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(Some Guy) Florida It's not a Super Bowl party until someone loses a testicle   (keysnet.com) divider line 73
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2010-02-10 08:45:26 AM
www.officialmarkdavidson.com
 
2010-02-10 08:46:12 AM
Y Me?
 
2010-02-10 08:46:25 AM
OUCH
 
2010-02-10 08:46:43 AM
What do you expect in New Or... oh, wait.

What's the over/under on how many comments in before this happens for real?
 
2010-02-10 08:46:49 AM
Ah Key West. It's another world.
 
2010-02-10 08:47:59 AM
That took balls.
 
2010-02-10 08:48:28 AM
At one point, Le attacked Pham with a beer bottle, cutting his face. Pham then punched Le, dislocating his jaw.

As the fight continued, Pham reportedly put Le in a chokehold; Le, in turn, grabbed Pham's testicles, "puncturing them with his fingers," Herrin said.


Sir, did you pack your own bags and have they been with you the whole time since you packed them?
Yes.
Do you have any weapons or anything that can be used as a weapon?
Just my fingers.
 
2010-02-10 08:51:02 AM
I bet he feels deflated after the loss.
 
2010-02-10 08:51:56 AM
What, did the testicle puncturer have Wolverine-like talons?
 
2010-02-10 08:52:13 AM
cache.gawker.com

What the testes might look like now

/got pork chops?
 
2010-02-10 08:53:35 AM
Monkey steals the peach.
 
2010-02-10 08:55:20 AM
And all i was worried about was my cat.jesus christ 52 stitches is quite impressive tho
 
2010-02-10 08:56:53 AM
Women like scars, but this might be a questionable one.
 
2010-02-10 08:57:21 AM
I found it impossible to read that without cringing the whole time.
 
2010-02-10 08:58:56 AM
Reading that made me all hurty in my special place.
 
2010-02-10 08:59:01 AM
All this blah blah ouch blah blah ow about the testicles, yet not a word about his scrotum. Won't somebody please think of the scrotum?
 
2010-02-10 08:59:52 AM
he received a total of 52 stitches for his injuries.


Dude has some big balls O_O
 
2010-02-10 09:01:06 AM
how does one puncture a testicle with fingers? am I missing sumthin?
 
2010-02-10 09:01:34 AM
As the fight continued, Pham reportedly put Le in a chokehold; Le, in turn, grabbed Pham's testicles, "puncturing them with his fingers," Herrin said.

Were ninjas invited to said party?

primates.ximian.com
 
2010-02-10 09:01:37 AM
He totally used some Vietnamese finger strike move on the scrot.
The last line of the article + bruhaha + melee.
 
2010-02-10 09:03:32 AM
Reminds me of those old Kung Fu movies where the evil dude with the silver hair always had his balls as his weak spot, and when his balls got crushed they would show two eggs being smashed.
 
2010-02-10 09:05:03 AM
WTF?
 
2010-02-10 09:05:13 AM
As the fight continued, Pham reportedly put Le in a chokehold; Le, in turn, grabbed Pham's testicles, "puncturing them with his fingers," Herrin said.

/AHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2010-02-10 09:06:31 AM
Looks like someone got a little testy.
 
2010-02-10 09:07:02 AM
I have a variety of vaguely whimsical comments, namely:

1 - Y Le, 27, who lives at the home on Starfish Lane on Sugarloaf Key

"I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane"

2 - Y Le....WHY LE? WHY? WHY LE? LE - WHY?

3 - The man in question:

img.freebase.com
 
2010-02-10 09:07:07 AM
thats just not cricket
 
2010-02-10 09:13:50 AM
That's what happens when you serve warm beer at your party...
 
2010-02-10 09:21:34 AM
Neuticles...
motherjones.com

If they're good enough for mans best friend, then they're good enough for man... A set of XXLg Please!
 
2010-02-10 09:22:53 AM
now, back to the party!!!
 
2010-02-10 09:23:06 AM
This dude don't fark around. First a beer bottle to the face and then the old Tchaikovsky.
 
2010-02-10 09:24:00 AM
Maybe it was just Lance Armstrong got into a fight...


It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting.

Thanks for including this little tidbit author person...
 
2010-02-10 09:25:45 AM
Some dude tripping on LSD decided to circumcise himself in my sister's bathroom. Worst SB party ever.
 
2010-02-10 09:28:47 AM
Is he playing second base?
 
2010-02-10 09:29:31 AM
Well, he did say he would give his left nut to see the Saints win.
 
2010-02-10 09:32:16 AM
Oh the hunanity.
 
2010-02-10 09:33:18 AM
Look man don't fark with a guy when has a royal flush.
 
2010-02-10 09:33:44 AM
You people act like you have never heard of Chinese Naked Poker.

A pair or better to open.
 
2010-02-10 09:34:54 AM
laststarfighter: Well, he did say he would give his left nut to see the Saints win.

Made me chuckle. Well played, good sir.
 
2010-02-10 09:36:48 AM
Dang! They take their card playing seriously down in Key West.
 
2010-02-10 09:38:59 AM
pipco: how does one puncture a testicle with fingers? am I missing sumthin?

In the most painful way you can possibly imagine.
/ouch
 
2010-02-10 09:39:19 AM
It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting.

Great last line to this story!
 
2010-02-10 09:42:49 AM
beerrun: It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting.

Great last line to this story!


I think it is elementary, my dear Watson.

Captain Get Out My Party Pooper = Colts fan.

Mr. Get Outta My Card Game = Saints fan.
 
2010-02-10 09:45:44 AM
"It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting."

A man's testicle was crushed, you think this is a JOKE?!

/what a great final line!
 
2010-02-10 09:49:14 AM
Gamete over man! Gamete over!
 
2010-02-10 09:49:37 AM
"It wasn't known for which Super Bowl team the two suspects were rooting pulling for."

Much better.
 
2010-02-10 09:49:53 AM
i207.photobucket.com

OW MY BALLS!
 
2010-02-10 09:51:18 AM
Putting that kind of BIG hurt on the twig and berries is pure evil.

/testicles
 
2010-02-10 10:08:14 AM
The-Brain: I found it impossible to read that without cringing the whole time.

Came here to say that. I was shifting my butt around in the chair while reading. Ouch.

cksewell: Oh the hunanity.

Nice.
 
2010-02-10 10:09:08 AM
 
2010-02-10 10:15:33 AM
That's nuts.
 
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