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(The New York Times)   Taliban's top military commander, Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, has been captured in Karachi, Pakistan   (nytimes.com) divider line 345
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2010-02-15 09:56:43 PM
Looks like someone is now up for a promotion.
 
2010-02-15 10:00:15 PM
And the cycle continues...
 
2010-02-15 10:01:24 PM
Well you can't keep him. We'll take him to the pound.
 
2010-02-15 10:02:22 PM
They sure have a lot of those.
 
2010-02-15 10:04:36 PM
Ghani Baradar Nikto
 
2010-02-15 10:05:28 PM
chemical_angel: They sure have a lot of those.

Well, first it was Klaatu, now it's Baradar.

We just have to capture Nikto and we're done.
 
2010-02-15 10:10:42 PM
DarthBrooks: chemical_angel: They sure have a lot of those.

Well, first it was Klaatu, now it's Baradar.

We just have to capture Nikto and we're done.


I'm not sure how, but you were too slow to that.

That being said, I await the comments on how badly the Obama administration is handling this war.
 
2010-02-15 10:12:13 PM
DarthBrooks: chemical_angel: They sure have a lot of those.

Well, first it was Klaatu, now it's Baradar.

We just have to capture Nikto and we're done.


i48.tinypic.com
 
2010-02-15 10:13:28 PM
GaryPDX: And this will stop airline bombers how?

You just can't not say something stupid, can you?
 
2010-02-15 10:17:59 PM
Has he lawyered up yet?
 
2010-02-15 10:18:33 PM
bulldg4life: GaryPDX: And this will stop airline bombers how?

You just can't not say something stupid, can you?


He has to go with what he knows.
 
2010-02-15 10:19:35 PM
GaryPDX: And this will stop airline bombers how?

You really can't resist the urge to shiat on everything, can't you? They have medications for that now.
 
2010-02-15 10:20:46 PM
dholway: Has he lawyered up yet?

You have the right to remain silent. Please exercise it.
 
2010-02-15 10:22:15 PM
GaryPDX: GAT_00: That being said, I await the comments on how badly the Obama administration is handling this war.

No way. He's doing an absolutely stellar job. Everything he does is far superior from anyone else through out history. It's a triple AAA job that can never be surpassed.


I'm guessing you're a angry drunk.
 
2010-02-15 10:24:10 PM
Good, fark this guy.
 
2010-02-15 10:24:21 PM
They should let him go. Al Qaeda will just use his capture as a recruiting tool.
 
2010-02-15 10:30:38 PM
GaryPDX: And this will stop airline bombers how?

Thank you, Code Pink.
 
2010-02-15 10:33:00 PM
GaryPDX: Diogenes: GaryPDX: And this will stop airline bombers how?

You really can't resist the urge to shiat on everything, can't you? They have medications for that now.

Well..if one of these clowns hadn't set his pants on fire on Christmas day, I would probably have held my tongue. But you want to keep believing in your false prophet, g'head.



It's true. That was the absolute worst thing that has ever happened to America in the history of ever.
 
2010-02-15 10:35:21 PM
GaryPDX: Well..if one of these clowns hadn't set his pants on fire on Christmas day, I would probably have held my tongue

Baloney. You don't know how to hold your tongue.

But honestly, your comment was silly. You're trying to connect things that are way out of scale and context with each other.
 
2010-02-15 10:35:40 PM
Someone better plug Cheney in so he tell Republicans why this is bad for America.
 
2010-02-15 10:36:49 PM
Let's see... We've got all this water over here, and then, over there--this nice board. What ever shall we do with them Abdul? Any ideas?
 
2010-02-15 10:39:23 PM
brainiac-dumdum: Someone better plug Cheney in so he tell Republicans why this is bad for America.

From what I've heard he's probably already on the phone with Biden about it.
 
2010-02-15 10:40:17 PM
brainiac-dumdum: Someone better plug Cheney in so he tell Republicans why this is bad for America.

If we keep them on the run without actually capturing them or killing them instead of bringing them to justice we'll have no boogeymen with which to cow the public.

/just off the top...
 
2010-02-15 10:41:00 PM
Relatively Obscure: It's true. That was the absolute worst thing that has ever happened to America in the history of ever.

Other then that time Canada sacked the White House

/knows you were being sarcastic
 
2010-02-15 10:41:28 PM
Wahtever happened to that Omar sheikh guy or something?
 
2010-02-15 10:42:13 PM
FTFA:"Most immediately, they hope he will provide the whereabouts of Mullah Omar, the one-eyed cleric who is the group's spiritual leader."

This is now a euphemism
 
2010-02-15 10:43:03 PM
muck4doo: Wahtever happened to that Omar sheikh guy or something?

aren't they all named Omar?
 
2010-02-15 10:43:04 PM
brainiac-dumdum: Someone better plug Cheney in so he tell Republicans why this is bad for America.

Yeah, that mean ol' evil Dick Cheney, always taking every opportunity to try to spin Obama's handling of the war over there in the worst possible light! Why just YESTERDAY, he said

"Well, I -- you know, I'm a complete supporter of what they're doing in Afghanistan. I think the president made the right decision to send troops into Afghanistan."

Link


What a dick!
 
2010-02-15 10:44:35 PM
BravadoGT: brainiac-dumdum: Someone better plug Cheney in so he tell Republicans why this is bad for America.

Yeah, that mean ol' evil Dick Cheney, always taking every opportunity to try to spin Obama's handling of the war over there in the worst possible light! Why just YESTERDAY, he said

"Well, I -- you know, I'm a complete supporter of what they're doing in Afghanistan. I think the president made the right decision to send troops into Afghanistan."

Link

What a dick!


Yes, yes, good job.

*hands BravadoGT a sugar-free lollipop*

/sugar gets him hyper
 
2010-02-15 10:44:45 PM
muck4doo: Wahtever happened to that Omar sheikh guy or something?

Mullah Omar? He went into hiding shortly after the 2001 invasion. There's a rumor he's being protected by Al Qaida sympathizers within Pakistan's intelligence service.
 
2010-02-15 10:44:49 PM
Euphemism, eh...?

"Interrogating the one-eyed cleric"

Perfect.
 
2010-02-15 10:46:28 PM
chemical_angel: They sure have a lot of those.

*singing* It's the cirlce of life....
 
2010-02-15 10:49:12 PM
Ya know, there'll be all sorts bravado that will be heaped on to Obama for this.

I predict another peace prize!
 
2010-02-15 10:50:37 PM
hackhix: Ya know, there'll be all sorts bravado that will be heaped on to Obama for this.

I predict another peace prize!


Who said my name? Are there any more of those lollipops?
 
2010-02-15 10:54:31 PM
BravadoGT: hackhix: Ya know, there'll be all sorts bravado that will be heaped on to Obama for this.

I predict another peace prize!

Who said my name? Are there any more of those lollipops?


now, now, you know what happens if you eat too many...

/he gets diarrhea
//allegedly
 
2010-02-15 10:56:19 PM
How many farking Number Two's are there? WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
 
2010-02-15 11:00:18 PM
Mentat: How many farking Number Two's are there? WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?

Whenever they capture a whole bunch of them, they ask which one of them is Number Two. One Taliban guy after another shouts out, "I'm Number Two!" "I am Number Two!" "I'm Number Two!"
 
2010-02-15 11:05:21 PM
zedster: FTFA:"Most immediately, they hope he will provide the whereabouts of Mullah Omar, the one-eyed cleric who is the group's spiritual leader."

This is now a euphemism


Perfect.

Any of you ladies want to have a religious experience with my one-eyed cleric?
 
2010-02-15 11:06:44 PM
Norad: Euphemism, eh...?

"Interrogating the one-eyed cleric"

Perfect.


...she was worshiping the ol' one-eyed cleric when off it goes and damn-near drowns her!
When she stopped gagging she proclaimed "Allah Akbar!"
so I beat her with a properly-sized stick... Hahaha!
 
2010-02-15 11:10:23 PM
Tomorrow's right wing blogs: "Obama let's terrorist live."
 
2010-02-15 11:11:11 PM
Republican President Captures AQ Honcho: Decisive!

Democratic President Captures AQ Honcho: meh
 
2010-02-15 11:14:06 PM
BravadoGT: "Well, I -- you know, I'm a complete supporter of what they're doing in Afghanistan. I think the president made the right decision to send troops into Afghanistan."

Why in the fark would you clip the whole quote?

"I thought it took him a while to get there."

Are you really, REALLY trying to pretend Cheney supports Obama? Dude, that might be the most pathetic attempt at spin I have seen this year, and that includes GaryPDX garbage.

"The thing I learned from watching that process unfold, though, was that the administration really wasn't equipped to deal with the aftermath of an attempted attack against the United States in the sense that they didn't know what to do with the guy."

Jesus. I have never noticed any of your comments before. Are you always this desperate?
 
2010-02-15 11:15:31 PM
mediablitz: Jesus. I have never noticed any of your comments before. Are you always this desperate?

You have really been missing out.
 
2010-02-15 11:19:32 PM
Norad: Euphemism, eh...?

"Interrogating the one-eyed cleric"

Perfect.


That's Mullah Onan, not Omar.
 
2010-02-15 11:22:44 PM
Diogenes: Republican President Captures AQ Honcho: Decisive!

Democratic President Captures AQ Honcho: meh


It's cute that you think that Obama captured him.
 
2010-02-15 11:26:04 PM
Yeah, well f*ck that guy.
 
2010-02-15 11:26:38 PM
dholway: Diogenes: Republican President Captures AQ Honcho: Decisive!

Democratic President Captures AQ Honcho: meh

It's cute that you think that Obama captured him.


Who's the Commander In Chief, and what does he do again?
 
2010-02-15 11:28:15 PM
dholway: Diogenes: Republican President Captures AQ Honcho: Decisive!

Democratic President Captures AQ Honcho: meh

It's cute that you think that Obama captured him.


It's therefore particularly cute that Cheney seems to think Obama isn't keeping America safe.
 
2010-02-15 11:28:29 PM
mediablitz: Jesus. I have never noticed any of your comments before. Are you always this desperate?

He's up there with Gary and SkinnyHead.
 
2010-02-15 11:29:44 PM
GaryPDX: Yea, we'll come back to this when a dirty bomb gets set off in some major city.

Why do you lefties think there is no risk?


The persistence shown when trying to out-stupid yourself with each successive post is quite amazing.
 
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