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(CNN) Obvious Today's Celebrity Mad Libs contestant is Anne Hathaway: "I think I've got really weird features," she told InStyle. "I have very large _______ on a very small _____."   (cnn.com) divider line 90
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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:50:38 PM
"I think I've got really weird features," she told InStyle. "I have very large antennae on a very small nipples."
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:51:13 PM
Damned case agreement!!!
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:54:04 PM
And I'm
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wait for it
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DONE
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:58:44 PM
She does have a weird face, but still very attractive.

And the tits don't hurt, either.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:04:15 PM
penis....vagina
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:05:43 PM
Why is voting not enabled?
 
Tresser
2010-02-09 03:14:41 PM
add the GQ cover story (new window), and i'll be in my bunk
 
Vogon Poet [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:18:32 PM
ArkAngel: Why is voting not enabled?

I realized that about two seconds after submitting it. Sorry, guys. Please accept this as a token of my sorrow:

tengossip.com
 
impaler [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:23:08 PM
I'm guessing "eyes, face"

*reads articles*

Ok, mouth too.
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:39:34 PM
I'd love to cram my _______ into her _________ repeatedly.
 
CitizenTed [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:42:29 PM
...hovercraft...eel.
 
Eddie_Dean_NY [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:45:04 PM
...swoopdive...wheee...

Don't care, she's hot with an awesome rack.
 
swingerhead [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:48:24 PM
"I have very large eyes on a very small potato(e)."
 
lasercannon
2010-02-09 03:59:19 PM
'I'm here, I want to play the White Queen.' I'm just letting you know I will do anything to be in this movie."

Giggity
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:59:44 PM
What is "skreeee!" and "bronk!"
 
Solid State Vittles
2010-02-09 04:01:37 PM
balls, chin

/much appreciated Anne...
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:02:50 PM
"I have very large HOUSE on a very small LOT."
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:04:30 PM
it's the opposite for poor Rumer Willis.

She has her mom's small features on her dad's giant melon head.

celebritykids.today.com
 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
2010-02-09 04:05:57 PM
I think that's Bruce Campbell's love child w/Demi
 
Uzzah
2010-02-09 04:07:23 PM
www.morethings.com

"I have very large gra/b> on a very small vit."

"Oh, sorry. Not a match. And somebody call an ambulance for Buck..."
 
Uzzah
2010-02-09 04:08:02 PM
and a tag doctor for me...
 
GoteamVenture
2010-02-09 04:14:49 PM
Snake.....plane
 
Obscure Login
2010-02-09 04:14:50 PM
I've always said that it looks like someone is holding a magnifying glass up to her face.

Not that it matters because it looks like someone is holding a magnifying glass up to her chest, so it balances out.
 
AnubisMan
2010-02-09 04:15:02 PM
unyon: I'd love to cram my Testicles into her Running Garbage Disposal repeatedly.


Yeah?
 
Psumek
2010-02-09 04:15:39 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: it's the opposite for poor Rumer Willis.

She has her mom's small features on her dad's giant melon head.

www.media.desicolours.com
 
madgordy
2010-02-09 04:15:48 PM
Luxury Yatch .... Semprini.
 
Brick-House
2010-02-09 04:16:27 PM
static.reelmovienews.com

Hand / Mouse
 
loonatic112358 [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:18:45 PM
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I think that's Jay Leno's Bruce Campbell's love child w/Demi

the chin is extra strong with that one
 
Bendal
2010-02-09 04:19:06 PM
lasercannon: 'I'm here, I want to play the White Queen.' I'm just letting you know I will do anything to be in this movie."

Giggity

She's going to play Emma Frost in a new X-men movie? Cool!
 
Brick-House
2010-02-09 04:20:34 PM
FTFA:

The actress didn't reveal much about her love life, however, other than she's quite content.

"I'm enjoying myself very, very, very much," she said. "Happiness is a nice feeling."

\I am very much willing to pay to watch her enjoy herself...
 
loonatic112358 [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:22:10 PM
Bendal: She's going to play Emma Frost in a new X-men movie? Cool!

ooh, now that i'd like as well
 
Dead-Guy
2010-02-09 04:22:12 PM
If she hadn't said anything, I wouldn't have noticed that.. folks gotta' learn not to point out their "obvious visible" flaws like that. Now I'm kinda' creeped out.

My ex-gf used to do that.. "one of my eyes are WAY higher than the other".. yeah.. now that you mention it.. that's WAY more weird than I'm prepared to deal with.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:23:27 PM
Brick-House: FTFA:

The actress didn't reveal much about her love life, however, other than she's quite content.

\I am very much willing to pay to watch her enjoy herself...

However, photos of her on a yacht revealed quite a bit about her love life...
 
bigmf
2010-02-09 04:24:43 PM
I have very large bigmf load on a very the small of my back."

(Hope springs eternal)
 
Eddie_Dean_NY [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:25:28 PM
...funyuns...breadbasket..
 
IExpectAKill
2010-02-09 04:29:35 PM
I'd watch Possession with her.
 
Ant
2010-02-09 04:33:23 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: it's the opposite for poor Rumer Willis.

She has her mom's small features on her dad's giant melon head.

WTF?!? Poor kid
celebritykids.today.comckmac.com
 
Cottage Cheesecake
2010-02-09 04:36:55 PM
vacancy sign...anal opening
 
Insomnambulant
2010-02-09 04:37:21 PM
unyon: I'd love to cram my _______ into her _________ repeatedly.

toe / ear ?
 
AnotherBluesStringer [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:39:31 PM
www.babarshouse.com
 
loonatic112358 [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:42:05 PM
Cottage Cheesecake: vacancy sign...anal opening

see, that's not right

there's too more vacancies that should be filled first
 
shoegaze99
2010-02-09 04:56:11 PM
Vogon Poet: I realized that about two seconds after submitting it. Sorry, guys. Please accept this as a token of my sorrow:

Oh my. That's one helluva spread.
 
BabyDumplings [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 05:00:19 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey

it's the opposite for poor Rumer Willis

Oh, how unfortunate.
 
This
2010-02-09 05:00:44 PM
"I think I've got really weird features," she told InStyle. "I have very large features on a very small head. But, you know, I'm not going to beat myself up. ... I look like myself, and I think at the end of the day, as nice as pretty is, authenticity is more important."

That's really easy to say when you're heartbreakingly gorgeous.
 
BabyDumplings [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 05:03:58 PM
Her mouth is HUGE. It could swallow your soul.
 
Gangway Fathead
2010-02-09 05:04:10 PM
Psumek:


tiny cat face.jpeg


I wish I could stop laughing at the tiny cat face.

Cat face
He's got a tiny cat face
 
The_Great_Hambino
2010-02-09 05:06:20 PM
BabyDumplings: Her mouth is HUGE. It could swallow your soul.

I'd pay extra for that.
 
whistleridge [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 05:10:48 PM
BabyDumplings: Her mouth is HUGE. It could swallow your soul.

I'm pretty sure that their soul is not what the Farkers in this thread are going to imagining getting swallowed by her huge mouth when they are fapping away tonight.

/but you knew that
 
BabyDumplings [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 05:19:35 PM
/but you knew that
Yes I surely did.
 
ketamoid
2010-02-09 05:19:49 PM
"I have very large tits on a very small ass"
 
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