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(via Obscure Store)   Man arrested for setting fire to "possessed" teddy bear   (stamfordadvocate.com) divider line 35
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2336 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Sep 2001 at 3:27 PM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-09-25 03:32:04 PM
Damn, fb, that is the most perceptive comment I have ever seen.
 
2001-09-25 03:35:00 PM
hmmmm....... hmmmm................. hey guy, my ex-girlfriend is "possesed".....
 
2001-09-25 03:37:06 PM
I see no fb post - what are you referring to icecycle?

Uh, did his post get deleted?
 
2001-09-25 03:40:23 PM
Could it be.....SATAN?
 
2001-09-25 03:43:54 PM
If it was a Teddy Ruxpen, it deserved to burn!
 
2001-09-25 03:52:25 PM
What's more stupid, the man burning the bear because he thought it was possesed, or the police arresting someone for burning a teddy bear?
 
2001-09-25 03:56:06 PM
Me thinks there is no law against burning things, just the fact that it was a widdle bitty teddy got the cops all choked up.
 
2001-09-25 03:58:26 PM
WTF? This guy can't burn stuff in his own back yard? Would it have helped if he has put it on a grill or something? That's just dumb.
 
2001-09-25 04:04:50 PM
My Barbie Dreamhouse is haunted.
 
2001-09-25 04:05:44 PM
I wonder if this guy could get the charges dropped due to freedom of religion?
 
2001-09-25 04:06:27 PM
"I see...dead Weebles!"
 
2001-09-25 04:15:25 PM
The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!
 
2001-09-25 04:39:48 PM
What they didn't put in that article was when the teddy bear started projectile vomiting and stabbing itself with a cross!
 
2001-09-25 04:40:13 PM
"All I wanted was a frikken revolving chair"
 
2001-09-25 04:40:14 PM
Maybe it was a Furby? I wouldn't mind setting one of those things on fire.
 
2001-09-25 04:59:38 PM
Uh...

Lucson Aladin of 7 Judy Lane?

If I was the local Sheriff, I'd be watching that guy just cause of his name.
 
2001-09-25 05:03:30 PM
After white castles, my toilet becomes possessed.
 
2001-09-25 05:04:10 PM
Unfortunately, it's my arse that burns.
 
2001-09-25 05:11:04 PM
Only one thing's going to burn....


and it's not in the USA...
 
2001-09-25 05:43:40 PM
Exactly why was it anyones business what he burnt in his backyard? It aint their business. Its a violation of his religious freedoms as well as stupid.
 
2001-09-25 05:44:38 PM
So they dispatched two firetrucks for a fire that covered 36 inches, must be the biggest thing that happened in that town in a loooong time, flames must have been leaping a whole two foot in the air.

Now maybe if I wasn't already pissed off because cops spend more time harrasing folks, eating donuts and fataly shooting unarmed people than solving crimes, I could agree that he was not safely burning the Teddy Bear, but WTF!!! Arrested when he should receive a citation ( a ticket not the car) did the house catch fire? did the fire burn off uncontrolled? NO.....
 
2001-09-25 05:50:44 PM
Man, it's finally gotten to the point where you can't burn a teddy bear in your backyard anymore.

I'm mad, too, "Bob"!
 
2001-09-25 06:32:01 PM
why is it against the law to burn your stuffed toys in stamford connecticut? just wondering.....
 
2001-09-25 06:42:03 PM
You ignorant bastards, cracking your smart-alecky jokes and making your pithy comments! Like it's sooo bizarre that a man's teddy bear might be possesed by evil spirits. Take a look at your so-called "bible":

Carpathians 24:7 something
And the Lord did say unto Meatbot "Go forth and bring Me an orange. The biggest, most juiciest damn orange you ever did see." And Meatbot did say something to the effect of "Okey-dokey, Smokey" and went forth to Citrus Mountain. Whereas the Citrus Mountain town charter does state something about removing the sacred oranges from their berth and then Meatbot had to fight a mighty bear named Teddy. With a holy sword of fire(!), he proclaimed "You may attack me with spear or sword, but I fight with the Power of the Almighty Lord" and he cut his damn head off. And then he brought the orange to the Lord and the Lord called him a dumbass and biatch-slapped him with a dictionary.

Eh? Who's laughing now, kiddies? Who's laughing now?
 
2001-09-25 07:04:55 PM
was that sarcasm dangerdummy?
 
2001-09-25 07:11:11 PM
No, it was "SUPERCASM"!

Actually, I'm nursing an insane caffiene buzz. I gotta cut back...
 
2001-09-25 07:16:37 PM
So remember, if you are going to have a ritual involving fire, remember to have a Boy Scout, equipped with his shovel, standing by.
 
2001-09-25 08:00:46 PM
and some marshmellows.
 
2001-09-25 08:30:14 PM
TEEEDDY!


Looks like Aladdin screwed up on his 3rd wish. hehe
 
2001-09-25 08:32:03 PM
Fark You Stamford Conn.!

I'll BBQ Bear-Ribs when I feel like it!
 
2001-09-25 09:46:15 PM
KingBongB: Gotta love Beef Ribs!

All the NC BBQ is pork.!? I want Texas-Bear-Beef. Wait, do the have Bears in Tx?
 
2001-09-26 02:35:21 AM
DangerDummy,

Where can I get a copy of that Bible? I want to do some bad drugs and read it with my teddy bear.
 
2001-09-26 02:39:59 AM
In the old Oregon Trail game for the AppleII,you could shoot bears in a desert enviroment,and Texas has a lot of desert,and computers never lie?Right?
 
2001-09-26 09:53:19 AM
he was just listening to "the voices"
 
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2001-09-27 03:11:23 AM
Neighbours say they overheard the suspect yelling "Dammit Pookie, I warned you to put down the knife" moments before the cruel bastard torched the poor innocent teddy.
 
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