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2010-02-10 10:56:15 AM
So he writes this stuff instead of posting on Fark.
 
2010-02-10 11:12:51 AM
Should have tried my new Petflix service. Of course, getting a rottweiler sealed in the return envelope can be a bit of a challenge.
 
2010-02-10 11:39:54 AM
-1 for non original headline.
 
2010-02-10 11:43:00 AM
Isn't that the school where Richard Gere teaches now?
 
2010-02-10 12:33:57 PM
Vermin.
 
2010-02-10 12:34:02 PM
Aprroves:

imagecache2.allposters.com
 
2010-02-10 12:34:29 PM
 
2010-02-10 12:35:02 PM
fashionablygeek.com
 
2010-02-10 12:36:06 PM
Brave Lemmywinks! The Catatafish bids you well!
 
2010-02-10 12:37:33 PM
www.grannygear.com
Unavailable for comment
 
2010-02-10 12:40:17 PM
True Life: My gerbil is an asshole

/I too own a fidgety gerbil, so I'm getting a kick etc etc
//even though he's a little evil I still love him
 
2010-02-10 12:40:35 PM
Oh, I also need a section of PVC pipe if you have some handy.
 
2010-02-10 12:41:31 PM
Wow, an original headline..... (no i couldn't have done better)

clicked article expecting something about Mr. Gere, mildly surprised at not one mention of him.....

glad to see he made it in the first 10 posts, not once but twice!!!

/amused by article
//grabs popcorn
 
2010-02-10 12:41:35 PM
Relevent (new window) NSFW lyrics
 
2010-02-10 12:42:52 PM
www.jobeaufoix.com

/wut
 
2010-02-10 12:42:58 PM
Marmots in the office > snot nosed kids screaming it up

/nothing like a conference call interrupted by the high pitched shrieking of a 3 year old
 
2010-02-10 12:43:15 PM
You can't borrow my gerbil, but you can have it.
 
2010-02-10 12:44:27 PM
PullmyHair: Marmots in the office > snot nosed kids screaming it up

/nothing like a conference call interrupted by the high pitched shrieking of a 3 year old


This.
 
2010-02-10 12:44:34 PM
Cool story Bro ???
What the hell was that all about?
 
2010-02-10 12:44:54 PM
i709.photobucket.com

Wut?
 
2010-02-10 12:45:05 PM
Zafayal: Relevant

WINRAR IS YOU
 
2010-02-10 12:47:47 PM
Wut?
http://tinyurl.com/yhut93w
(Copy & Paste, SFW)
 
2010-02-10 12:48:36 PM
Go for the eyes Boo!
 
2010-02-10 12:49:58 PM
Named the gerbil McGee?

Ain't funny.
 
2010-02-10 12:53:29 PM
Title of project: Can Hamsters Gerbils fly planes?

img37.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-10 12:53:51 PM
Ashtrey: Relevent (new window) NSFW lyrics

Ah beat me to it.

Here's a live version

Stephen Lynch (new window)
 
2010-02-10 12:54:26 PM
thewrittenwordreviews.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-10 01:00:14 PM
rogrog, you make me smile.
 
2010-02-10 01:04:45 PM
It was cute, short and funny. Thanks subby. Not exactly world-shattering, but worth a read.
 
2010-02-10 01:05:09 PM
Sardonic_Padre: PullmyHair: Marmots in the office > snot nosed kids screaming it up

/nothing like a conference call interrupted by the high pitched shrieking of a 3 year old

This.


It's why no one takes "work-from-home" mothers seriously.
 
2010-02-10 01:06:05 PM
Thanks, subby. I enjoyed that.
 
2010-02-10 01:06:10 PM
Juniper Jupiter: Named the gerbil McGee?

Ain't funny.


I'm sure you meant "Taint funny".
 
2010-02-10 01:08:55 PM
images.eonline.com

that brings back such fond memories...
 
2010-02-10 01:08:56 PM
Juniper Jupiter: Named the gerbil McGee?

Ain't funny.


T'aint funny, that is.

/about 30 episodes of that on my iPod right now
 
2010-02-10 01:09:40 PM
i257.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-10 01:09:56 PM
Yes, you may borrow my gerbil. No, I will not shave it for you.
 
2010-02-10 01:12:23 PM
I would enjoy having a pet at work. Will never happen, though.
:O(

That's why I come here...

ENTERTAIN ME!!!
 
2010-02-10 01:16:35 PM
It's remarkable, isn't it, that the first thing that comes to mind when gerbils are mentioned is Richard Gere, and the first thing that comes to mind when Richard Gere is mentioned is gerbils. The two concepts are now inextricably intertwined, and neither's reputation will ever recover. I love this country. :-D

/had gerbils growing up
//did not put them anywhere in my body
 
2010-02-10 01:19:08 PM
Armageddon!

Armageddon!
 
2010-02-10 01:19:42 PM
Bob Rybarczyk writes stuff. He does not actually favor the application of electrodes on delicious animals.

The article was cute, but the signer made me LOL.
 
2010-02-10 01:21:18 PM
Is anyone else tired of the Richard Gere jokes? It didn't even freaking happen. No one has ever shoved a gerbil up their ass. Would you REALLY want a gerbil tearing at the lining of your intestines? Does this sound like a fun sexual experience?

Yeah, yeah...lighten up Francis / "We know Richard Gere's Fark account now." Whatever.
 
2010-02-10 01:21:39 PM
Five Tails of Fury: Juniper Jupiter: Named the gerbil McGee?

Ain't funny.

T'aint funny, that is.

/about 30 episodes of that on my iPod right now


Ah...I couldn't remember. I always used my mom's quote, to be on the safe side. :P

/But I'm glad nothing's obscure here! :D
 
2010-02-10 01:28:51 PM
I had a hampster. I would tuck in my shirt and put her in to run around my waist. It tickled!
 
2010-02-10 01:32:20 PM
Wishes he had someone to love and care for him:

www.clipal.com

Does not like this experiment:

img.youtube.com

/hot like the temper of the gerbil army
 
2010-02-10 01:32:39 PM
So that's like Seinfeld in the form of literature right?

A big nothing. Mildly interesting, but still nothing of substance.

I wanted the gerbil to be returtned late, and some qualms that may have arisen due to the delay, or the kid wanted to keep him or something, or true speculation on animal testing, or a dead gerbil, or whatever.. SOMETHING, rather than mildly interesting nothingness.
 
2010-02-10 01:39:11 PM
Dead-Guy: I wanted the gerbil to be returtned late, and some qualms that may have arisen due to the delay, or the kid wanted to keep him or something, or true speculation on animal testing, or a dead gerbil, or whatever.. SOMETHING, rather than mildly interesting nothingness.

My few times to St. Louis have taught me that mildly interesting nothingness is all you're going to get from there.
 
2010-02-10 01:40:10 PM
images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2010-02-10 01:53:52 PM
Came for pictures of hot young Richard Gere.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2010-02-10 01:57:05 PM
Ashtrey: Relevent

Thought this would show up just on the headline alone. Nicely played :)
 
2010-02-10 02:04:57 PM
Came for Gere.

/Bless you Fark
 
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