Step 1) Have no insurance and get injured
Step 2) Claim you're teacher assaulted you
Step 3) Get your bills paid because teachers are always at fault.


Cruz Pontes, now 16, filed a lawsuit Jan. 28 against the Huntington Beach Union High School District and teacher George Steven Higi alleging assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligence. Higi is a language arts teacher at Valley Vista High School, a continuation school.

well there's your problem right there

It's comforting to hear a story about a teacher hitting a student in the traditional sense of the word. And on Fark, too.

That's one fragile kid.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Step 2) Claim you'reyour teacher assaulted you


sigh

i was hoping for some odd sex maneuver that caused the kids bodily damage..

//leaving disappointed.

gambitsgirl: *smacks him in the face with a clipboard*

Aw man! Now I have AIDS. I'm gonna sue you!

Clipboard pictured does not represent board used in incident.

That clipboard pic is begging for a Photoshop.

/Oh, and the kid is a pu55y.

badLogic: The teacher must have rolled a natural 20.

"I swing my light-as-a-feather clipboard at him."

"Okay, roll."

*rolls twenty*

"OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH BLOOD IN MY LIFE"

gambitsgirl: my daughter's teacher gave her a mean look today causing her to jump back, dislodging her spinal column, twisting her shakras, and misaligning her kharma and now I'm sure she's going to wet her bed for the rest of her life.

The Chi totally blew out her back and spattered all over the wall. She was metaphysically gibbed.

USA needs to take all your lawyers ect and put them in a fire and burn them off. They are like filthy rats and parasites. I wonder what other kind of people they remind me of? What a coincidence...lol

So... Did he give him another shot already?

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You'd have to turn the clipboard sideways and chop at the student's neck with it. Then, I would believe the article was true.

Did his shoes fall off?

Trash can only breed trash.

That kid deserved to get beat up. What a pussy.

Was it this kind of clipboard?



/hot like a clippy

For farks sake already. I'm as unreligous as you can get but god dammit if i don't consider sending my kids to Catholic school just because they know how to keep these monsters in line.

I wonder how much worse I would have turned out if I was stuck in public school my entire life and didn't get to experience both worlds. Then again at least my parents knew how to actually, you know, PARENT.

Clipboard. A clipboard?shiat. That's for pansies. In my day the metal shop teachers whacked us with two-foot steel rules and the auto shop teachers whacked with boat engines. Our country is turning into a Hallmark Shop.

badLogic: The teacher must have rolled a natural 20.

ScottHimself:"I swing my light-as-a-feather clipboard at him."

"Okay, roll."

*rolls twenty*

"OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH BLOOD IN MY LIFE"

Teacher has a chance of rolling a Critical, because the Student was Surprised. The Teacher rolled it. Doesn't matter that it was an Improvised Weapon, the -2 Clipboard. What can I say? Once you roll the dice, IT'S DONE!

In 6th grade a teacher broke a yardstick across my shoulder. Rather than getting any medical attention, I got smacked by my Dad when I got home.

gambitsgirl: Britney Spear's Speculum: Britney Spear's Speculum: Step 2) Claim you'reyour teacher assaulted you


sigh

*smacks him in the face with a clipboard*

The grammar nazis are forming a line....

Same kid the day before, and by some miracle he didn't even need a band-aid.

thelordofcheese: Wow, so everyone knows to go after him during Shmear the Queer.

Do they still play that? Back in the early '90s when I was young and clueless, I told my parents that that was one of our games and my dad was ready to hit me with a clipboard for using such language.

The Southern Dandy: In 6th grade a teacher broke a yardstick across my shoulder. Rather than getting any medical attention, I got smacked by my Dad when I got home.

I'd have felt like such a vajayjay if they were giving me medical attention in school over a damned yardstick.

When I was in 8th grade a kid across the room hummed a pack of index cards across the room. They popped the shiat out of my eye. Looked like I went a couple rounds with a guy that hit me in the eye alot. I didn't know why he did it, but I covered it up when the teacher asked what happened. He was my friend for a while, but I dated his ex and he got butthurt about it.

/orb, yrots looc

Ya the kid is a pussy, but the teacher is a moron for even touching him. If you are a teacher at a school, don't touch the farking students and you wont open yourself up to liability to them.

006andahalf: thelordofcheese: Wow, so everyone knows to go after him during Shmear the Queer.

Do they still play that? Back in the early '90s when I was young and clueless, I told my parents that that was one of our games and my dad was ready to hit me with a clipboard for using such language.


When I was a kid we had to call it "Shmear the person with the ball." Because it was ok to tackle the shiat outta someone but you better not say "queer"