have not been spoken. Took a long time to learn this, read and learn young padawans...
 
2010-02-19 02:17:01 PM  
Kyro: child_god: You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

Saving that one right there.


The truth is always recognizable, isn't it?
 
2010-02-19 02:24:48 PM  
Finally, scientific justification for why I like my women scrawny and sickly.
 
2010-02-19 02:26:01 PM  
The Oak Beach Inn (new window) bartender Robert "Rosebud" But is the inventor of the Long Island Iced Tea (aka the slut maker).
 
2010-02-19 02:28:18 PM  
How is that unlikely there subbs? Genes enable everything. Sure, there are outside factors that contribute but you have to have the genes for those outside factors to contribute. If you don't have genes that make you susceptible to social factors then you won't be affected.
 
2010-02-19 02:36:44 PM  
bmr68: The Oak Beach Inn (new window) bartender Robert "Rosebud" But is the inventor of the Long Island Iced Tea (aka the slut maker).

Man, the OBI. My sister basically lived there.

oh, wait...
 
2010-02-19 02:40:07 PM  
Tomley:
Truer words of wisdom have not been spoken. Took a long time to learn this, read and learn young padawans...


Youth is wasted on the young. Another nugget of wisdom is 'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.' Find out about a girl's parents, upbringing including any dysfunctions within the family, and socio-economic status and you can easily predict how she will act and what you can get away with. Even if she defies the odds, you can bet she is a ticking time bomb, just waiting to express her genes and thus her true self.

These are things my dad told me and I wished I listened to him!

/so much happier now than when I was younger.
//had more fun then, but my pleasure is more satisfying now.
 
2010-02-19 02:40:16 PM  
littlett's: They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends. -FTFA

So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.


Nope. Women who loan their jeans to their friends, and then let you sleep with said friends, will have more boyfriends. :p

HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu!: jehovahs witness protection: strothgar: "... this may be a defense to help stop someone from unintentionally having sex with a relative"

I bet the findings in Kentucky West Virginia South Carolina Arkansas would look remarkably different


/Yeah, I went there.

ms_lara_croft: Subby, girlfriends aren't sluts. A slut is a woman who will have sex with any guy - except you.

No, a *biatch* will fark anyone but you. a *slut* will fark *anyone*.
 
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