WHOA!

Nothing can ever take away from me how hot she was on "Clarissa Explains it All".

/and yes, I was 13 at the time, I get a pass

FishyFred: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Nothing can ever take away from me how hot she was on "Clarissa Explains it All".

/and yes, I was 13 at the time, I get a pass

This show is boring. I want to watch Salute Your Shorts.

....Iiii wasn't watching it for the plot...

WTF GREEN HAX?

I used to have a super crush on Joey Lawrence as a starry eyed young girl

Epiphany: WTF GREEN HAX?

WRONG. SERIES. (new window)

Yeah Clarissa, explain it all.

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Nothing can ever take away from me how hot she was on "Clarissa Explains it All".

/and yes, I was 13 at the time, I get a pass

Amen to this right here. Clarissa was smokin.

Did anyone say whoa yet?

Who?

Joey is farking hot. We need pics!

Also; having read the article:

I feel old at 26 when no kid today would understand the words: Arcade, Cable-is-a-luxury, SCUMM, RPGs-that-use-dice, Super Soaker, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, "Warning: Incoming game", Surge (R.I.P. - I miss you. Also; Vault sucks. Donkey balls), Those-Pentium-II-guys and Jesse Camp.

WHO'S UP FOR A LAN-PARTY OF HEXEN, COMMAND AND CONQUER AND MASTER OF ORION?!

/Soooo old...

Jedekai: Also; having read the article:

I feel old at 26 when no kid today would understand the words: Arcade, Cable-is-a-luxury, SCUMM, RPGs-that-use-dice, Super Soaker, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, "Warning: Incoming game", Surge (R.I.P. - I miss you. Also; Vault sucks. Donkey balls), Those-Pentium-II-guys and Jesse Camp.

WHO'S UP FOR A LAN-PARTY OF HEXEN, COMMAND AND CONQUER AND MASTER OF ORION?!

/Soooo old...

You're just a youngin.

/Lan-parties on DOOM were where it was at.
//Or MUDs.
///Surge is the same thing as Vault, isn't it?

Needs more Alex Mack.

Bexta: I used to have a super crush on Joey Lawrence as a starry eyed young girl

When did he play a starry-eyed young girl?

This entire thread really needs to have a seat over there...

Jedekai: Also; having read the article:

I feel old at 26 when no kid today would understand the words: Arcade, Cable-is-a-luxury, SCUMM, RPGs-that-use-dice, Super Soaker, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, "Warning: Incoming game", Surge (R.I.P. - I miss you. Also; Vault sucks. Donkey balls), Those-Pentium-II-guys and Jesse Camp.

WHO'S UP FOR A LAN-PARTY OF HEXEN, COMMAND AND CONQUER AND MASTER OF ORION?!

/Soooo old...

volt and surge are the same drink

flyingMermaid: Bexta: I used to have a super crush on Joey Lawrence as a starry eyed young girl

When did he play a starry-eyed young girl?

Early 90s, I think.

Jedekai: Also; having read the article:

I feel old at 26 when no kid today would understand the words: Arcade, Cable-is-a-luxury, SCUMM, RPGs-that-use-dice, Super Soaker, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, "Warning: Incoming game", Surge (R.I.P. - I miss you. Also; Vault sucks. Donkey balls), Those-Pentium-II-guys and Jesse Camp.

WHO'S UP FOR A LAN-PARTY OF HEXEN, COMMAND AND CONQUER AND MASTER OF ORION?!

/Soooo old...

My format, Guardian.

TommyBahama: Jedekai: Also; having read the article:

I feel old at 26 when no kid today would understand the words: Arcade, Cable-is-a-luxury, SCUMM, RPGs-that-use-dice, Super Soaker, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, "Warning: Incoming game", Surge (R.I.P. - I miss you. Also; Vault sucks. Donkey balls), Those-Pentium-II-guys and Jesse Camp.

WHO'S UP FOR A LAN-PARTY OF HEXEN, COMMAND AND CONQUER AND MASTER OF ORION?!

/Soooo old...

volt and surge are the same drink

really? i think i've never had a vault...used to drink surge all the time back in the late 90s...i must try vault

anyone remember OK COLA?

also, i was pretty much in love with clarissa/mjh back when that show was on

I'm glad this show is happening..it'll show you "Generation Y" people you too shall age poorly.

MJH = mom-style fatness & droop
Joey = male pattern baldness for former tigerbeat alumni

OnmyojiOmn: Needs more Alex Mack.



it's all about Annie!

/doubles
//link is hot

bungle_jr: TommyBahama: Jedekai: Also; having read the article:

I feel old at 26 when no kid today would understand the words: Arcade, Cable-is-a-luxury, SCUMM, RPGs-that-use-dice, Super Soaker, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, "Warning: Incoming game", Surge (R.I.P. - I miss you. Also; Vault sucks. Donkey balls), Those-Pentium-II-guys and Jesse Camp.

WHO'S UP FOR A LAN-PARTY OF HEXEN, COMMAND AND CONQUER AND MASTER OF ORION?!

/Soooo old...

volt and surge are the same drink

really? i think i've never had a vault...used to drink surge all the time back in the late 90s...i must try vault

anyone remember OK COLA?

also, i was pretty much in love with clarissa/mjh back when that show was on

I've had Vault a few times and it doesn't nearly have the Slurm-like addictive quality that Surge had.

OnmyojiOmn: Needs more Alex Mack.

Shre grew up all right.



Yet another Nick star I felt bad about fantasizing over in my youth, only to find out now that she's older than I am.

Melissa Joan hart is not hot.

/that is all
//wonky eye

Leishu: You're just a youngin.

I was thinking the same thing.

Hey make sure your modem is on later tonight so we can trade Duke maps again.

Wayyy cooool...naa naa na-na-naaaa

DjangoStonereaver: I'd watch it.



I'd FAP to it...

\or more if she'd just cancel the TRO

Other Lawrence was cuter.

Jedekai: Also; having read the article:

I feel old at 26 when no kid today would understand the words: Arcade, Cable-is-a-luxury, SCUMM, RPGs-that-use-dice, Super Soaker, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, "Warning: Incoming game", Surge (R.I.P. - I miss you. Also; Vault sucks. Donkey balls), Those-Pentium-II-guys and Jesse Camp.

WHO'S UP FOR A LAN-PARTY OF HEXEN, COMMAND AND CONQUER AND MASTER OF ORION?!

/Soooo old...

Jesse Camp? Jesse CAMP? JESSE FARKING CAMP!? Are you kidding me!?

/Just hearing that name again makes me want to find him right now and break both his legs
//That guy was more useless than Fat Anna Nicole Smith.

Alright! She's a politician (was she born for this role, or what?) who has to hire him as a 'manny' to care for her niece and nephew after her sister ends up in jail! Sounds both plausible and awesome. I won't miss a show.

Jedekai: WHO'S UP FOR A LAN-PARTY OF HEXEN, COMMAND AND CONQUER AND MASTER OF ORION?!

Ditch the 4X and replace C&C with StarCraft or Total Annihilation and I'm there. Descent, anyone?

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Alright! She's a politician (was she born for this role, or what?) who has to hire him as a 'manny' to care for her niece and nephew after her sister ends up in jail! Sounds both plausible and awesome. I won't miss a show.

It's like Thunder in Paradise minus the Thunder.

Knight Errant: Yeah Clarissa, explain it all.

That was literally the first thing I thought when I read this headline.

/not obscure

What is with the picture of David Beckham in the article? I thought the story was about Joey "Whoaaaah!" Lawrence?

Orgasmatron138: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Alright! She's a politician (was she born for this role, or what?) who has to hire him as a 'manny' to care for her niece and nephew after her sister ends up in jail! Sounds both plausible and awesome. I won't miss a show.

It's like Thunder in Paradise minus the Thunder.

HULK ON A BOAT!

/that's how I imagine the show being pitched

OnmyojiOmn 2010-02-10 04:22:57 AM Needs more Alex Mack.
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Holy crap. What a fabulous pic!!

/It's just too bad she's like 14 or 15 in that picture. Oh well. She's like 28 now! So... it's all good, right?

Let me jump on the Alex Mack bandwagon... of course I'd like to be first if I can...

Naaaah Naaaah Naah Naah...
Na Na Na Na Naah Naah...

Tommy Moo: Naaaah Naaaah Naah Naah...
Na Na Na Na Naah Naah...

Ahhh, the early 90s. I miss the days when I was in highschool and those high cut midriff shirts were in.

Clarissa was my role model. I remember (and so does my mom) when after watching an episode I decided it would be a good idea to go to the bathroom with a pair of my moms hair scissors and chop off chunks of my hair so I could have bangs like hers. I'll never forget the pitch of her scream when she caught me.

FirstNationalBastard: Vault is not Surge.

Surge was sweeter.

Mello Yello beats 'em both, though.

Oh, and didn't Melissa Joan Hart chub out for a while?

according to wiki vault has many of the same ingredients as surge, plus more caffeine

in this regard, pepsi and coca cola have many of the same ingredients. pepsi != coca cola, though.