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		Newly released MoD files reveal that Britain was nearly invaded by giant flying chocolate bars from space (independent.co.uk)		86
		More: Unlikely, UFOs, UFO sightings, Ministry of Defence, x-files, National Archives, North Sea, West Midlands, Britain

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Sybarite		2010-02-18 09:38:14 AM

Mars Attacks!

DammitIForgotMyLogin		2010-02-18 09:47:43 AM

Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

... and done in one.

I_Am_Weasel		2010-02-18 10:04:56 AM

Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

*snicker*

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2010-02-18 10:16:52 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

*snicker*

This thread is worth at least a hundred grand

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:17:21 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

*snicker*

He shoots, he Skors!

Raging Thespian		2010-02-18 10:17:49 AM

Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

I think they came from the Milky Way.

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:18:04 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I_Am_Weasel: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

*snicker*

This thread is worth at least a hundred grand

That's a pretty big payday by any standard.

Tricky Chicken		2010-02-18 10:18:10 AM

They were said to hang in the air in very much the same way that bricks don't.

mrexcess		2010-02-18 10:18:35 AM

Uhhhh... Twix?

/got nothin'

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:20:27 AM

mrexcess: Uhhhh... Twix?

/got nothin'

Oh, you're one of them goobers, aren't you?

Seth'n'Spectrum		2010-02-18 10:21:11 AM

The Scots getting their deep-fryers ready?

ah_look_at_all_the_lonely_people		2010-02-18 10:21:25 AM

dittybopper: mrexcess: Uhhhh... Twix?

/got nothin'

Oh, you're one of them goobers, aren't you?

...oh henry, there you go again...

This Looks Fun		2010-02-18 10:21:46 AM

dittybopper: I_Am_Weasel: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

*snicker*

He shoots, he Skors!

I didn't even get the candy bar jokes until this post.

/Off to get more coffee.
//Something funny involving fending off the spaceships with 3 Musketeers.

Invisible Pedestrian		2010-02-18 10:22:10 AM

In the dark of the day or the black of the sun, [it's] coming for you,

LOOK OUT!

/look out
_{//look out}

drjekel_mrhyde		2010-02-18 10:22:21 AM

Raging Thespian: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

I think they came from the Milky Way.

30 moons north of the Starburst

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:22:53 AM

Tricky Chicken: They were said to hang in the air in very much the same way that bricks don't.

They were hovering over the Heath.

Torrentius		2010-02-18 10:23:55 AM

Anecdotal evidence is not reliable.

Ponzholio		2010-02-18 10:24:01 AM

dittybopper: mrexcess: Uhhhh... Twix?

/got nothin'

Oh, you're one of them goobers, aren't you?

More of an airhead I think.

I wonder of the objects came from a starburst...

illuminatis		2010-02-18 10:24:07 AM

In all there shapes and sizes

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:25:33 AM

Torrentius: Anecdotal evidence is not reliable.

You, out of this thread. I said "Now"!

mrexcess		2010-02-18 10:25:46 AM

dittybopper: I'd always considered myself one of the nerds, but just came up with zero for this one.

Wolfmanjames		2010-02-18 10:26:23 AM

I wonder who was the clark who filed that report? Probably some upper class twixt.

/More candy puns please. I want them good and plenty.

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:26:23 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Raging Thespian: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

I think they came from the Milky Way.

30 moons north of the Starburst

More like from the GooGoo Cluster.

mrfitzherbert		2010-02-18 10:27:21 AM

Raging Thespian: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

I think they came from the Milky Way.

There are all sorts of creatures in the Galaxy.

SirEattonHogg		2010-02-18 10:27:32 AM

Hmmm.

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you don't...

idrow		2010-02-18 10:27:53 AM

It's a whatchamacallit...can't remember.

I_Am_Weasel		2010-02-18 10:27:57 AM

dittybopper: Torrentius: Anecdotal evidence is not reliable.

You, out of this thread. I said "Now"!

You're trying to have him/her barred?

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:28:39 AM

mrexcess: dittybopper: I'd always considered myself one of the nerds, but just came up with zero for this one.

img35.imageshack.us

Trick to it: Bring up this list of chocolate bar brands and look for ones that fit, because elk don't know how many legs a horse has.

Tillmaster		2010-02-18 10:28:57 AM

So there were allsorts of sightings.

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:29:22 AM

Wolfmanjames: I wonder who was the clark who filed that report? Probably some upper class twixt.

/More candy puns please. I want them good and plenty.

Oh, I've got *MOUNDS* of them.

Das Hammer		2010-02-18 10:30:05 AM

What giant flying chocolate bars from space might look like.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Hot like guatemalan insanity peppers

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:30:58 AM

I_Am_Weasel: dittybopper: Torrentius: Anecdotal evidence is not reliable.

You, out of this thread. I said "Now"!

You're trying to have him/her barred?

I would never do something that NutRageous.

illuminatis		2010-02-18 10:31:25 AM

a veritable bounty of sitings

Grosseteste		2010-02-18 10:31:46 AM

"Silky white substance?" Or just Lindt?

Random Discord		2010-02-18 10:32:09 AM

This is certainly one Whopper of a tale! The picture of the Whatchamacalit is especially disturbing.

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:32:17 AM

dittybopper: mrexcess: dittybopper: I'd always considered myself one of the nerds, but just came up with zero for this one.

Trick to it: Bring up this list of chocolate bar brands and look for ones that fit, because elk don't know how many legs a horse has.

OK, upon re-reading this, I have to say "DUH"!

Agarista		2010-02-18 10:34:03 AM

Albeni didn't want to go back to his own Galaxy after being Gobstopped by our Sugar Babies.

Sir_Spanksalot		2010-02-18 10:36:17 AM

They only came to earth to get some of that sweet Eskimo Pie :P teeheee

Philip Francis Queeg		2010-02-18 10:38:46 AM

These candy bar puns are terrible. Even my baby, Ruth, could come up with better humor.

Monkeylint		2010-02-18 10:39:06 AM

"The craft shot off leaving behind a "silky-white" substance on the tree-tops, which he collected in a jam-jar."

Eeeeewww.

HONDOWAYNE		2010-02-18 10:40:59 AM

I know this is off topic, but has anyone figured out the TV show "LOST" yet?

Ponzholio		2010-02-18 10:42:23 AM

Monkeylint: "The craft shot off leaving behind a "silky-white" substance on the tree-tops, which he collected in a jam-jar."

Eeeeewww.

I'm sure it's just nuget... Space alien nuget...

WeenerGord		2010-02-18 10:43:28 AM

Candy my ass, it looked like a pizza slice to me.

www.independent.co.uk

/only 3 olives. :(

fruitloop		2010-02-18 10:43:40 AM

Invisible Pedestrian: In the dark of the day or the black of the sun, [it's] coming for you,

LOOK OUT!

/look out
//look out

short but sweeeeet!

/like a kitkat

Whiskey Dickens		2010-02-18 10:44:38 AM

dittybopper: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I_Am_Weasel: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

*snicker*

This thread is worth at least a hundred grand

That's a pretty big payday by any standard.

Congratulations, you're all as witty as Michael Scott of "That's what she said" fame.

lukelightning		2010-02-18 10:44:49 AM

These were close behind...

www.childrensroom.com

verbaltoxin		2010-02-18 10:46:38 AM

I've read the report. It's not for girls.

dittybopper		2010-02-18 10:46:45 AM

Whiskey Dickens: dittybopper: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I_Am_Weasel: Sybarite: Mars Attacks!

*snicker*

This thread is worth at least a hundred grand

That's a pretty big payday by any standard.

Congratulations, you're all as witty as Michael Scott of "That's what she said" fame.

I feel witty, oh so witty....

mrexcess		2010-02-18 10:47:26 AM

dittybopper: Haha. Mounds of good ones in that link of yours, I didn't think to check Wikipedia.

/wish they'd stop trying to do away with the "lists of things" pages
//lists of things are awesome