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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 08:31:02 AM
She was probably aiming for a farmer's market.
 
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 09:13:04 AM
The old is spreading, rascal for your lives!
 
UNC_Samurai
2010-02-10 09:23:13 AM
Sounds like she didn't understand....(sunglasses)....the gravity of her situation.

/YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
 
show me
2010-02-10 09:57:42 AM
This is a wonderful headline, even though it kind of fell right in subby's lap.

/+1
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 10:03:15 AM
Chan Kwai-mui, what an odd way to die.
Chan Kwai-mui, should have been watching the sky.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 10:26:43 AM
Media reports say the women were "found in a heap" by a security guard.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
 
TheSignPost [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 11:17:49 AM
It's common for people to fall of their balconies there.....?

But.... why hasn't anyone done anything about this?

You know - issue everyone with a piece of rope and a couple of nails, or something? Maybe, perish the thought, a better railing?


/ sensing business opportunity
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 11:18:50 AM
"In 2007, Chan was left a widow when a crane collapsed at a construction site, killing her husband and another worker."

Somebody was trying to tell them something years ago. Guess she finally got the last message. It said...'Look out below'!
 
Braindeath
2010-02-10 11:20:46 AM
TheSignPost: It's common for people to fall of their balconies there.....?

I believe they meant it's common to see people hanging their laundry outside. But go forth and sell railings!
 
moosesashi
2010-02-10 11:24:57 AM
GERONIMO!

/wut?
 
MDGeist
2010-02-10 11:25:19 AM
That must of been on heck of a mess to figure out.
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 11:26:25 AM
Braindeath: TheSignPost: It's common for people to fall of their balconies there.....?

I believe they meant it's common to see people hanging their laundry outside. But go forth and sell railings!

It's called bad journalism and sentence structure.

TheSignPost:

You know - issue everyone with a piece of rope and a couple of nails, or something? Maybe, perish the thought, a better railing?


maybe a parachute?
 
Not Guilty Your Honesty
2010-02-10 11:27:52 AM
Please bow ur heads 4 Chan.
 
poot42
2010-02-10 11:28:50 AM
*SPLORT* ???

/got nothin'
//'cept slashies, of course
 
medlar
2010-02-10 11:37:21 AM
diaryofahalfandhalf.files.wordpress.com

Mom?
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2010-02-10 11:39:36 AM
What the hell is a 74 year old doing on the 27th floor
/power outage or fire would be a bytch
 
Pugdaddyk
2010-02-10 11:46:50 AM
www.winthaicuisine.com

What a heap of chinese may look like.
 
Plant Rights Activist
2010-02-10 11:54:12 AM
www.iwatchstuff.com
 
Daobaz
2010-02-10 12:02:58 PM
Jesus.

Sounds like they found the script for the next Final Destination movie.
 
Killer Refresh Rate
2010-02-10 12:04:40 PM
Was I the only one who chuckled at the last sentence in that article?
 
ronaprhys
2010-02-10 12:32:51 PM
Killer Refresh Rate: Was I the only one who chuckled at the last sentence in that article?

No. I laughed at the headline and throughout the article. The found in a heap comment was just the icing on a delicious cake chock full of humor.

/aisle seat?
 
syndic8
2010-02-10 12:41:50 PM
UNC_Samurai: Sounds like she didn't understand....(sunglasses)....the gravity of her situation.

/YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

+1
 
CrazedHatter [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 12:47:09 PM
It was a million to one shot, doc...
 
palelizard
2010-02-10 01:02:42 PM
UNC_Samurai: Sounds like she didn't understand....(sunglasses)....the gravity of her situation.

/YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Fall on me once, shame on you. Fall on me twice... WE WON'T BE FALLED AGAIN!

or...

I'm going to ... (sunglasses)... get to the bottom of this.
 
The Zen Philosopher Basho
2010-02-10 01:10:12 PM
POODLE BLOCK! POODLE BLOCK!
 
Hoblit
2010-02-10 01:15:27 PM
"Sounds like she didn't understand....(sunglasses)....the gravity of her situation.

/YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" -UNC_Samurai

I don't care what anyone says...you win the thread.

I literally laughed out loud.

-Hoblit
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 01:16:06 PM
Sounds more like a lateral thinking puzzle.
 
palelizard
2010-02-10 01:17:17 PM
palelizard: UNC_Samurai: Sounds like she didn't understand....(sunglasses)....the gravity of her situation.

/YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Fall on me once, shame on you. Fall on me twice... WE WON'T BE FALLED AGAIN!

or...

I'm going to ... (sunglasses)... get to the bottom of this.

When I find out who's responsible... (sunglasses)... I'm going to come down on them like a ton of old chinese women.
 
Hoblit
2010-02-10 01:19:17 PM
palelizard: UNC_Samurai: Sounds like she didn't understand....(sunglasses)....the gravity of her situation.

/YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Fall on me once, shame on you. Fall on me twice... WE WON'T BE FALLED AGAIN!
--------

I can't be nit-picky...but if I HAD to be, I'd just change the word 'understand' to 'appreciate'...only if I had to be nit picky.

or...

I'm going to ... (sunglasses)... get to the bottom of this.
 
Your mom and me
2010-02-10 01:19:29 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Media reports say the women were "found in a heap" by a security guard.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

ha came here for that...
 
llDuffManll
2010-02-10 01:41:15 PM
Falling from a great height is a messy way to die. All that energy you gain on the way down -- if you hit a flat surface your body explodes like a ziplock bag filled with spaghetti.
 
daGlandWizard
2010-02-10 02:18:40 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Media reports say the women were "found in a heap" by a security guard.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

I'll be sitting right next to ya.
 
mantrum
2010-02-10 02:29:47 PM
i160.photobucket.com

/hee hee
 
poot42
2010-02-10 02:34:02 PM
llDuffManll: Falling from a great height is a messy way to die. All that energy you gain on the way down -- if you hit a flat surface your body explodes like a ziplock bag filled with spaghetti.


...as I was saying ...


poot42: *SPLORT* ???

/got nothin'
//'cept slashies, of course
 
GreenSun
2010-02-10 03:09:31 PM
It's already hard to tell them apart from each other when they're still alive, how will they find out who is who in that mixed up human remains?

//Of course I know that stereotype isn't real, just had to contribute somehow...
 
Open Mike Night
2010-02-10 03:16:05 PM
TheSignPost: It's common for people to fall of their balconies there.....?

But.... why hasn't anyone done anything about this?

You know - issue everyone with a piece of rope and a couple of nails, or something? Maybe, perish the thought, a better railing?


/ sensing business opportunity

Balcony collapse is a serious problem. Dozens of people every year are hurt due to BC--some evn die. I think with enough awareness and education, we may be able to eliminate BC in our lifetime.

/DNRTFA
 
Dunvegan
2010-02-10 04:56:23 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: "In 2007, Chan was left a widow when a crane collapsed at a construction site, killing her husband and another worker."

Somebody was trying to tell them something years ago. Guess she finally got the last message. It said...'Look out below'!

Wins the thread.

/Gravity is Grave Business
//Does "Chan" translate to "Chicken Little" in English?
///"Sky does not fall. It's the shat the falls from the sky you gotta look out 4 Chan." -Confuciused

/"Confucius" translates to "Master Kong" in English.

wiimedia.ign.com
 
gimmeasammich
2010-02-10 05:37:08 PM
I submitted this with a worse headline.
 
OK So Amuse Me
2010-02-10 07:35:40 PM
"Was she a big fat person?"
 
balancing act
2010-02-10 08:14:03 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: "In 2007, Chan was left a widow when a crane collapsed at a construction site, killing her husband and another worker."

Somebody was trying to tell them something years ago. Guess she finally got the last message. It said...'Look out below'!

Shouldn't that be look out above ?

/possibly humor impaired
 
thinks_on_feet
2010-02-11 11:23:18 AM
"Media reports say the women were 'found in a heap' by a security guard."

Brutal.

A woman's husband dies from a crane tragedy, in and of itself not a very likely thing to have happen, and then she is killed herself, only 3 years later, when another woman falls 27 stories, and lands directly on top of her such that they are "found in a heap."

Not a very lucky woman -- or very lucky, indeed.
 
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