I wonder if Jesse and Al will be as quick to defend her as they were when they ran to accuse the Duke lacrosse players.

Nancy Grace was unavailable to comment.

She was out raping puppies.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: If Nifong was looking to make a name for himself, he really picked the wrong person to hitch his star to.

not really. you remember him, right?

Remember ladies if you want to gain fame done accuse anyone of rape the press will "protect" your identity and you will not get a book deal. You need to be the defendant! They get all the headlines!

Nifong was trying to improve his image so he could set his sights on higher office, like State Attorney General. From AG you can make a run at Governor or Senator. That's how Mike Sleazily got to the Governor's Mansion. He was a young, successful DA with political aspirations. Now both are in disgrace and the state is better off without them.

Duke Sucks

In fairness, trying to frame Duke douchebags has to be kind of fun.

Didn't someone tell her that was Improper Negro Disposal round these parts?

/Was right!

I'm sure false rape accusers have an easy time in women's prisons. Nothing to worry about.

/ Wanted for questioning... again...

I'd burn it too.

Then I'd talk about those diaper dandy Dukies! How they've got a lot of heart. They're real scrappy players. I tell you this Kyle Singler kid is a coach on the court! He's a smart player! A real student of the game! Oh, and the way Coach K has these kids playing - with so much emotion and intensity, baby!

Did she finish college yet or is she still working her way through by dancing?

Damn.

She just pulled the Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes Light'em Up!

/But Left Eye didn't try to kill her fiance, IIRC.

It's nice to see that she's turned her life around.

/From accuser to accused.

Man, I wish a "hot" black chick would frame me. That would be the first time a hot black chick has shown me any interest.

Imagine that, the dumb, lying biatch did something else stupid. I wonder how long it will be before we're told this is some kind of "racist" plot to frame her. I'm sure Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are gonna love this.

Acually, Crystal simply made an acustaion that wasn't seen as credible by the investigating officers or medical personel, it was Nifong who attempted to frame the players for his own gain.

This woman's life was ruined by a bunch of smug,self important wealthy,white boys self-hating homo's who thought it was their G-d given birthright to treat a black woman like a piece of meat.

Who hasn't burned her boyfriend's clothes?

Don't worry, the "Group of 88" know that the Duke lacrosse team is actually behind this as well.

nrdgrl: Obviously she has PTSD from her (not)rape experience. So, you know, cut her some slack. You people are so insensitive!

This.
I'm sure he was asking for it.

factoryconnection: Hetfield's_axe: Man, I wish a "hot" black chick would frame me. That would be the first time a hot black chick has shown me any interest.

In related news, some dude actually thought it would be a good idea to date this particular chick. I believe cheeseburgers and loneliness may have been involved.

I think I might have to borrow that and open a pub called "Cheeseburgers and Loneliness"

/hot

Sin_City_Superhero: Was she ever punished for her role in the false accusations against the Duke lacross team, or did she not get in any trouble at all?

Ahahahahahahahahaha...

No, sorry. It was a serious question about the consequences for false accusations of rape in this country.So, just let me say--

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(GASP...PANT PANT-PANT)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry...just can't do it. Someone else help him out.

/ahahahahahaha....ahahahahaha...

//ahahahahaa...no, really, I'm oka--

///AHAHAHAHAAA

Mykeru: Sin_City_Superhero: Was she ever punished for her role in the false accusations against the Duke lacross team, or did she not get in any trouble at all?

Ahahahahahahahahaha...

No, sorry. It was a serious question about the consequences for false accusations of rape in this country.So, just let me say--

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(GASP...PANT PANT-PANT)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry...just can't do it. Someone else help him out.

/ahahahahahaha....ahahahahaha...

//ahahahahaa...no, really, I'm oka--

///AHAHAHAHAAA

You know who else laughed at that question...?

/sorry got nuthin

Hetfield's_axe: You know who else laughed at that question...?

Geli Raubal?

I think we need to come up with a new filter for articles about this particular beyotch.

I mean seriously- She is not attractive. And I doubt anyone would call her successful at much of anything.

Can there be a tag for "Fugly and Failtastic African American" ???

Tony Van Morrison: Acually, Crystal simply made an acustaion

She made an acustaion? Is that a new model of car or something?

atlanta_ufo: Did she finish college yet or is she still working her way through by dancing?

And here comes the punchline to this joke of a story. She got her degree, alright - in Police Psychology:
NCCU's Finest (new window)

Did those boys ever get to sue Nancy Grace?

Leeds: I think we need to come up with a new filter for articles about this particular beyotch.

I mean seriously- She is not attractive. And I doubt anyone would call her successful at much of anything.

Can there be a tag for "Fugly and Failtastic African American" ???

Aw, c'mon you know you'd...

...hit...



...urgh.

Nah, sorry dude: Can't even troll you for fun on this one.

Leeds: I think we need to come up with a new filter for articles about this particular beyotch.

I mean seriously- She is not attractive. And I doubt anyone would call her successful at much of anything.

Can there be a tag for "Fugly and Failtastic African American" ???

That won't fit.

Just call for a "FFFUUUUuuuuu" tag. That can fall under "Damn! Fail! Jesus Christ on a Cracker, you're dumb!" kinda category.


/It would have to blow the FAIL tag out of the water.

Mykeru: Leeds: I think we need to come up with a new filter for articles about this particular beyotch.

I mean seriously- She is not attractive. And I doubt anyone would call her successful at much of anything.

Can there be a tag for "Fugly and Failtastic African American" ???

Aw, c'mon you know you'd...

...hit...



...urgh.

Nah, sorry dude: Can't even troll you for fun on this one.

If I was on the Duke lacross team my defense would have been LOOK AT HER!

Why isn't this biatch off the streets.

skeet skeet.

Ashtrey: Did those boys ever get to sue Nancy Grace?

Great blog on the case: Durham-in-Wonderland cites pending civil suits against Mike Nifong and the county.

Grace, super-villian that she is, has her own civil suit problems. Hopefully the Duke accused will get around to her.

There is NEVER an excuse for violence against women.