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Ant-Man?

Are they gonna get Garrett Morris to play him?

No matter which way you do it, it's going to come off as "Honey, I Shrunk The Superhero"

Though, with Edgar Wright, it might actually be pretty good.

Well, we already had one involving a hero who was a rapist and murderer, so why not?

Hell yes we do.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Mentat: Well, we already had one involving a hero who was a rapist and murderer, so why not?

Glenn Beck was in a movie?

Ant Man? They're really digging under the barrel at this point.

Henry Pym had a long interesting career before he ever laid a hand on Janet.

shinjitsuism: Can we get a movie about Birdman?

or AtlAntaMan?

There's been three Ant-Men...


Hank Pym and he's been known for:
*Getting married to Janet
*Slapping Janet
*Creating Ultron
*Creating Pym particles
*Getting replaced by a Skrull, who ironically got replaced by Hulkling during Civil War
*Creating a new team of Avengers
*Being named as Scientist Supreme by Eternity
*Dating Jocasta, an android with Janet's brainwave patterns


Scott Lang
*Father is Cassie 'Stature' of the Young Avengers' Lang
*Was a member of the Fantastic Four while Reed was presumed dead
*Dated Jessica Jones
*Died when the reanimated corpse of Jack of Harts, caused by the Scarlet Witch going nuts, exploded

Eric O'Grady
*Guy with few morals
*Joined the Initiative

teke184: texdent:
Eric O'Grady
*Guy with few morals
*Joined the Initiative

For O'Grady, you're missing "Used his stolen suit to spy on women in the shower", "Spent his spare time playing Wii with international jewel thief Black Fox", and "Regularly ditches battles in favor of watching Ed on his iPod."

He'd be perfect for a Wright-directed movie.

Just kind of glanced at Wikipedia for him. Though I do remember during Secret Invasion, he opted not to fight and instead watched 'Chuck' on his iPod with Taskmaster, who then quoted 'You're good people' or something to that effect

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This: It's gonna be hard to come up with a good way to put it all together. Doing Pym without mentioning the wife-beating thing kinda forgets the most famous feature of the character... but skipping Pym and going straight to O'Grady is also messy. But putting them together, having both included in the story, makes it too crowded a story since both of them are assholes.

I think they have the benefit that pretty much no one outside the comic book reading public has even heard of Ant-Man. The only people who would notice if they left the spousal abuse out are the comic book nerds, who will have no trouble criticizing things one way or another.