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94 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2003 at 6:13 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-18 11:10:28 AM  
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It's a lie... turkeys are peace loving and gentle. Why I trust them alone with my retard son...
2003-04-18 11:17:01 AM  
we were pissed and tired of the man sticking it to us
2003-04-18 11:22:32 AM  
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No, THIS is turkeys seeking revenge.

Kat [TotalFark]
2003-04-18 12:49:03 PM  
A turkey chased me one day when I got off the bus...I tried to get back on, but the driver drove away. So I had to run down my driveway with a wild turkey chasing me. It's no laughing matter, those things are huge, and they're scary.
2003-04-18 01:24:12 PM  
What's the big deal? I've attacked a schoolgirl or two before...
2003-04-18 05:22:01 PM  
"An emergency dispatcher says he's never gotten a call like that in 20 years. But he says wild turkeys do pop up in Pittsburgh from time to time."

I'm assuming he means everytime the Cleveland Browns come to play.....
2003-04-18 06:02:14 PM  
It could be worse. It could have been feathered gazelles.
2003-04-18 06:15:48 PM  
2003-04-18 06:17:19 PM  
Peck-And-Run Incident Reported In Pittsburgh

Har har harrrrrrr cleverrr juuurnalizim
2003-04-18 06:18:02 PM  
IamGod2U well, I suppose you can trust a retarded turkey with your retarded son, but keep an eye on those superintellegent turkeys...
2003-04-18 06:22:22 PM  
There is already a Japanese cartoon of it I'm sure.

Damn those Nanking raping, VCR stealin', small bed sleeping, sandal wearing gold fish tenders.
2003-04-18 06:24:06 PM  
I once got attacked by a Wild Turkey, And a Baby Duck, And A Cold Duck..and a Blue Nun...
2003-04-18 06:28:03 PM  
I got blitzed by wild turkey in Pittsburgh once.

But seriously, how will these kids exist in school without being teased?
2003-04-18 06:28:03 PM  
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2003-04-18 06:29:59 PM  
I have done a few peck and runs with school girls..... I see no problem with that ......


Back with the feathers??????
2003-04-18 06:33:40 PM  
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2003-04-18 06:35:50 PM  
Can't you just kick the farking bird?
2003-04-18 06:43:33 PM  
I'd peck it.
2003-04-18 06:45:11 PM  
I'm sure there's a WKRP joke in here somewhere.
2003-04-18 06:54:43 PM  
It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!
2003-04-18 06:56:22 PM  
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!"
2003-04-18 06:56:56 PM  
Are they sure it was a turkey? It could have been one of those flaming gazelles. :-P
Kat [TotalFark]
2003-04-18 07:07:43 PM  
Or worst, one of those FEATHERED gazelles!
2003-04-18 07:47:58 PM  
I prefer throwing frozen turkeys at school kids.
2003-04-18 08:09:15 PM  
Am I the only one who got all teary-eyed from that South Park episode?
2003-04-18 08:57:38 PM  
I love the turkey articles on FARK just for the WKRP references.
2003-04-18 10:43:16 PM  
Seeing the phrases "peck and run" and "schoolgirls" just gave me a woody...
2003-04-18 11:01:42 PM  
I bet they taste like chicken.

The girls.

To the turkeys.
/working too hard to be funny
2003-04-18 11:58:42 PM  
Sounds like the first Thanksgiving episode of "South Park." Where the turkeys start attacking everyone. I'm too damn lazy to find a pic from it....
2003-04-19 12:10:13 AM  
Can't you just kick the farking bird?

No, because then the PETA would be on their asses.
2003-04-19 12:20:25 AM  
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Their leader?
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