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2010-02-11 10:48:39 AM  
Cajnik: OlafTheBent: Well duh... most, like 80% of the women over there are very attractive... and obesity is rare.

Too bad it's $80.00 for a litre of vodka

You forgot to mention it's about $10usd for a pint of beer at a bar. Fark that, I'll stick to Eastern European women and $1 beers, thanks.


You've never been to an American sporting event then have you?

/$20 might get you three warm schlitz or coors light
 
2010-02-11 10:49:02 AM  
Psumek: And 26 million hits for "I want to be a pokemon". Plenty of pictures too.

That's tremendously disturbing, and I haven't even looked.
 
2010-02-11 10:49:28 AM  
Psumek: LaughingGremlin: Oh, I had a job interview in Trondheim a few years ago. Depressing and isolated as hell....pretty enough country though, is Norway. If not for the oil they wouldn't be rich, I guess.

So basically Saudi Arabia in the snow?

/well w/o the Sharia laws and a socialist democracy


FTFY
 
2010-02-11 10:50:50 AM  
Cajnik: OlafTheBent: Well duh... most, like 80% of the women over there are very attractive... and obesity is rare.

Too bad it's $80.00 for a litre of vodka

You forgot to mention it's about $10usd for a pint of beer at a bar. Fark that, I'll stick to Eastern European women and $1 beers, thanks.


Whatever. Get a better job, you hippie. Who wants to drink with poor people?
 
2010-02-11 10:51:02 AM  
Well, the upside is that you get firsthand Norwegian black metal. My brother's theory is that they have to play that fast to stay warm.
 
2010-02-11 10:52:05 AM  
tedbundee: LaughingGremlin: I live in "Europe", right next door to a mosque actually, and I've never seen a muslim riot, god dammit! I've seen a white christian redneck football hooligan riot though (Feyenoord Rotterdam) so that was cool!

Lies. White people are too civilized to riot.



/hot like patrol car fires


I couldn't even tell you if they won or lost, they just riot after every match, regardless. That's last time I visit friends in Rotterdam before checking the football schedule. Those Riot police horses are enormous, and scary.
 
2010-02-11 10:52:15 AM  
Psumek: Cajnik: OlafTheBent: Well duh... most, like 80% of the women over there are very attractive... and obesity is rare.

Too bad it's $80.00 for a litre of vodka

You forgot to mention it's about $10usd for a pint of beer at a bar. Fark that, I'll stick to Eastern European women and $1 beers, thanks.

You've never been to an American sporting event then have you?

/$20 might get you three warm schlitz or coors light



Charging double is a worldwide phenomenon. "Arena" Beers are only .4L and just over $2. Bullshiat
 
2010-02-11 10:53:11 AM  
godofusa.com

State governments fund their fix this and that with sales and property taxes. That should be enough, but no. They have to pay for education and pensions for public sector workers. Look at CA and NJ. They are each BROKE. I can't wait to move out of NJ and go to a state with no income tax, like TX.

Please don't. Texas has enough idiots as it is.

/And running a $10 million deficit, thanks to its no income tax policy.
 
2010-02-11 10:53:47 AM  
godofusa.com:

Yea, Plano totally sucks and isn't safe or anything.


This! You'll be happy to know Plano features many activities that you would be interested in such as cable TV, Whataburger, and commuting.
 
2010-02-11 10:54:19 AM  
palelizard: Somewhere a YouTube video is being born...

Gah someone removed it already apparently!
(new window)
 
2010-02-11 10:56:26 AM  
Why not just move there illegally and begin reaping the benefits immediately?

The rest of the world seems to feel it's OK for anyone attmepting to do this in the US, so seems only fair that the same set of standards should apply to all other countries as well.
 
2010-02-11 10:57:41 AM  
Cajnik: OlafTheBent: Well duh... most, like 80% of the women over there are very attractive... and obesity is rare.

Too bad it's $80.00 for a litre of vodka

You forgot to mention it's about $10usd for a pint of beer at a bar. Fark that, I'll stick to Eastern European women and $1 beers, thanks.


Factoring in exchange rates, that's like $7 if you earn your money in Euros. That's pretty typical of a major city in the U.S.
 
2010-02-11 10:58:36 AM  
tedbundee: Lies. White people are too civilized to riot.
[pic of Montreal Canadiens riot]
/hot like patrol car fires


Ahem. You've confused Quebecers with white people.
 
2010-02-11 10:58:37 AM  
godofusa.com: Ah yes, I'm a troll for telling the truth about Europe.

Almost a million hits on "muslim riots europe". Plenty of pictures.


1,880,000 hits for right wing hatred. Plenty of pictures, too.
 
2010-02-11 10:58:43 AM  
LaughingGremlin: tedbundee: LaughingGremlin: I live in "Europe", right next door to a mosque actually, and I've never seen a muslim riot, god dammit! I've seen a white christian redneck football hooligan riot though (Feyenoord Rotterdam) so that was cool!

Lies. White people are too civilized to riot.



/hot like patrol car fires

I couldn't even tell you if they won or lost, they just riot after every match, regardless. That's last time I visit friends in Rotterdam before checking the football schedule. Those Riot police horses are enormous, and scary.


Who woulda thunk the Dutch were so passionate about soccer?
 
2010-02-11 10:59:26 AM  
Is the bureaucracy still working in runic on stone tablets?
 
2010-02-11 11:00:50 AM  
WrestlerManager: tedbundee: Lies. White people are too civilized to riot.
[pic of Montreal Canadiens riot]
/hot like patrol car fires

Ahem. You've confused Quebecers with white people.


Eh, what do I know. They all look the same.
 
2010-02-11 11:01:58 AM  
Nightsweat: godofusa.com: Ah yes, I'm a troll for telling the truth about Europe.

Almost a million hits on "muslim riots europe". Plenty of pictures.

1,880,000 hits for right wing hatred. Plenty of pictures, too.


Muslims are only 5% of the European population, that makes them serious overachievers for violence and media attention whoring.
 
2010-02-11 11:03:56 AM  
i was looking for photos of rioting BNP members, but found this. i'll just leave it here.

infidelsunite.typepad.com
 
2010-02-11 11:04:32 AM  
Cajnik: Psumek: Cajnik: OlafTheBent: Well duh... most, like 80% of the women over there are very attractive... and obesity is rare.

Too bad it's $80.00 for a litre of vodka

You forgot to mention it's about $10usd for a pint of beer at a bar. Fark that, I'll stick to Eastern European women and $1 beers, thanks.

You've never been to an American sporting event then have you?

/$20 might get you three warm schlitz or coors light


Charging double is a worldwide phenomenon. "Arena" Beers are only .4L and just over $2. Bullshiat


Hmm that's not bad. It's about $3 a pint. Cheaper than any pub I know.
 
2010-02-11 11:06:22 AM  
TheGogmagog: Forget Norway.

Came here for this. thx.

/we've got the lions
 
2010-02-11 11:08:24 AM  
tedbundee: LaughingGremlin: I live in "Europe", right next door to a mosque actually, and I've never seen a muslim riot, god dammit! I've seen a white christian redneck football hooligan riot though (Feyenoord Rotterdam) so that was cool!

Lies. White people are too civilized to riot.

Those are froggies, they don't count.



/hot like patrol car fires
 
2010-02-11 11:08:24 AM  
tedbundee: LaughingGremlin: tedbundee: LaughingGremlin: I live in "Europe", right next door to a mosque actually, and I've never seen a muslim riot, god dammit! I've seen a white christian redneck football hooligan riot though (Feyenoord Rotterdam) so that was cool!

Lies. White people are too civilized to riot.



/hot like patrol car fires

I couldn't even tell you if they won or lost, they just riot after every match, regardless. That's last time I visit friends in Rotterdam before checking the football schedule. Those Riot police horses are enormous, and scary.

Who woulda thunk the Dutch were so passionate about soccer?


ADO Den Haag and PSV all love their riots too.
What fun!
Passionate, hmmm, excitable is probably more the case.
 
2010-02-11 11:09:06 AM  
Been there.

/no thanks.
 
2010-02-11 11:10:42 AM  
Tyrone Slothrop

godofusa.com

State governments fund their fix this and that with sales and property taxes. That should be enough, but no. They have to pay for education and pensions for public sector workers. Look at CA and NJ. They are each BROKE. I can't wait to move out of NJ and go to a state with no income tax, like TX.

Please don't. Texas has enough idiots as it is.

/And running a $10 million deficit, thanks to its no income tax policy.


Sorry, that's $10 billion deficit.
 
2010-02-11 11:10:45 AM  
Uncle Tractor: This is how the natives get around the booze issue:

cooking meth?
 
2010-02-11 11:12:54 AM  
markie_farkie: If you have 22+ GB of hard drive space extra, and 7 hours to watch, here's a link to a Torrent of an HD continuous video showing the train ride from Bergen to Oslo:

"Bergensbanen - klar for avgang" (new window)


I preferred the 22MB, 7 minute classic, "Bergen's Bangen Klar for a Gangbang"
 
2010-02-11 11:14:23 AM  
godofusa.com: Ah yes, I'm a troll for telling the truth about Europe.

No, you're just a dumb bigot who trolls fark when not jerking off to Stormfront threads.
 
2010-02-11 11:15:47 AM  
More and more educated, non-minorities in the U.S. will try to find other countries in which to live due to the "there goes the neighborhood effect" of illegal Mexicans. Europeans - where could they go?

/Australia or Costa Rica, ftw.
 
2010-02-11 11:17:01 AM  
chu2dogg: Factoring in exchange rates, that's like $7 if you earn your money in Euros. That's pretty typical of a major city in the U.S.

I wouldn't say $10 beers are typical in Major U.S. cities. I've seen it, but most of the time it is in Cananda, not the U.S.
 
2010-02-11 11:19:11 AM  
moops: Uncle Tractor: This is how the natives get around the booze issue:

cooking meth?


Nah, that's a (very simple) still for making moonshine. Must be from Trøndelag - only a Trønder would drink form a single refraction still. Most Norwegians who 'boils' at home uses double or triple refraction to improve the taste.

Also, if you manage to pay more than 1/3rd of your income in income tax, you're making so much you will hardly notice your taxes in the first place. STFU, pay your share and enjoy socialist healthcare and other benefits.
 
2010-02-11 11:20:37 AM  
moops: godofusa.com: Ah yes, I'm a troll for telling the truth about Europe.

No, you're just a dumb bigot who trolls fark when not jerking off to Stormfront threads.


It's ok. Just wait until he gets to TX and sees all the Mexicans running around. He's gonna have to move to place that is bit more white like UT.
 
2010-02-11 11:22:02 AM  
How can we have got this far down the thread before some grammar Nazi like myself informed subby that it's "emigrate", not "immigrate"? Seriously, people!
 
2010-02-11 11:24:20 AM  
For a little taste of Norway, why not visit Alberta?

There are significant Norwegian communities in Viking (of course) and Camrose and the surrounding areas. When I was a kid, I saw Crown Prince Harold and Princess Sonja of Norway in Camrose -- his only Canadian stop on his way to Expo '86.

/riveting tale, old chap
 
2010-02-11 11:26:01 AM  
Cajnik: You forgot to mention it's about $10usd for a pint of beer at a bar. Fark that, I'll stick to Eastern European women and $1 beers, thanks.

Eastern European women tend to be more warty/moley.
 
2010-02-11 11:29:09 AM  
moops: godofusa.com: Ah yes, I'm a troll for telling the truth about Europe.

No, you're just a dumb bigot who trolls fark when not jerking off to Stormfront threads.


Ah, the race card. Didn't take long!
 
2010-02-11 11:29:35 AM  
Just enter illegally....

Don't pay taxes and poop out as many kids as you can. Even if you get kicked out, your kids will be natural citizens! Enjoy the public schools and protest to get your native language taught and signs duplicated and encourage your kids to have as many kids as possible.

In 3-4 generations, in key parts of the country, you'll have enough people to represent a vocal majority and plenty of politicians who will pander to them for votes.

First, enforcement will go down, then the laws will start to change.

You don't need an army to invade a country anymore. You just need numbers. Provide it's a somewhat democratic nation, all you need is lots and lots of offspring to have lots and lots of offspring. Overwhelm key areas and elect your people to pass laws for 'your people'.
 
2010-02-11 11:32:02 AM  
godofusa.com: Ah yes, I'm a troll for telling the truth about Europe.
Almost a million hits on "muslim riots europe". Plenty of pictures.


So "Europe" is actually just Norway?

But what about these guys? I'm not messing with people like that.

regmedia.co.uk
 
2010-02-11 11:32:12 AM  
Ha, enjoy Norway when the whole farking country turns into an icecube, thanks to global warming climate change.
 
2010-02-11 11:32:57 AM  
DangerousDaze: How can we have got this far down the thread before some grammar Nazi like myself informed subby that it's "emigrate", not "immigrate"? Seriously, people!

I thought this too, but I think subby is right.

You immigrate to Norway from someplace
You emigrate from someplace to Norway

Makes sense to me.
 
2010-02-11 11:33:35 AM  
Psumek: It's ok. Just wait until he gets to TX and sees all the Mexicans running around.

you know why those mexicans are there? because people flagrently hire illegal workers left and right.
 
2010-02-11 11:34:48 AM  
godofusa.com: Ah yes, I'm a troll for telling the truth about Europe.

Almost a million hits on "muslim riots europe". Plenty of pictures.


There's over 10 million hits for "space monkey."

Link
 
2010-02-11 11:35:23 AM  
Tyrone Slothrop: godofusa.com

State governments fund their fix this and that with sales and property taxes. That should be enough, but no. They have to pay for education and pensions for public sector workers. Look at CA and NJ. They are each BROKE. I can't wait to move out of NJ and go to a state with no income tax, like TX.

Please don't. Texas has enough idiots as it is.

/And running a $10 million deficit, thanks to its no income tax policy.


IL will trade...

We've got an $11.5 Billion deficit. The state owes the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign (the flagship school in the state's public school system) $700 million.

/We have 3% income tax as well.
 
2010-02-11 11:35:47 AM  
Tyrone Slothrop: Tyrone Slothrop

godofusa.com

State governments fund their fix this and that with sales and property taxes. That should be enough, but no. They have to pay for education and pensions for public sector workers. Look at CA and NJ. They are each BROKE. I can't wait to move out of NJ and go to a state with no income tax, like TX.

Please don't. Texas has enough idiots as it is.

/And running a $10 million deficit, thanks to its no income tax policy.

Sorry, that's $10 billion deficit.


*ahem*

"Texas has about $9.1 billion of unspent money piling up in the so-called "Rainy Day" reserve fund. And the state stands to get about $15 billion in federal stimulus money."

Link (new window)

Texas will be just fine. Even without the stimulus it's only 1 billion dollars, which if everyone in texas decided to contribute $40 it would balance out to a neutral defecit. Compare that to the national deficit (1.4 trillion) with 307 million people and you're looking at a deficit of $4548 per person.

/large numbers when talking about national spending are inflammatory marketing ploys by politicians designed for fearmongering the public into submission
//threadjack over
 
2010-02-11 11:36:34 AM  
godofusa.com: Ah, the race card. Didn't take long!

And the "race card" card is pulled!
 
2010-02-11 11:38:20 AM  
DangerousDaze: How can we have got this far down the thread before some grammar Nazi like myself informed subby that it's "emigrate", not "immigrate"? Seriously, people!

Because subby said immigrate to Norway, not from the US?

/Not a grammar nazi.
//Could be wrong.
 
2010-02-11 11:38:47 AM  
I don't care about riots but...

I was sent an article from a relative in Sweden with a list of demands from the Islamic Association of Norway. Among some of the Muslim demands are division of sexes in classes, recognition of the two Muslim Eid holy days as official in Norway, no work on Fridays, and easier access to hospitals that practice circumcision. I don't have or care for the actual numbers of Muslims in Norway but that is unfortunate.
 
2010-02-11 11:39:19 AM  
Tyrone: Please don't. Texas has enough idiots as it is.

/And running a $10 million deficit, thanks to its no income tax policy.

Sorry, that's $10 billion deficit.


True on the first point. (idiots)
False on the second. (no deficit, top state for business, lower unemployment)
 
2010-02-11 11:40:50 AM  
moops: Psumek: It's ok. Just wait until he gets to TX and sees all the Mexicans running around.

you know why those mexicans are there? because people flagrently hire illegal workers left and right.


Oh I just thought it was because they lived there before TX became a state. My bad.
 
2010-02-11 11:42:41 AM  
OlafTheBent: Eastern European women tend to be more warty/moley.

Youz trollin, but I think because you want to have a Norwegian girls thread. To counter your warty/moley charge, I give you from the Czech Rep

i939.photobucket.com

i939.photobucket.com
 
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