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(Daily Mail) Scary It's an intracouples battle for who can look more skeletal, and Keira Knightley's boyfriend is winning (pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 53
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Lilmama [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 12:57:13 PM
I dunno...his cheeks are sucked in in that pic, like it was taken just before he was about to yawn; look at his eyes. Besides, they were on their way to dinner. Give 'em some credit. They're trying.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-02-09 12:58:02 PM
Someone needs to lay off the coke
 
Kyosuke
2010-02-09 12:58:59 PM
You could start a nice campfire with those two twigs.
 
Lyd
2010-02-09 01:08:37 PM
See kids, drugs are bad for you.
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 01:14:11 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Someone needs to lay off the coke

I think banging Keira 24/7 would cause even me to lose weight.

And I would, 24/7/365
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 01:34:01 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Someone needs to lay off the coke

I'm thinking smack.
 
benlonghair
2010-02-09 02:02:43 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.
 
haemaker [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:18:42 PM
Looking like a skeleton isn't normal, but it is on meth.
 
Rain-Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:06:13 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: And I would, 24/7/365

So very much this. I'd have to keep a fire extinguisher next to the bed...
 
Psumek
2010-02-09 04:13:19 PM
benlonghair: Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.

RIDE THE SNAKE!!!!!!
 
Rolo_Tomassi's_Arsepipe
2010-02-09 04:13:56 PM
FTFA:

"...performing nightly in the West End..."

Anyone else?
 
The Crepes of Wrath
2010-02-09 04:14:21 PM
benlonghair: My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

So...she's hot now? Is she seeing anyone?
 
Standard Deviant
2010-02-09 04:15:14 PM
benlonghair: Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.

Good for her. It is great to hear stories of people who lost the weight without surgery.
 
Doops
2010-02-09 04:15:22 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
Killer Cars
2010-02-09 04:15:41 PM
I never thought sex between two people could sound like bucks fighting in the backyard.

/would make sweet, sweet love to Keira, and with much gusto.
 
Standard Deviant
2010-02-09 04:16:40 PM
Lilmama: I dunno...his cheeks are sucked in in that pic, like it was taken just before he was about to yawn; look at his eyes. Besides, they were on their way to dinner. Give 'em some credit. They're trying.

I thought the same at first, but look at the dude's legs. I bet he weighs 130 or 140.
 
StinkyFiddlewinks
2010-02-09 04:17:38 PM
benlonghair: Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.

At least she didn't go from 5'2" to 6'4 in four months

/hope she gets better
 
Lost Thought 00
2010-02-09 04:18:32 PM
Teh Ghey is contagious
 
Combustion
2010-02-09 04:21:09 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Someone needs to lay off the coke

You mean that guy in the article, not me right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!
 
hasty ambush
2010-02-09 04:24:17 PM
She could do so much better in her choice of companionship, like me.

"Keira Knightley is just an ironing board with a face, but she works!"
Jeremy Clarkson
 
Paula's Beautiful Bloodshot Eyes
2010-02-09 04:26:40 PM
This 'shabby chic' bullshiat has to stop.
 
radioman_
2010-02-09 04:31:17 PM
My half quarter sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Fixed the math.

So Knightly is in The Misantrhope. I saw one of those 80s actresses with three names in The Misanthrope or was it Tartuffe? Holy Molière, I'm having a senior moment.
 
Obscure Login
2010-02-09 04:32:50 PM
Looking at that picture makes me want to watch Trainspotting.
 
felixecho
2010-02-09 04:33:36 PM
benlonghair: Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.

Sold!

Kidding. I have responsibilities. No horse for me.
 
TomD9938
2010-02-09 04:35:16 PM
This mans weight and health are a matter of great concern to me.

I'm not just saying that.
 
Pucca
2010-02-09 04:35:55 PM
Keira actually doesn't look that bad but her boyfriend is definitely on smack.
 
God--
2010-02-09 04:38:09 PM
Meth... It's a helluva drug
 
Bhasayate
2010-02-09 04:40:49 PM
benlonghair: Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.

b4 and after pics or it didnt happen
 
SonOfNel
2010-02-09 04:40:53 PM
I'm not normally into thin chicks, but I would wreck her!

imstars.aufeminin.com

www.celebpulp.com

snarkerati.com

www.myhotcelebrity.com

pumpbeauty.com
 
LewDux
2010-02-09 04:45:53 PM
 
Maximusclay
2010-02-09 04:54:40 PM
He looks like he's just biting the inside of his cheeks. These magazines are just a**holes.
 
Shatner's Bassoon
2010-02-09 05:01:16 PM
I bet the photographer has more than one picture, but that's the only one where the dude is sucking in his cheeks and thus looks skeletal, giving the Daily Fail yet another "exclusive scoop".
 
realmolo
2010-02-09 05:05:02 PM
Maximusclay: He looks like he's just biting the inside of his cheeks. These magazines are just a**holes.

Look at his upper legs/thighs. They're thinner than Keira's. That's messed up.
 
Solid State Vittles
2010-02-09 05:09:59 PM
I for one am worried sick about whoever the fark that guy is.
 
what about bob
2010-02-09 05:10:53 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MXAQ1CDY5gTmeM:http://alteredbeats.ca/images/ notfilm/ride_the_snake_3.jpg
 
Slam Bradley
2010-02-09 05:19:42 PM
I found myself drawn more to the story on Marisa Miller getting her pants pulled down by Tom Arnold in a touch football game

Link (new window)(NSFW) (If your bosses suck)
 
WFern
2010-02-09 05:22:08 PM
benlonghair: Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.

I think heroin, in controlled amounts, is probably healthier than being 5'2" and weighing as much as two grown men.
 
WFern
2010-02-09 05:23:22 PM
Paula's Beautiful Bloodshot Eyes: shabby chic

If you're referring to their clothes, I like them.
 
vabeard
2010-02-09 05:29:46 PM
Solid State Vittles: I for one am worried sick about whoever the fark that guy is.

/snicker
 
Denial_of_Death
2010-02-09 05:30:43 PM
FTA: his more healthier-looking appearance

Them blokes what am at The Daily Mail writes right goodly.
 
CheetahOlivetti
2010-02-09 05:38:54 PM
WFern: benlonghair: Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.

I think heroin, in controlled amounts, is probably healthier than being 5'2" and weighing as much as two grown men.

I don't know. I would think all that flapping skin might be hazardous, especially in a strong breeze.
 
Lloyd Braun
2010-02-09 05:40:04 PM
I think he's just sucking on a mint.
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2010-02-09 05:52:45 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

I'm thinking Arby's, but whatever floats your boat, man. I'm not here to judge you.
 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 06:28:31 PM
CheetahOlivetti
WFern: benlonghair: Dancin_In_Anson: I'm thinking smack.

My first thought was heroin.

My half sister went from 5'2" 400lbs (no exaggeration) to 5'2" 110lbs in four months due to heroin.

Helluva drug.

I think heroin, in controlled amounts, is probably healthier than being 5'2" and weighing as much as two grown men.

I don't know. I would think all that flapping skin might be hazardous, especially in a strong breeze.

my sister calls it the "flying squirrel" look.
 
EchoMike
2010-02-09 06:30:03 PM
For the ladies and some of you dudes out there, here's a more recent picture of him completely naked (minus a top hat and boots.) (new window, NSFW)
 
darkvstar
2010-02-09 06:37:32 PM
EchoMike

end of thread
golf clap
 
vabeard
2010-02-09 06:40:50 PM
Lloyd Braun: I think he's just sucking on a mint.

A Meth flavored mint.
 
Wise_Guy
2010-02-09 06:58:55 PM
According to IMDB, he's starring in a movie that's in post-production called "The Kid."

Plot summary: Kevin Lewis never had a chance. Growing up on a poverty-stricken London council estate, beaten and starved by his parents, bullied at school and abandoned by social services, his life was never his own.

Link (new window)
 
TomD9938
2010-02-09 07:37:25 PM
Lloyd Braun: I think he's just sucking on a mint.

preneurmarketing.com

Hot like Hansel.
 
ChrisDe
2010-02-09 09:23:35 PM
I was talking to my doctor down at the hospital
He said, "Son, it says here you're twenty-seven,
But that's impossible
... you look like you could be forty-five
 
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