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(The Sun)   Britney Spears goes clothes shopping. The Sun is there, and struggling to come up with puns   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 107
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2003-04-18 10:50:57 AM  
The Sun really needs to lay off the Britney Spears updates. They're not that interesting, and it's not necessary for the article to contain all of these "clever" puns using the title of her songs.
 
2003-04-18 10:54:24 AM  
Is it just me or does britney look a little rough lately? She should have brushed her hair before going shopping, at least.
 
2003-04-18 11:21:01 AM  
the puns were once clever? wtf?
 
2003-04-18 11:42:06 AM  
"Britney, 21, has only ever had two memorable singles Oops! ... I Did It Again and Baby One More Time"

um, sorry, that's one single. They're botyh the same song. Stupid biatch.
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2003-04-18 12:56:44 PM  
Wow...she looks like shiat...I mean, I'm sick and look like shiat right now...but she's Britney Spears...and she totally looks like shiat...

She should just shop on-line if shes going to look like that...
 
2003-04-18 01:22:55 PM  
Did any of you actually see Crossroads ? Or know anyone who liked it?
 
2003-04-18 01:23:09 PM  
I think it nice that bad Britney puns have become a running gag on the Sun. I think there is plenty of horse left to beat.
 
2003-04-18 01:24:03 PM  
Uh oh... another Sun Britney Spears link. There goes another slot on the "tops links" page...

/fails to see the fascination with her
 
2003-04-18 01:24:16 PM  
She bothers with clothes?
 
2003-04-18 01:24:29 PM  
holy freaking crapfactory... I need to find a supplementary site to waste my time on.
 
2003-04-18 01:24:49 PM  
As an official Dirty Old Man, I just want it know, that I'd still hit it, oh...yes....I would...
 
2003-04-18 01:25:01 PM  
That doesn't look anything like Britney Spears. If it is her, she's had a severe beating with the ugly stick since the last time she was out in public, and she wasn't that great to start with :-)
 
2003-04-18 01:25:28 PM  
Wow. Britney used to be hot. WTF happened?
 
2003-04-18 01:26:13 PM  
Did anyone notice that she seems to be putting on the pounds in her old age? Those pics of her poolside about a month ago did not flatter her at all
 
2003-04-18 01:26:27 PM  
Starting to look a little seedy, better go for the Playboy spread before it's too late.
 
2003-04-18 01:26:44 PM  
Meshman - they're two singles, off of two different albums. Stupid bastard.

Baby One More Time came first, and is the catholic schoolgirl video. Oops! is the one of her in the red leather catsuit.
 
2003-04-18 01:27:27 PM  
It's sad when you think all the people involved in writing this, the photographer, the actual writer, the webmaster...
 
2003-04-18 01:27:35 PM  
Britney caught a case of butter-face..
 
2003-04-18 01:28:03 PM  
She wasn't sexy during her schoolgirl days. She wasn't sexy with all that glam crap. She sure the hell ain't sexy now. Anybody who can wank off to that must have never seen a woman.

Christina Ricci on the other hand... rowr...
 
2003-04-18 01:28:04 PM  
Er... she's allowed to go out without makeup, isn't she? (She is way too blonde for her own good, though.) And in any case, I don't know what everyone else's standard for ugly is, but I think it's a biiiit on the high side for everyone who's said that on this thread.

That said... this article is one of the least interesting things I've seen on Fark since I signed up a couple weeks ago.
 
2003-04-18 01:28:23 PM  
What an amusing use of the "amusing" tag. The whole article
was about writing headlines based on Britney's songs.
 
2003-04-18 01:28:25 PM  
The article about Christina Aguilera trimming her nose hairs was much more informative and interesting.
 
2003-04-18 01:28:44 PM  
Good God, she looks like shiat run over twice.
 
2003-04-18 01:28:59 PM  
wow that first picture didn't look anything at ALL like her. If I had seen her walking down the street I wouldn't have thought twice about her.

I can kind of see the resemblance in the second photo with her facial profile... but even then I wouldn't have thought it was Britney Spears.

heh.
 
2003-04-18 01:30:21 PM  
News to earth: Britney has ALWAYS looked HORRENDOUS without her makeup and without the airbrushing that so many of you out there surprisingly like.
 
2003-04-18 01:30:21 PM  
oooh, The Sun. Page 3 and all.
*licking my monitor*
 
2003-04-18 01:30:34 PM  
Faille

Meshman - they're two singles, off of two different albums. Stupid bastard.
Baby One More Time came first, and is the catholic schoolgirl video. Oops! is the one of her in the red leather catsuit.

I think you missed the irony. Yes they are two songs, but they are two songs that sound very much alike. Same rhythm, same song structure, even the last part of the "Oops" chorus sounds like the chorus of "Hit Me". Ask a musician or songwriter and they will say, "Yup that's the same song." :-)
 
2003-04-18 01:30:54 PM  
Does she claim she is still a virgin?

She reminds me of annoying girls who go to out of state college and then come back all changed and think they are better than you who went to the state one 2 hours away.
 
2003-04-18 01:31:20 PM  
damb, Britney looks totally cracked out. lay off the coke biatch, it makes you look twice your age, and you sure as hell aint gettin any younger.
 
2003-04-18 01:31:31 PM  
Uh....not that I give a flying fark, but that looks nothing like her. And where did they take those pics? Local salvation army shop?
 
2003-04-18 01:31:46 PM  
Ever notice that a lot of the girls that have nice curves and boobies around 18 are fat by the time they hit 24. And a lot of the girls that were too skinny at 18 tend to fill out nicely in their late 20s.

/generalizing
 
2003-04-18 01:32:01 PM  
Wow, did anyone click to enlarge the pics? I'm still shaking.
 
2003-04-18 01:32:21 PM  
She looks like she is aging pretty damn bad. I bet they replace her with better-looking CGI before too long.
 
2003-04-18 01:33:28 PM  
BLECH.

I recommend she convert to some strain of Islam that requires women to cover their faces.

*sound of kittens coming back to life all over Fark*
 
2003-04-18 01:35:09 PM  
I just checked out the pics and she definitely looks like the back side of hard times.
 
2003-04-18 01:35:51 PM  
ouch she's lookin' a little rough around the edges
 
2003-04-18 01:35:59 PM  
Britney doesnt quite have the looks that she used to, but it's nothing that a few beers and a dark room wouldn't take care of.

I'd hit it!
 
2003-04-18 01:35:59 PM  
i dont know, i'd hit her.

/domestic violence
 
2003-04-18 01:36:03 PM  
I'd like to fill any of her moist orificeseseses...
 
2003-04-18 01:36:26 PM  
Britney in a little red bikini and smoking
In other news, I'd still smoke her. Hit it. Throw it in her. You get the notion.
 
2003-04-18 01:37:37 PM  
Stupid.

I'm waiting for her to crash and burn like Debbie Gibson so I can look at her boobies.
 
2003-04-18 01:38:54 PM  
--Catchr-- I saw Crossroads, and I LOVED it. I'm assuming you mean the 1986 Ralph Macchio as guitar god movie? Right? Right?

And if you want to have some fun, in your own head, in the "Oops" song, when she "sings" the lyric "I'm not...that...innocent", I just replace the word innocent with the word talented. Makes me giggle, anyways.
 
2003-04-18 01:40:06 PM  
That's not her. come on now.
 
2003-04-18 01:42:22 PM  
This is awesome!! She's right on schedule!

Next stop? Cheap Hardcore Anal sex crazy monkey ass porn!

Woooohoooo!
 
2003-04-18 01:42:27 PM  
04-18-03 01:22:55 PM CatchrNdRy
Did any of you actually see Crossroads ? Or know anyone who liked it?


I liked the first 2 minutes of it when she's dancing around in her undies, after that it sucked.
 
2003-04-18 01:43:26 PM  
Meshman:

You're an idiot.
 
2003-04-18 01:43:51 PM  
CatchrNdRy: Does she claim she is still a virgin

No she is not! Fred Durst spoke a bit about his experiences with Brittney on the Howard Stern show. I heard it, and it was believable. And no, she does not shave! Read the details here, about 2/3 of the way down the page:
http://www.marksfriggin.com/news03/2-24.htm
 
2003-04-18 01:45:23 PM  
Greggie: Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you
 
2003-04-18 01:45:47 PM  
[image from images.thesun.co.uk too old to be available]
What teh h3ll is that?!
 
2003-04-18 01:46:10 PM  
Looking at those pics just makes me want to go shopping. Yep.
 
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