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2003-04-18 09:30:01 AM
I'll pass on the morning coffee today, bleah.
 
2003-04-18 09:30:34 AM
Drag her down the runway on the tail of a plane.
 
2003-04-18 09:30:37 AM
The company was peeing in their coffee? How's that work, did they walk the board of directors through the break room or something?
 
2003-04-18 09:31:06 AM
The spouses seek damages because they say their husbands "would not freely mingle in society with others because of the derision and jokes" made in public.

The plaintiffs are: Nicholas Harmatiuk and his wife, etc


So now the entire nation can make fun of these people. GREAT JOURNALISM!
 
2003-04-18 09:31:07 AM
Ack! That is gross. But mildly amusing to think about walking in and seeing some woman peeing into a coffee pot. I wouldn't think that would be so easy for us to do.
 
2003-04-18 09:32:32 AM
Must be that yer-a-peein blend.
/hangs head in shame for terrible joke.
 
2003-04-18 09:33:01 AM
Wasn't this on one of those "Caught on tape!" shows a few years ago?
People are frelling idiots.
 
2003-04-18 09:33:09 AM
Its a good thing i only drink lemonade...
 
2003-04-18 09:33:16 AM
eeeewwwww!!!! Somehow though, I'm not at all surprised this happened in Okiedopie land.
 
2003-04-18 09:33:21 AM
This kind of thing makes coffee drinkers worldwide cringe... and it makes baby jesus cry too.... Sick
 
2003-04-18 09:33:42 AM
Good thing I don't drink coffee.
 
2003-04-18 09:33:44 AM
Ack! That is gross. But mildly amusing to think about walking in and seeing some woman peeing into a coffee pot. I wouldn't think that would be so easy for us to do.

easier than peeing into a urine sample pot
 
2003-04-18 09:34:08 AM
"Anyone see Waterworld? Kevin Costner pees in a filter contraption and drinks it. You can't piss in a Mr. Coffee and get Taster's Choice."

/Dana Carvey
 
2003-04-18 09:34:41 AM
She must have been really pissed about not getting that promotion...
 
2003-04-18 09:34:55 AM
Not to be sick or anything, but I want to know how she did it. It can't be too easy for she-folk.

Funny, nonetheless. "I'm not getting the recognition I deserve. I think I'll pee in the coffee!"
 
2003-04-18 09:35:38 AM
No pun intended of course, 2DShooter?
 
2003-04-18 09:35:47 AM
Good to the last drop.
 
2003-04-18 09:36:10 AM
Urine a heap of trouble, Ms. Jones.
 
2003-04-18 09:36:19 AM
The spouses seek damages because they say their husbands "would not freely mingle in society with others because of the derision and jokes" made in public.

The plaintiffs are: Nicholas Harmatiuk and his wife, Colette, of Cicero; Rodney Walker and his wife, Emma, of Oklahoma City; Wayne Bowers of Rome; Jeffrey Hayes and his wife, Carolyn, of Whitesboro; Christopher Lester of Remsen; William Coopy Jr. of Remsen; Ronald Sarsic and his wife, Helen, of Ballston Spa; and Matthew Farr of Cicero.


...and now the story is on Fark.com! Let's poke so much fun at these people that they have to sue for me.
 
2003-04-18 09:37:03 AM
Which coffee's slogan is "There's magic in your cup"? Or, am I just making stuff up?
 
pr2
2003-04-18 09:37:43 AM
OK, we got a jizz story and a pee story...
BRING ON THE SH|T STORY!
 
2003-04-18 09:37:48 AM
I'm not beyond sick of some of the slugs that pass for human beings. But stories like this shouldn't surprise me anymore - its the end result of years and years of a government ran education system and the total welfare state that we live it. Just another clear sign that the best day od this country are behind us. So lets blame the company fo hiring this woman, instead of blaming the farking government for forcing companies to hire the likes of Ms. Weewee.
 
2003-04-18 09:39:00 AM
Why again is the company a defendant? Did they condone the peeing? Or, maybe it's their fault for not promoting her?

I don't get it. Oh wait, yes I do. She probably doesn't have a lot of money. The company does.

They didn't screen her, lol. I guess from now on employers have to ask prospective employees, "Have you ever, or would you ever, urinate into a pot of your coworkers' coffee?"
 
2003-04-18 09:39:29 AM
See, you combine the piss in the cup with the coffee beans
that some little furry creature has pooped out. You
march right up to the counter at Starbucks and say
"Gimme a Cafe de Toilette!"
 
2003-04-18 09:40:06 AM
good to the last drop
 
2003-04-18 09:40:11 AM
Geez, Richiep, who peed in your coffee? ;-)
 
2003-04-18 09:40:46 AM
didnt see yours a4 :)
 
2003-04-18 09:41:25 AM
Of course, it Friggin' has to be Okla-Friggin-Homa
You know it's things like this that make look for jobs in other states.
On a side note , I have some coffee made here anyone for a cup of joe? These Okies drink it in a really weird way ...
 
2003-04-18 09:42:07 AM
I don't get it. Oh wait, yes I do. She probably doesn't have a lot of money. The company does.

In Oklahoma no one has a lot of money. It's the bung hole of the US, 'specially the city.
 
2003-04-18 09:42:17 AM
hey... I think the batteries might be going on my wireless keyboad thingy.. I'm few of m leters ar missing from my las post :(
 
2003-04-18 09:42:40 AM
Other than Oklahoma City & Rome, I've never heard of any of those towns.


/okie, no really
 
2003-04-18 09:42:43 AM
Hmmmm. This coffee has a little wang to it. Good though.

/Hollywood Knights
 
2003-04-18 09:43:05 AM
This just makes me glad that I'm the one who makes the coffee in my office.
 
2003-04-18 09:43:12 AM
1. Urine is sterile until it hits the air or in some cases if the urinator is ill.

2. She apparently put it in the part where you would put the cold water, so it was going to get boiled (and therefore pretty well purified) anyway.

3. Apparently she was dumb enough to eat cabbage or some crap that makes your pee very noticeable and pee enough that the odor overcame the smell of the coffee. A smart one would have only peed a little.

4. Coffee is disgusting garbage, people. If you can't drink it straight up black no sugar, then why drink it? Just about anything tastes good if you dump enough sugar and cream in it.
 
2003-04-18 09:43:18 AM
consumed the mixture of water, coffee and urine and became "physically ill."

Didnt mens health magazine say it was healthy to drink a cup of your own piss a day?
 
2003-04-18 09:43:51 AM
Starbucks' product development team is keeping a close eye on this case in anticipation of the need for a new product in Japan.
 
2003-04-18 09:43:55 AM
The wives of four of the plaintiffs are seeking an additional $200,000 apiece in the civil suit filed Tuesday in the Oneida County Clerk's office.

Opportunist, or what?
 
2003-04-18 09:44:06 AM
That's nothing. There's a coffeeshop that sells coffeebeans that have been through a rat-like animal's digestive system....St.Paul MN....damn.
 
2003-04-18 09:44:09 AM
The best part of waking up is PEE-PEE in your cup!
 
2003-04-18 09:46:34 AM
Radio_guy
consumed the mixture of water, coffee and urine and became "physically ill."

Didnt mens health magazine say it was healthy to drink a cup of your own piss a day?


In either case, at least she didn't pour seawater into it.
 
2003-04-18 09:47:25 AM
Actually she pee'd in a cup, then poured it into the pot. I bet the steam rolling off that brew was pretty rancid smelling, ever piss on a camp fire to put it out?
 
2003-04-18 09:49:14 AM
Answering all of your urine drinking questions, plus boobies
 
2003-04-18 09:49:40 AM

The display on the hot drinks machine has been updated:


Coffee - Black
Coffee - White
Tea - Black
Tea - White
Hot Chocolate
Pee Soup
Tomato Soup (only available monthly)
 
2003-04-18 09:50:35 AM
Hey! Where'd the link go?

Wha?
 
2003-04-18 09:51:12 AM
DAMMIT!

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/psychology/health_psychology/Urine_Therapy.htm


/html makes baby jesus go D'oh!
 
2003-04-18 09:52:43 AM
And you know most people reading this are drinking their a.m. coffee.

I wonder how she makes hot cocoa?
 
2003-04-18 09:52:44 AM
He's looking for somebody named Dick!

/hk

several plaintiffs consumed the mixture of water, coffee and urine and became "physically ill."

Oh bullshiat. They became ill when they released there might be some cash to be had.
 
2003-04-18 09:53:29 AM
So now the entire nation can make fun of these people. GREAT JOURNALISM!

I'll bet they're pissed that their names were leaked.
 
2003-04-18 09:54:24 AM
She was reportedly pissed about being passed over for a promotion, officials said.

Nobody caught that yet????
 
2003-04-18 09:55:21 AM
Double u-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn b c.
 
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