City Heights???

wanna bet that drugs were involved?

I'm not a real newspaper editor, but I probably would have mentioned the face in the title and then been more specific in the body of the story as to which part of the face was hit.

That's just me though.

/funny story title
//slow work day...

real shaman: City Heights???

wanna bet that drugs were involved?

I'll bet you an 8-ball of cocaine you're right!

Poppa Boner: No where does it say he was ditching school.

He's 16... he was either skipping or is a dropout. Whichever it is, still sends the message of "goto school or get shot in the face".

Is it wrong that I thought this had something to do with a gay correction camp?

And I'll make the little farker apologize, too.

FTFA: "Hassen said the victim, who was shot in the jaw, was reported in stable condition,"

...and eating an ice cream sundae through a straw?
...and watching a torrent of Avatar taped in the theater with a Sony Palmcorder?
...and trying to hide a hospital gown boner brought about by an errant thought of Hannah Montana?

Don't leave me hanging, Sign On San Diego.com!

Thisbymaster: Is it wrong that I thought this had something to do with a gay correction camp?

No. I thought scared straight was a religious bible camp for suspected gay kids. Until I read the article...then it was just kind of sad in a different way.

Euclid Elementary...that's where ALL the students are scared straight.

/could I get directions to non-Euclid Avenue?

Poppa Boner: Stiz: He's 16... he was either skipping or is a dropout. Whichever it is, still sends the message of "goto school or get shot in the face".

I got booted out at 15. My face is still intact... for now.

You just wait...

On a completely unrelated note, where do you live and what's your schedule like?

/Oh this gun in my hand...don't worry about that.
//I SAID UNRELATED.

I said no child left behind biatch

"Yes! In the face!"

FrancoFile: Open Mike Night: Thisbymaster: Is it wrong that I thought this had something to do with a gay correction camp?

No. I thought scared straight was a religious bible camp for suspected gay kids. Until I read the article...then it was just kind of sad in a different way.

You never saw the documentary from the 70s? About the juvies who spent time meeting with inmates at a New Jersey maximum-security prison in an attempt to get them to straighten up?

Was that from the 70s? I thought that was more recent. I remember one episode where an inmate some one of the kids hold on to his inside-out pocket or something--can't quite remember.

For some reason I didn't think of the right "scared straight" until I looked at the article.

/This is your pen1s. This is your pen1s on teh ghay...see kids? Boo!

likes838: Wait, isn't the sucess rate for Scared Straight not that great? Doesn't this mean he'll end up getting shot in the face again?

Only if he rides his stupid bike in front of my house aga...

/I've already said too much

Open Mike Night: I remember one episode where an inmate some one of the kids hold on to his inside-out pocket or something--can't quite remember.

Huh?
I hope you brought enough to share with the entire class.

real shaman: City Heights???

wanna bet that drugs were involved?

A friend of mine has a rule: If the word "Heights" is in the title, it's a bad neighborhood.

*One exception to the rule is Friendship Heights in DC, which is bad in another way.

sooooo, Cheney was in town eh?

When are the pedo teachers going to learn that they just can't have affairs with students in this day and age of testing and ithe internet?

clicks article

Oh...

My bad...

City Heights? I guessed North Park, myself. Where Hordes of the Future Felons of America roam free...

/Hillcrest represent!

Shot in the jaw, but who's to blame?
Skinink you give quoted lyrics a bad name.

Savage Belief: When are the pedo teachers going to learn that they just can't have affairs with students in this day and age of testing texting and ithe internet?

clicks article

Oh...

My bad...

FTFM

Shot in the face? This probably won't end well for him.

Tallykat: City Heights? I guessed North Park, myself. Where Hordes of the Future Felons of America roam free...

I was thinking lincoln or barrio logan myself.

How convient. It's senior ditch day at a few of the schools in San Diego.

Newspaper editor is smart.

Yaxe: How convient. It's senior ditch day at a few of the schools in San Diego.

Newspaper editor is smart.

You, on the other hand...

Poppa Boner: Stiz: You just wait...

On a completely unrelated note, where do you live and what's your schedule like?

/Oh this gun in my hand...don't worry about that.
//I SAID UNRELATED.

At least fight me hand to hand for a while first.

Gentlemen, gentlemen. This is not the time or the place. Perhaps you should settle this face-to-face elsewhere.

The gym has a sparring ring.. say, don't you guys have to be there in 26 minutes anyways?

/kidding
//sort of ;)

lordargent: Tallykat: City Heights? I guessed North Park, myself. Where Hordes of the Future Felons of America roam free...

I was thinking lincoln or barrio logan myself.

You guys are forgetting about La Jolla and Torrey Pines. Oh but that's white collar crime, nevermind.

Yaxe: How convient. It's senior ditch day at a few of the schools in San Diego.

Newspaper editor is smart.

I don't know where to begin.

1) 16 is a little young to be a senior.
2) Senior-ditch-day isn't a holiday. It's senior ditch day. Why would a reporter care?
3) WTF does his lack of reporting on this apparently-known Holiday have to do with anything?

If you're here because you yourself are on senior ditch day, you probably ditched too many classes to begin with. Finish your lunch and go back for the afternoon.

Stiz: He's 16... he was either skipping or is a dropout. Whichever it is, still sends the message of "goto school or get shot in the face".

Not necessarily, at 16 he would likely be a junior in high school, if he had a free period at the end of the day, or if there was a shortened school day he could very easily be out of school at that time legitimately.

FTA: The shooting was reported at 1:34 p.m. on 49th Street near Trojan Avenue, said police spokesman Gary Hassen. A witness reported hearing two gunshots.

Strange, I heard that Trojan Avenue was a pretty safe place. It's a pity violence broke out. This puts a pin hole right in that myth.

That kid's gonna be a big shot(at) lawyer in Washington some day!

Damn that schools truancy officers are hardcore.

tedbundee: lordargent: Tallykat: City Heights? I guessed North Park, myself. Where Hordes of the Future Felons of America roam free...

I was thinking lincoln or barrio logan myself.

You guys are forgetting about La Jolla and Torrey Pines. Oh but that's white collar crime, nevermind.

Gigglesnort! True, there you shoot the little twit and just call the landscaping service to take care of it- or slip the housekeeper a quick $50 for 'extra cleanup'. Must be nice...

/jk, I love my town

SwallowTheKnife: Yaxe: How convient. It's senior ditch day at a few of the schools in San Diego.

Newspaper editor is smart.

I don't know where to begin.

1) 16 is a little young to be a senior.
2) Senior-ditch-day isn't a holiday. It's senior ditch day. Why would a reporter care?
3) WTF does his lack of reporting on this apparently-known Holiday have to do with anything?

If you're here because you yourself are on senior ditch day, you probably ditched too many classes to begin with. Finish your lunch and go back for the afternoon.

1) Yes, because juniors never decide to go on an undecided holiday ever.
2) It's San Diego. Try reading the UT sometime.
3) And where does it say that, might I ask?

I'm actually in school, but whatever.

Poppa Boner: No where does it say he was ditching school.

Reading comprehension is poor on Fark.

At least he didn't end up with somebody's foot in his a-hole.

/Don't Think

Ferris Bueller's Day In ICU?
/DNRTFA

...but most of all, stay classy.

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