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(Some Guy) Florida It's not a Super Bowl party until someone loses a testicle   (keysnet.com) divider line 73
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Stu_Padasso
2010-02-10 08:45:26 AM
www.officialmarkdavidson.com
 
Wise_Guy
2010-02-10 08:46:12 AM
Y Me?
 
fotbr
2010-02-10 08:46:25 AM
OUCH
 
DrBenway [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 08:46:43 AM
What do you expect in New Or... oh, wait.

What's the over/under on how many comments in before this happens for real?
 
Lampmonster
2010-02-10 08:46:49 AM
Ah Key West. It's another world.
 
JoeCamelToe
2010-02-10 08:47:59 AM
That took balls.
 
profundo
2010-02-10 08:48:28 AM
At one point, Le attacked Pham with a beer bottle, cutting his face. Pham then punched Le, dislocating his jaw.

As the fight continued, Pham reportedly put Le in a chokehold; Le, in turn, grabbed Pham's testicles, "puncturing them with his fingers," Herrin said.

Sir, did you pack your own bags and have they been with you the whole time since you packed them?
Yes.
Do you have any weapons or anything that can be used as a weapon?
Just my fingers.
 
neilio42
2010-02-10 08:51:02 AM
I bet he feels deflated after the loss.
 
drongozone
2010-02-10 08:51:56 AM
What, did the testicle puncturer have Wolverine-like talons?
 
Gunderson
2010-02-10 08:52:13 AM
cache.gawker.com

What the testes might look like now

/got pork chops?
 
Fart_Machine
2010-02-10 08:53:35 AM
Monkey steals the peach.
 
habitualbastard
2010-02-10 08:55:20 AM
And all i was worried about was my cat.jesus christ 52 stitches is quite impressive tho
 
Poppyale
2010-02-10 08:56:53 AM
Women like scars, but this might be a questionable one.
 
The-Brain [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 08:57:21 AM
I found it impossible to read that without cringing the whole time.
 
Polly Ester
2010-02-10 08:58:56 AM
Reading that made me all hurty in my special place.
 
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers
2010-02-10 08:59:01 AM
All this blah blah ouch blah blah ow about the testicles, yet not a word about his scrotum. Won't somebody please think of the scrotum?
 
gambitsgirl [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 08:59:52 AM
he received a total of 52 stitches for his injuries.


Dude has some big balls O_O
 
pipco
2010-02-10 09:01:06 AM
how does one puncture a testicle with fingers? am I missing sumthin?
 
copperheadclgp
2010-02-10 09:01:34 AM
As the fight continued, Pham reportedly put Le in a chokehold; Le, in turn, grabbed Pham's testicles, "puncturing them with his fingers," Herrin said.

Were ninjas invited to said party?

primates.ximian.com
 
femme_fatale
2010-02-10 09:01:37 AM
He totally used some Vietnamese finger strike move on the scrot.
The last line of the article + bruhaha + melee.
 
LegacyDL
2010-02-10 09:03:32 AM
Reminds me of those old Kung Fu movies where the evil dude with the silver hair always had his balls as his weak spot, and when his balls got crushed they would show two eggs being smashed.
 
Hanky [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 09:05:03 AM
WTF?
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2010-02-10 09:05:13 AM
As the fight continued, Pham reportedly put Le in a chokehold; Le, in turn, grabbed Pham's testicles, "puncturing them with his fingers," Herrin said.

/AHHHHHHHHHHH
 
Ramona A Stone
2010-02-10 09:06:31 AM
Looks like someone got a little testy.
 
Pert
2010-02-10 09:07:02 AM
I have a variety of vaguely whimsical comments, namely:

1 - Y Le, 27, who lives at the home on Starfish Lane on Sugarloaf Key

"I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane"

2 - Y Le....WHY LE? WHY? WHY LE? LE - WHY?

3 - The man in question:

img.freebase.com
 
apacheco
2010-02-10 09:07:07 AM
thats just not cricket
 
HillshirefarmsGOMEAT
2010-02-10 09:13:50 AM
That's what happens when you serve warm beer at your party...
 
Brick-House
2010-02-10 09:21:34 AM
Neuticles...
motherjones.com

If they're good enough for mans best friend, then they're good enough for man... A set of XXLg Please!
 
Brick-House
2010-02-10 09:22:53 AM
now, back to the party!!!
 
mortimer_ford
2010-02-10 09:23:06 AM
This dude don't fark around. First a beer bottle to the face and then the old Tchaikovsky.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 09:24:00 AM
Maybe it was just Lance Armstrong got into a fight...


It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting.

Thanks for including this little tidbit author person...
 
nygenxer
2010-02-10 09:25:45 AM
Some dude tripping on LSD decided to circumcise himself in my sister's bathroom. Worst SB party ever.
 
dstanley [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 09:28:47 AM
Is he playing second base?
 
laststarfighter
2010-02-10 09:29:31 AM
Well, he did say he would give his left nut to see the Saints win.
 
cksewell [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 09:32:16 AM
Oh the hunanity.
 
Slaves2Darkness
2010-02-10 09:33:18 AM
Look man don't fark with a guy when has a royal flush.
 
numbone
2010-02-10 09:33:44 AM
You people act like you have never heard of Chinese Naked Poker.

A pair or better to open.
 
Deskmoogle
2010-02-10 09:34:54 AM
laststarfighter: Well, he did say he would give his left nut to see the Saints win.

Made me chuckle. Well played, good sir.
 
LeroyB
2010-02-10 09:36:48 AM
Dang! They take their card playing seriously down in Key West.
 
Voiceofreason01
2010-02-10 09:38:59 AM
pipco: how does one puncture a testicle with fingers? am I missing sumthin?

In the most painful way you can possibly imagine.
/ouch
 
beerrun
2010-02-10 09:39:19 AM
It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting.

Great last line to this story!
 
JoeCamelToe
2010-02-10 09:42:49 AM
beerrun: It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting.

Great last line to this story!

I think it is elementary, my dear Watson.

Captain Get Out My Party Pooper = Colts fan.

Mr. Get Outta My Card Game = Saints fan.
 
Rock_Strongo
2010-02-10 09:45:44 AM
"It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting."

A man's testicle was crushed, you think this is a JOKE?!

/what a great final line!
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 09:49:14 AM
Gamete over man! Gamete over!
 
Dufus [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 09:49:37 AM
"It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting pulling for."

Much better.
 
mantrum
2010-02-10 09:49:53 AM
i207.photobucket.com

OW MY BALLS!
 
CaulkSpunk
2010-02-10 09:51:18 AM
Putting that kind of BIG hurt on the twig and berries is pure evil.

/testicles
 
RU_Rules
2010-02-10 10:08:14 AM
The-Brain: I found it impossible to read that without cringing the whole time.

Came here to say that. I was shifting my butt around in the chair while reading. Ouch.

cksewell: Oh the hunanity.

Nice.
 
codeprimate
2010-02-10 10:09:08 AM
 
FarkYourself
2010-02-10 10:15:33 AM
That's nuts.
 
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