Hero? You should name him shiathead.

Poppyale: Hero? You should name him shiathead.

No need to be a Jerk about it.

"The occupants believe the fire may have started when the family cat knocked over a burning candle."

Dog saves family from a fire the cat family started.

Went looking for the "you are mine, all mine" cat, GIS "cat you are mine" and came across this (figuratively speaking)

NSFW (pops)

Sounds like these idiots didn't have a fire alarm if they're relying on a dog barking to wake them up. Given that they're in a duplex, not having a fire alarm puts the other residents in danger too.

Those damn cats and I'm sure he had a poster with an arrow pointed at the dog or his sleeping area.

They believe if not for him they would have died in the fire.

DIAF?

All cats are gypsies that steal your goods and try to kill you in your sleep.

Cowans, Muggles to you Harry Potter fans, shouldn't allowed to own candles. At least use jar candles, they're harder to knock over and less likely to start a fire even if they are.

So... humans too stupid to understand that fire is contagious, have working smoke detectors... and a dog too stupid to understand the concept of barbecue.

Of course, the cat should have extinguished the candle that the owner forgot about instead of callously knocking into that pile of oily rags.

Keep burning candles out of reach of the cats, don't leave burning candles unattended, falling asleep with a lit candle counts as leaving it unattended, etc. The cat didn't cause the fire, the retarded owner did.

Has anyone ever seen a cat light a candle and then leave it unattended like the jackass family did?

The cat was trying to speed up the Darwin train, that's all.

drunkenmidnight: All cats are gypsies that steal your goods and try to kill you in your sleep.

Agreed. And dogs are nothing short of awesome.

Who leaves a candle on overnight? A huge jar candle OK but really?

Hooray for Goldens!

Caturday people-0, Your dog wants steak people-1

Juniper Jupiter: Has anyone ever seen a cat light a candle and then leave it unattended like the jackass family did?

The cat was trying to speed up the Darwin train, that's all.

I'm glad to see everyone has this covered.

It started in the front portion of the home trailer, where Saundra Frazer had fallen asleep while smoking.

FTFU
U = all

At the new place, after insurance coughs up the dough.

It was definitely the butterfly. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/21753/the-simpsons-the-butterfly

I_Am_Weasel: Falling asleep with a lit candle.

Yes, it's the cat's fault.

No one understands lessons taught by cats.

Who's side are you on?

drunkenmidnight: All cats are gypsies that steal your goods and try to kill you in your sleep.

This. Plus they work for the devil.

darcibetha: Juniper Jupiter: Has anyone ever seen a cat light a candle and then leave it unattended like the jackass family did?

The cat was trying to speed up the Darwin train, that's all.

I'm glad to see everyone has this covered.

Nobody but me(I?) mentioned the Darwin train. So not everyone had that covered.

/all aboard

Atharaenea: Keep burning candles out of reach of the cats, don't leave burning candles unattended, falling asleep with a lit candle counts as leaving it unattended, etc. The cat didn't cause the fire, the retarded owner did.


Grrrr ...

Dogs curl up by your bed and sleep all night....
Cats sleep all day, and spend all night...plotting your demise!

Okieboy: Dogs curl up by your bed and sleep all night....
Cats sleep all day, and spend all night...plotting your demise!

Actually my two cats curl up with me at night. They try to get me during the day.

BAD DOG! VERY BAD DOG!! (new window)

Better luck next time, kitty.

(and might I suggest raw-beef-covered peanut butter balls to keep the dog quiet.)

KudaMuda: Further proof that dogs are better than cats.


Well, the kitty was trying to teach the humans a lesson about fire safety (don't leave an unattended candler burning). Doggy screwed it up.

Ponzholio: Your dog wants a fire extinguisher justice.

The dog is actually smarter than the people he saved.

The dog and cat in question I believe:
Link (new window)

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Azbjorn: Cowans, Muggles to you Harry Potter fans, shouldn't allowed to own candles. At least use jar candles, they're harder to knock over and less likely to start a fire even if they are.

/How YOU doing Craft Brother!!

Dogs have masters, Cats have slaves.....

Have 2 of each,
13 year old cat
8 year old cat
4 year old dog
2 year old dog.............
13 year old cat rules the roost and puts up with crap from no one..........


Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity..

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

Bast@@@s.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.'I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...............

Well the dog probably knew where the closest hydrant was.