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(MyFox Atlanta)   Genetics replaces Long Island Ice Tea as the primary reason for why your girlfriend is a slut   (myfoxatlanta.com) divider line 173
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2010-02-19 09:07:56 AM
"... this may be a defense to help stop someone from unintentionally having sex with a relative"

I bet the findings in Kentucky would look remarkably different
 
2010-02-19 10:02:18 AM
strothgar: "... this may be a defense to help stop someone from unintentionally having sex with a relative"

I bet the findings in Kentucky West Virginia would look remarkably different
 
2010-02-19 10:16:52 AM
A fox news article ripped from the Daily Fail? Probably not gonna take this at face value.

/your girlfriend is still a slut though
 
2010-02-19 10:27:44 AM
Nice headline.

And I think the reason they have more sex is that more men find them biochemically attractive. More choice, more opportunity.

Good-looking women don't "get lucky" in love. They have a casting couch at a cattle call.
 
2010-02-19 10:30:00 AM
What's this about my ex-girlfriend from LI being a slut?

/more frigid than slutty
 
2010-02-19 10:32:06 AM
At this point, I wouldn't care if my grilfriend was a slut. Just as long as she would butter my toast every once in a while.
 
2010-02-19 10:32:40 AM
Until you get her genes off, there's not going to be any 'relationship'...
 
2010-02-19 10:33:42 AM
+1 subby, headline made me LOL
 
2010-02-19 10:34:55 AM
I'm just here to see all the pictures of what sluts may look like. . .
 
2010-02-19 10:35:42 AM
They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends. -FTFA

So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.
 
2010-02-19 10:36:41 AM
Daddy issues are still in the lead, IMX.
 
2010-02-19 10:37:19 AM
I took a girl out once for her 21st and got her a long island iced tea. She put sugar in it. I don't recommend anyone do that, ever.
 
2010-02-19 10:38:24 AM
Hey baby. Do you have variety in your genes?

Would you like some?
 
2010-02-19 10:38:32 AM
jehovahs witness protection: strothgar: "... this may be a defense to help stop someone from unintentionally having sex with a relative"

I bet the findings in Kentucky West Virginia would look remarkably different


Maybe that could be cut down upon if WV would just let you marry your cousins like in Maryland.
 
2010-02-19 10:41:58 AM
Let it go, subby. Lurlene and I are putting the past behind us. Everybody makes mistakes. And honestly, I think I'll be a better father to my new brother than my dad ever was to me and my cousins.

/cry
 
2010-02-19 10:42:19 AM
I wish.

I'd rather have a girlfriend that's farking everybody than a girlfriend who farks nobody, ever.

But then, I don't consider a person my property just because she slept with me. Some of you take the whole monogamy thing way too far.
 
2010-02-19 10:43:07 AM
rastjr: At this point, I wouldn't care if my grilfriend was a slut. Just as long as she would butter my toast every once in a while.

You should be getin' some.
Cause she's buttering mine and his and his... and his.
 
2010-02-19 10:45:36 AM
Wow scientific evidence from the british Enquirer, it must be true. Environment couldn't possibly have anything to do with it. That and now they're actually trying to justify girls doing what they want without repercussions and taking away all personal responsibility on the part of the slutgirl. Same way you hear all about breast cancer, that at its highest rate affects one in 14 women as opposed to prostate cancer which gets one in 6 men. Why not just beat cancer in general??? Give them a little gender equality and suddenly that is not good enough for them and so they have to engender issues so they can get a meal ticket to exclusion of others that helped get them equality? Let all the bimbos and membos give each other AIDS, more food for me.
 
2010-02-19 10:50:17 AM
littlett's: They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends. -FTFA

So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.


Women with greater genetic variety (aka ethnic mixes) are WAY hotter. Just sayin'
 
2010-02-19 10:50:29 AM
littlett's: So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.

So there's still hope for you bagging a few more.

/Poor women: They are total slaves to their reproductive biology.
 
2010-02-19 10:51:38 AM
hipster_slayer: Wow scientific evidence from the british Enquirer, it must be true.

communicatescience.com

"There's no actual... Evidence to support it!"
 
2010-02-19 10:51:47 AM
I find it funny how drinks are associated by the people who drink them when it is all alcohol, water and a wild assortment of chemical flavorings. I am not defending Long Island iced tea which is passable in emergencies but stating amusement at the link of LIIT and uncultured women of a certain demographic.

/insert picture of guido
//yaga bombs over here cheif
 
2010-02-19 10:52:04 AM
HMS_Blinkin: littlett's: They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends. -FTFA

So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.

Women with greater genetic variety (aka ethnic mixes) are WAY hotter. Just sayin'


Indeed. Hybrid Vigor, and all...
 
2010-02-19 10:54:04 AM
As far as propagating the species, this makes sense. Women with less diversity have to be extra picky about whom they breed with because they want healthy children, whereas women with more diversity and stronger immune systems have healthy children with just about any man, regardless of his gene makeup.
 
2010-02-19 10:55:14 AM
Jster422: HMS_Blinkin: littlett's: They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends. -FTFA

So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.

Women with greater genetic variety (aka ethnic mixes) are WAY hotter. Just sayin'

Indeed. Hybrid Vigor, and all...


More like "something familiar + something exotic" IIRC
 
2010-02-19 10:59:50 AM
Genetics is often used an excuse for behavior.
 
2010-02-19 11:00:18 AM
The more diverse the genes are, the stronger a person's ability is to fight off disease.

Scientists are at a loss as to why this is. They can not say why her immune system affects her luck at love


Egads did they ever miss the obvious. It's already been shown that the strongest attraction is towards people with different genes than your own. They saying goes "Everyone wants what they don't have," which is why Asians go for blonds and redheads (they don't have them) and Germans keep invading France to get closer to the Spanish ladies (because they're sick of milky blonds). If you look at Brazil, the cornucopia of hot people, you'll find a gene pool that's a mix of half the planet. That's why they're hot.

So they're getting their cause & effect mixed up. It is not "more diverse genes = stronger immune system = more sexual attraction" but simply "more diverse genes = more genes to offer to a mate's own gene pool when spawning = more sexual attraction."

And the more sexual attraction a person generates the more likelier they are to have short-term relationships - it gives them more chances to breed.
 
2010-02-19 11:00:27 AM
I was at a bar yesterday, and on their menu they had Long Islands, with a note: "Long Island Iced Teas will be limited to two per day per person."

Man, I want to try them if you are only allowed two.
 
2010-02-19 11:00:32 AM
old_toole: rastjr: At this point, I wouldn't care if my grilfriend was a slut. Just as long as she would butter my toast every once in a while.

You should be getin' some.
Cause she's buttering mine and his and his... and his.



It was a hypothetical but thanks for playing along anyway.
 
2010-02-19 11:02:06 AM
littlett's: They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends. -FTFA

So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.



If a girl is as hot as Megan Fox, she is likely to have more suitors.
 
2010-02-19 11:04:41 AM
Farkthulhu: I'm just here to see all the pictures of what sluts may look like. . .

i478.photobucket.com


?
 
2010-02-19 11:05:45 AM
If promiscuity was inherited, they would all be sluts.
 
2010-02-19 11:07:15 AM
Mr.Hawk:

i478.photobucket.com


?


That is the most unfortunately placed cow's anus I have ever seen.
 
2010-02-19 11:07:33 AM
EMCGuy: I was at a bar yesterday, and on their menu they had Long Islands, with a note: "Long Island Iced Teas will be limited to two per day per person."

Man, I want to try them if you are only allowed two.


I once had 8 in a sitting, and man was I FARKED!
 
2010-02-19 11:08:14 AM
Only came for pics of sluts.
Left muttering.
 
2010-02-19 11:08:45 AM
Ha! Joke's on you Subby, I don't even have a girlfriend!

/wait, what?
//FFFUUUUUUU
 
2010-02-19 11:09:56 AM
ZeroCorpse: I wish.

I'd rather have a girlfriend that's farking everybody than a girlfriend who farks nobody, ever.

But then, I don't consider a person my property just because she slept with me. Some of you take the whole monogamy thing way too far.



THIS

/had a wonderful day yesterday cuddling with both BFs and all four GFs
 
2010-02-19 11:10:34 AM
Shame on you Farkers. You took a perfect opportunity for a slut thread and turned into...I don't even know what the fark this is.
 
2010-02-19 11:11:25 AM
NephilimNexus: The more diverse the genes are, the stronger a person's ability is to fight off disease.

Scientists are at a loss as to why this is. They can not say why her immune system affects her luck at love

Egads did they ever miss the obvious. It's already been shown that the strongest attraction is towards people with different genes than your own. They saying goes "Everyone wants what they don't have," which is why Asians go for blonds and redheads (they don't have them) and Germans keep invading France to get closer to the Spanish ladies (because they're sick of milky blonds). If you look at Brazil, the cornucopia of hot people, you'll find a gene pool that's a mix of half the planet. That's why they're hot.

So they're getting their cause & effect mixed up. It is not "more diverse genes = stronger immune system = more sexual attraction" but simply "more diverse genes = more genes to offer to a mate's own gene pool when spawning = more sexual attraction."

And the more sexual attraction a person generates the more likelier they are to have short-term relationships - it gives them more chances to breed.


Do they really? This is excellent news!

/heads off to check airfare to Tokyo...
 
2010-02-19 11:12:36 AM
jehovahs witness protection: strothgar: "... this may be a defense to help stop someone from unintentionally having sex with a relative"

I bet the findings in Kentucky West Virginia
South Carolina would look remarkably different
 
2010-02-19 11:13:41 AM
You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.
 
2010-02-19 11:14:41 AM
We've secretly replaced the Long Island Ice Tea in this restaurant with Folger's Instant Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2010-02-19 11:16:12 AM
Isn't the definition of a slut being a woman with a great variety of DNA in her? So finding that women with lots of DNA variety is more promiscuous is almost tautological.
 
2010-02-19 11:17:00 AM
Jster422: HMS_Blinkin: littlett's: They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends. -FTFA

So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.

Women with greater genetic variety (aka ethnic mixes) are WAY hotter. Just sayin'

Indeed. Hybrid Vigor, and all...


Thirded.

/wife's 1/4 mexican and 1/4 japanese
//no pics for you
 
2010-02-19 11:17:44 AM
EMCGuy: I was at a bar yesterday, and on their menu they had Long Islands, with a note: "Long Island Iced Teas will be limited to two per day per person."

Man, I want to try them if you are only allowed two.


A lot of bars do this. Long Island Iced Teas, when made properly and not watered down, contain a ton of alcohol. Part of this may be due to containing at least a shot of almost every type of liquor the bar stocks.
 
2010-02-19 11:18:53 AM
llamabutchers.mu.nu

this Long Island sounds like a wonderful place. I'd like to visit someday......if only it were real
 
2010-02-19 11:19:06 AM
Mr.Hawk: Farkthulhu: I'm just here to see all the pictures of what sluts may look like. . .

?


i478.photobucket.com

WTF is that?
 
2010-02-19 11:19:09 AM
Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.


Really? Your argument is that the key to getting lucky is treating women with deference, respect, and civility?

Sorry, but while that may have everything in the world to do with finding a 'life partner' to settle down and have a harmonious marriage with - it's fark-all as a suggestion on 'getting lucky'.
 
2010-02-19 11:20:36 AM
Joy25: You guys would have more luck with girls if you would stop thinking of them as sluts and are here only for your pleasure.

The more you know.


No I think of them mostly as sluts that are here only for their pleasure.
 
2010-02-19 11:20:46 AM
El Dudereno: Jster422: HMS_Blinkin: littlett's: They concluded that women with more variety in their genes are likely to have more boyfriends. -FTFA

So it doesn't have anything to do with attractiveness.

Women with greater genetic variety (aka ethnic mixes) are WAY hotter. Just sayin'

Indeed. Hybrid Vigor, and all...

Thirded.

/wife's 1/4 mexican and 1/4 japanese
//no pics for you


That's fine...she sounds distressingly incomplete, and amputee porn really isn't my thing.

/please please please don't let her be an actual amputee, as I'll then be the biggest douche on the planet.
 
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