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(Seattle Times)   Man denies he is one of the AOL spammers despite his enlarged penis and Nigerian bank account   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 70
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2003-04-17 01:06:27 PM
Or despite the fact he likes watching teens get de-virginated or animal sex, and has really good credit.
 
2003-04-17 02:18:19 PM
"We were marketing it, but not through spam," Levesque said.
Define "is" for us, Mr. Levesque.
 
2003-04-17 04:19:32 PM
not to mention the kitten graveyard in his backyard.
 
2003-04-17 04:20:05 PM
don't forget low insurance rates and free cable
 
2003-04-17 04:20:09 PM
When pressed further about his spamming activities, Levesque said, "qsdfuoasdrqefasdjfqoseoruzIXoaesoirudsiafdsoafsdeqwrsid"
 
2003-04-17 04:21:15 PM
Why does he always try to pay people in Commerative coins too ?!?
 
2003-04-17 04:21:21 PM
Kudos to the tagline writer.
 
2003-04-17 04:21:31 PM
I don't get it. AOL = SPAM.
 
2003-04-17 04:21:34 PM
The defendant, Mr. Levesque aka HOT HORNY HOUSEWIFE
 
2003-04-17 04:22:13 PM

"Should any of you reporter's should want a response from my lawyers regarding these baseless spam allegations, you can just leave your e-mail address with me. Oh and get the hell off of my lawn."


 
2003-04-17 04:22:20 PM
lol@Dorf11!!
 
2003-04-17 04:23:03 PM
Levesque, a self-taught software developer, wouldn't say exactly what his company does...

He's either a spammer or hosts porno!
 
2003-04-17 04:23:45 PM
lmao
excellent, Ogre
 
2003-04-17 04:23:59 PM
What is his email address?
 
2003-04-17 04:24:01 PM
Jeebus - that headline almost made me shoot mountain dew out of my nose.

You funny bastard...
 
2003-04-17 04:24:20 PM
"We were marketing it, but not through spam," Levesque said.

Perhaps it was Turkey Spam or Spam Light...


Ahhh /got nothing
 
2003-04-17 04:24:42 PM
A Nigerian with a large penis??? What's the world coming to?

I think I know this guy...he sold me some great diet pills once...they were shaped like Subway sandwiches.
 
2003-04-17 04:24:44 PM
I'm gonna have to nominate this post for headline hall of fame.

Too good!
 
2003-04-17 04:24:52 PM
"Levesque....wouldn't say exactly what his company does."

I think this guy's got a bright future in the Iraqi Ministry of Information.
 
2003-04-17 04:25:29 PM
without spam what would i do all day?
 
2003-04-17 04:25:35 PM
Spam will never go away!!!! I hate it but it is a lost cause to fight it.
 
2003-04-17 04:26:37 PM
boobies
 
2003-04-17 04:26:48 PM
Please ring my doorbell to be removed from the list.
 
2003-04-17 04:28:35 PM
yet AOL can junk mail my post ofice box with hundreds of disks

HYPOCRACY! BURN THE MOTHER FUC.KER DOWN
 
2003-04-17 04:29:37 PM
"I swear i had no idea a Mass-Mailing program meant it would send it to lots of people. You should be sueing them for making crappy names of programs and misleading innocent people like me."
 
2003-04-17 04:30:33 PM
Well...he fits the profile. Look at his enlarged forearms from sending all of those messages out to each and every AOL user.

It's him.
 
2003-04-17 04:30:59 PM
As part of AOL's ongoing battle against spam, the company filed five lawsuits late last week against more than a dozen people and companies. It wants $10 million in damages and a court order to stop the spam.

Hey AOL-Time_warner-Mega-Corp,

When you get your $10M, can you cut me a check for a few thousand to reimburse me for some of the bandwidth you've allowed to pass from your (ab)users to my systems.

"Me too" responses in 3... 2... 1...
 
2003-04-17 04:32:22 PM
Honey, do you think the line across this shirt makes my chest look bigger and hides my spammer gut and do you think my goatee hides my double chin...or do I look like a lazy fat spammer still?
 
2003-04-17 04:32:48 PM
He should get Bagdad Bob to defend him in court.

"Mr. Levesque is not a spammer"

"Mr. Levesque does not even own a computer"

"Mr. Levesque spends all his time fighting the evil spamming zionist pigs"

"Mr. Levesque will sue AOL for spamming and crush them"
 
2003-04-17 04:33:08 PM
Yeah....EVERYONE on his list opted-in.

Really!

No...really!

(do you believe me yet? what if i throw in an offer to fix your bad credit and give you free passwords to the world's best porno sites?)
 
2003-04-17 04:37:38 PM
Best. Headline. Ever.
 
2003-04-17 04:38:12 PM
he looks like one those "lonely singles just waiting to meet you"
 
2003-04-17 04:39:43 PM
PS...who cock punched him in both eyes at the same time?
 
2003-04-17 04:39:54 PM
Regarding XXX passwords
Send em to me!
 
2003-04-17 04:40:47 PM
"I didn't do it, I don't know, couldn't tell ya, wasn't my fault, no knowledge on my part."

Love it.
 
2003-04-17 04:43:21 PM
i think he is the 3 of spades in my deck of Iraqi's 55 most wanted playing cards
 
2003-04-17 04:43:49 PM
Quick, someone check his mortgage rate.

*Interest rates won't stay this low forever*
 
2003-04-17 04:45:52 PM
Hey, that was prety smooth SandMonkey.

1st pst.
 
2003-04-17 04:45:58 PM
good headline. best of the day
 
2003-04-17 04:45:59 PM
That guy looks familiar... I think I went to High School with him. He used to constantly slip stupid notes into everyone's locker. I wonder what he's doing these days???
 
2003-04-17 04:49:08 PM
I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam!
 
2003-04-17 04:49:16 PM
 
2003-04-17 04:53:06 PM
All spam is not that bad. I'm paying just $29.95 for a program that erases my history of visited sites off Internet Explorer, and my Russian bride should be here as soon as I send her another $10,000 for her family to buy a farm.
 
2003-04-17 04:54:19 PM
So when do we get to do a photoshop of this guy?
 
2003-04-17 04:54:26 PM
I read this yesterday. It could be his email was hijacked or spoofed, but unlikely. Wont say what his company does? um ok.
Hes an issiqua farko. Lots of trash that cant afford seattle live there.
 
2003-04-17 05:10:28 PM
HMMMMMM what was that story ABOUT again
 
2003-04-17 05:21:41 PM
He looks like Tobey McGuire + 50 lbs.
 
2003-04-17 05:21:48 PM
I really love that at the bottom of their email, they say we would never send unsolicited email and the address to remove is non working and I have never ever heard of them nor the subject.

Hey Einstein. You should be thankful those links didn't work. If they do work all you do is confirm to the spammers that you have a working e-mail address, and you actually rad their dribble. Your address is now worth more than ever and the spam will only increase.

No charge for internet 101
 
2003-04-17 05:22:33 PM
It would be nice if the guy went to prison, and on the first night his big hairy cellmate said, "Based on information I've received, I believe you will enjoy this butt-raping. If this ass-pounding is in error, please excuse the intrusion. This is a one-time cornholing. GAUVERMUANEASXHY."
 
2003-04-17 05:25:38 PM
Well, I can tell you that if he ends up in the Issaquah Jailhouse... He will probably have a pleasant experience. Having spent a weekend there, myself, I can see it's pretty much a free hotel with shiatty food and no pillows.
 
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