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(SFGate)   Man celebrates Valentine's Day by forcing the police to shoot him in the heart   (sfgate.com) divider line 52
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2010-02-15 05:14:27 AM
He made love a bad game.
 
2010-02-15 08:51:26 AM
I can't help but wonder who is to blame.
 
2010-02-15 09:07:42 AM
Well- the damage is done.
 
2010-02-15 10:07:55 AM
Was he to blame?
 
2010-02-15 10:08:25 AM
Must have been a Tony Bennett fan.
 
2010-02-15 10:12:39 AM
Damn TFers getting the obvious jokes out of the way.
 
2010-02-15 10:14:10 AM
He gave love a bad name.
 
2010-02-15 10:14:49 AM
FTFA: "They're very church-going people."

Why is this the last quote of every article in which someone gets shot for being a moron?
 
2010-02-15 10:15:10 AM
bingethinker wins.

The rest of you - you're too late
 
2010-02-15 10:16:08 AM
This ain't a thread for the broken-hearted
 
2010-02-15 10:18:16 AM
Meanwhile, Martin Fry is feverishly working on a new song inspired by this event...
 
2010-02-15 10:18:53 AM
wage0048: FTFA: "They're very church-going people."

Why is this the last quote of every article in which someone gets shot for being a moron?


Clearly because only morons go to church?
 
2010-02-15 10:21:48 AM
How drunk are you when you wave a handgun at no less than four cops who all have drawn weapons trained on you? Pretty damn drunk.
 
2010-02-15 10:23:19 AM
A Tracy man said Sunday that he believes the man is his brother-in-law.

Someone wasn't invited to the wedding.
 
2010-02-15 10:31:40 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Don't forget the heart, Ramone
 
2010-02-15 10:34:17 AM
wage0048: FTFA: "They're very church-going people."

Why is this the last quote of every article in which someone gets shot for being a moron?


He was a glorious man of God, the goat was later shot.
 
2010-02-15 10:35:00 AM
Machine Gun Jack McGern would be proud.
"Happy Valentine's Day, Bugs Moran from Al and the boys".
 
2010-02-15 10:37:30 AM
ftfa: They're very church-going people.

welcome to religion
 
2010-02-15 10:45:21 AM
Sounds like another "suicide by cop". That's so farking selfish. If you want to go, do it yourself rather than force another person to do it for you (and experience the trauma of killing someone).

/also don't suicide in a way that kills someone else!
 
2010-02-15 10:46:18 AM
bingethinker: He made love a bad game.

I think it's "he gave love a bad name".
 
2010-02-15 10:52:19 AM
COVER YOUR HEART!

/Obscure?
 
2010-02-15 10:52:23 AM
Was the officer named Cupid?
 
2010-02-15 11:01:46 AM
His wife should have thanked him for his Valentine's Day vaccum gift.

/Blame her ungratefulness
 
2010-02-15 11:02:22 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

If perchance no one has casually mentioned a reference to "You Give Love a Bad Name," which was a number one hit for the group Bon Jovi in 1986, I'd like to be the first.
 
2010-02-15 11:03:23 AM
Somacandra: If perchance no one has casually mentioned a reference to "You Give Love a Bad Name," which was a number one hit for the group Bon Jovi in 1986, I'd like to be the first.

How droll. Well done, good sir.
 
2010-02-15 11:03:46 AM
"He's always been a very carefree and nice guy," he said. "I've had very little problems with him. He's always been very cordial to me and my family. They're very church-going people."

Same old story. Another darWIN. Feel sorry for the officers who had to take his life, and for the family he left behind.
 
2010-02-15 11:05:08 AM
Talk about a bleeding heart...


/dnrta
 
2010-02-15 11:05:21 AM
SemiSpook: COVER YOUR HEART!

/Obscure?


i48.tinypic.com


You must be new here :-)
 
2010-02-15 11:06:55 AM
www.explosm.net
 
mhd
2010-02-15 11:06:55 AM
Being shot in the heart means never having to say you're sorry.
 
2010-02-15 11:12:34 AM
DoughyGuy: Meanwhile, Martin Fry is feverishly working on a new song inspired by this event...

poison arrow? the night you murdered love? all of my heart?

/ABC ftw.
 
2010-02-15 11:12:41 AM
Sucking Chest Wound


/is fun to say
 
2010-02-15 11:13:02 AM
They sent him a love letter...
 
2010-02-15 11:18:05 AM
Funny how the one time the cops SHOULD have used their tasers, they conveniently forgot them.
 
2010-02-15 11:22:32 AM
flypusher713: bingethinker: He made love a bad game.

I think it's "he gave love a bad name".


shout to the heart,
and your too lame,
darling, you give love a band-aid
 
2010-02-15 11:34:41 AM
Bill Veteran is a hot name.
 
2010-02-15 11:38:04 AM
Sofa King Smart: DoughyGuy: Meanwhile, Martin Fry is feverishly working on a new song inspired by this event...

poison arrow? the night you murdered love? all of my heart?

/ABC ftw.


Well they can't call it "Valentine's Day" because they already did that one on their first album.

Maybe it can be "Valentine's Day 2010: The Freemont Remix (Part Four)"?
 
2010-02-15 11:44:02 AM
www.buzzandpeople.com

Shoot him in the heart.
 
2010-02-15 11:50:45 AM
as a preemptive measure to protect the freedom of Americans, we need to lock up all "church-going" people for their safety, and ours.
 
2010-02-15 12:01:06 PM
aden07775: wage0048: FTFA: "They're very church-going people."

Why is this the last quote of every article in which someone gets shot for being a moron?

Clearly because only morons go to church?


Yes.
 
2010-02-15 12:05:30 PM
he should have been living on a prayer
 
2010-02-15 12:44:34 PM
INTERTRON: Funny how the one time the cops SHOULD have used their tasers, they conveniently forgot them.

Tasering a guy whose already got a gun pointed at you is not a good idea. I really am not an expert in the least but I'd dare say that using a taser would increase the chances of the guy getting a few shots off.

Either way the guys a dick for forcing the cops to have to shoot him.
 
2010-02-15 12:46:49 PM
We just watched attack of the giant leeches for VDay...we must be old fashion or something
 
2010-02-15 02:06:38 PM
"He's always been a very carefree and nice guy," he said. "I've had very little problems with him. He's always been very cordial to me and my family. They're very church-going people."

This statement is as arbitrary as adding what his favorite soup was. Who gives a shiat what his religion was? What does that have to do with anything?
 
2010-02-15 02:06:52 PM
Somacandra: SemiSpook: COVER YOUR HEART!

/Obscure?

You must be new here :-)


Nope, just making sure someone's paying attention. :-)
 
2010-02-15 02:56:22 PM
For a second I thought this had to do with the epic pillowfight by the Ferry Building last night.

Apparently not.

/Holiday pillowfights FTW
 
2010-02-15 03:40:26 PM
There's a bathroom on the right.
 
2010-02-15 04:34:25 PM
INTERTRON: Funny how the one time the cops SHOULD have used their tasers, they conveniently forgot them.

You don't meet lethal force with a Taser unless you want to be dead. You point a gun at a cop, you should expect to die as I'm sure this guy did.
 
2010-02-15 06:13:18 PM
Tom Paulin: INTERTRON: Funny how the one time the cops SHOULD have used their tasers, they conveniently forgot them.

Tasering a guy whose already got a gun pointed at you is not a good idea. I really am not an expert in the least but I'd dare say that using a taser would increase the chances of the guy getting a few shots off.

Either way the guys a dick for forcing the cops to have to shoot him.


On a side note, there is a group on Facebook advocating the view that Cops who are about to taser someone, be required to yell out "Pikachu!!!!!"

That would indeed be awesome.
 
2010-02-15 07:58:55 PM
grew up in fremont, where this happened is kind of a shiatty area...not shocked someone would want to off themself living over there.
 
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