Done in two.

"I saw a lady on T.V. She was born without arms. Literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't.'" And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's very simple, Lola, you just take two words, you put them together, then you take out the middle letter, you put a comma in there and you raise it up!"

Birth mother is a biatch if the deformity was the reason she gave him up.

Maybe the birth mother didn't have sufficient insurance to pay for the medical procedure needed to correct this deformity.

You know what, cute kid.

How long before he takes Conan's next show?

It popped out once, but my dad pushed it in. Why did he hurt me? He's my next of kin.

/he's a mex-i-kin

Jim Norton?

TonnageVT: Who names their baby "Don"? I picture Don as an old, bald, white jewish man living in Florida, not a baby!

Waaay better than Aiden. And soon Aiden will be the name of fat bald guys as well. And Dylan and Caleb...

He has a surgically formed chin, but his mother appears to be spineless.

This is a wonderful heartwarming story. NOW SPELL THE KID'S NAME RIGHT.

Sheesh.

Goiter Waaay better than Aiden. And soon Aiden will be the name of fat bald guys as well. And Dylan and Caleb...

And Don will be a little kid's name again. These things can be cyclical.

TonnageVT: Who names their baby "Don"? I picture Don as an old, bald, white jewish man living in Florida, not a baby!

Mrs Knotts?



He doesn't have a particular strong chin. either.

LMark: Goiter Waaay better than Aiden. And soon Aiden will be the name of fat bald guys as well. And Dylan and Caleb...

And Don will be a little kid's name again. These things can be cyclical.

http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=DONALD&ms=false&sw=f&exact=false

Maybe they are, but I don't think Donald is going to be uber-popular again.

LarryDan43: Aidan: Maybe they are, but I don't think Donald is going to be uber-popular again.

That's what they said about Áedán in the 580s.

Ohh snap! :)

U8D1EyedSnake: Birth mother is a biatch if the deformity was the reason she gave him up.

Maybe she's a violin teacher.

/hot hot hot

Where´s your momma gone
(Where´s your momma gone)
Little baby Don
(Little baby Don)
Where´s your momma gone
(Where´s your momma gone)
Far far away

Where´s your poppa gone
(Where´s your poppa gone)
Little baby Don
(Little baby Don)
Where´s your poppa gone
(Where´s your poppa gone)
Far far away, far far away

He also now has the ability to change pillow cases!

ThatVANguy: He also now has the ability to change pillow cases!

Wow. That took me... Well I'm not gonna say how long it took me to get the joke. But nice job. :)

......and to fold a pillowcase

Well, to be fair, the kid did have a chin at first, but then they gave it to this guy instead:



/hotlinked

Baby born without a chin now has the ability, to smile, put a pillow case on a pillow

/aisle seat

sasbazooka: /hot hot hot

Thanks, now I don't have to search for that.

upright_apes_r_us: He has a surgically formed chin, but his mother appears to be spineless.


Yes, she was spineless because she didn't have the means to take care of a child with an acute medical condition.

She should have grown a pair, gone into bankruptcy and life long welfare to take care of her precious bundle of joy- who would likely never have recieved the medical treatment he needed because his mother was too poor to afford it, and state medical assistance doesn't cover reconstructive surgery.

Instead she betrayed her own flesh and blood... and gave him up, who as an orphan immediately garnered the sympathy of a medical team or wealthy adoptive parents who had the rare beast known as medical insurance.

How disgusting that she might choose to scarifice her parental rights for the well being of her baby... She should be shot.

cretinbob, you are an evil, evil man...

...and I salute you!

Can't...stop...laughing...

Good for this kid, cuz the chin makes or breaks the face.

I knew a couple of guys named Don that were kicked out of the army: One was Don Task, the other Don Tell.

Came for the balls on chin guy, leaving disappointed.

cman: Came here for Chin-Chan

Left satisfied

Tresser: cman: Came here for Chin-Chan

Left satisfied

Good on ya, subby.

I got a good feelin' about this kid, baby...

/hotlinked
//groovy

Cool story bro.

Props to the birth-mom who passed on him so somebody who actually cared could take over.