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(Contact Music) Silly Taylor Lautner says he is planning to have a "quiet birthday," though the shrieks of the creepy Twilight moms who are excited he's finally legal may hamper his plans   (contactmusic.com) divider line 40
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Zombie Eater
2010-02-09 01:59:03 PM
But will Twilight moms still schlick while watching The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl? You know they do it.
 
likes838 [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:12:43 PM
Remember: Any older male that lusts after a teenage girl is creepy. An older woman? A-Ok.
 
The_Time_Master
2010-02-09 02:14:43 PM
what's wrong with his eyes in the pic?
 
Psumek
2010-02-09 02:18:44 PM
Zombie Eater: But will Twilight moms still schlick while watching The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl? You know they do it.

Schlick, almost forgot about that. Damn what thread was that from. Remember it being the female form of fap but can't remember what the whole discussion was about. It was only a few months ago too.

/and he doesn't want Twilight Moms either
//Twilight Dads maybe but not moms
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:23:35 PM
Awesome body and all, but kind of goofy looking if you ask me.

At least he looks healthy. Unlike Pattinson, who looks like he just got sprung from Dachau.
 
Superevil
2010-02-09 02:25:12 PM
Every time I see a picture of this guy it looks like he just smelled a fart.
 
The Shroom
2010-02-09 02:26:57 PM
The_Time_Master: what's wrong with his eyes in the pic?

Spray Tan incident ?
 
DeaH
2010-02-09 02:31:33 PM
likes838: Remember: Any older male that lusts after a teenage girl is creepy. An older woman? A-Ok.

I want to see the countdown clock like the one they had for the Sleestak Twins:Creepy Countdowns! (new window)
 
Tresser
2010-02-09 02:31:56 PM
Zombie Eater: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl?

holy smokes....THAT'S where that kid is from.

he looks more native american now than before
 
jrkmo1
2010-02-09 02:58:17 PM
He looks like he has a mild case of the downs
 
mycathatesyou
2010-02-09 03:00:48 PM
And how many of you pigs were waiting for that Hermoine chick to become legal?


FTR I do not find him the least bit attractive. Pattinson....hell ya.
 
LeafyGreens
2010-02-09 03:05:30 PM
img.photobucket.com

/yes I know he looks Downs-y
//hot & Downs-y
///plus he's almost legal !
////blame Michael K. for that link
 
BorgiaGinz
2010-02-09 03:06:53 PM
Well, the creepy Twilight moms are wasting their time if they are waiting for Taylor Lautner to be legal. That boy is gayer than RuPaul's wigs.
 
nickxero
2010-02-09 03:24:45 PM
THIS is who everyone is fawning over?! He's so gross looking!
 
imgod2u [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:32:36 PM
Diogenes: Awesome body and all, but kind of goofy looking if you ask me.

So he's like the male counterpart to Taylor Swift; that's uncanny.
 
imgod2u [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:34:36 PM
mycathatesyou: And how many of you pigs were waiting for that Hermoine chick to become legal?

I didn't wait.
 
gshepnyc
2010-02-09 03:39:12 PM
likes838: Remember: Any older male that lusts after a teenage girl is creepy. An older woman? A-Ok.

I'm an older male and I don't mind saying I would fark him till he breaks.
 
benlonghair
2010-02-09 03:42:16 PM
He looks like he got his face stuck in a vice. WTF.
 
Blasphemous Knave
2010-02-09 03:52:25 PM
Hot body, gawky/awkward/chipmunk face. He's all teeth and nose, wtf?

I would still probably hit it (once he's legal).
 
gund
2010-02-09 04:01:07 PM
gshepnyc: likes838: Remember: Any older male that lusts after a teenage girl is creepy. An older woman? A-Ok.

I'm an older male and I don't mind saying I would fark him till he breaks.

TMI.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:02:21 PM
gshepnyc: likes838: Remember: Any older male that lusts after a teenage girl is creepy. An older woman? A-Ok.

I'm an older male and I don't mind saying I would fark him till he breaks.

How YOU doin'?
 
gshepnyc
2010-02-09 04:14:57 PM
gund: gshepnyc: likes838: Remember: Any older male that lusts after a teenage girl is creepy. An older woman? A-Ok.

I'm an older male and I don't mind saying I would fark him till he breaks.

TMI.

Oh, please. It's not like I described the numerous positions I'd force him into or the brand of mayonaise I'd use or the way I'd make him bark like a dog. Jeez.
 
likes838 [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:19:05 PM
gshepnyc: Oh, please. It's not like I described the numerous positions I'd force him into or the brand of mayonaise I'd use or the way I'd make him bark like a dog. Jeez.

Really? Mayonaise? I'm for some chocolate or something like that, but Mayonaise?
 
Ringshadow [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:55:22 PM
The male leads in Twilight are some of the ugliest boys I have ever seen. Seriously I don't know why anyone would find them attractive.

/and the werewolf is probably juicing
 
Insomnambulant
2010-02-09 05:04:41 PM
Taylor Lautner says he

grumble grumble......

Whoah. Nodded off there.

Every needs to head over to the thread about Kate Goselin's new book. That's were the action is.
 
Jim_Callahan
2010-02-09 05:27:33 PM
likes838: Remember: Any older male that lusts after a teenage girl is creepy. An older woman? A-Ok.

I think the tagline disproves your assertion there, lad.

//All I have to say about the actor is that he seemed like a good sport during his SNL appearance.
 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 05:30:20 PM
Psumek: Schlick, almost forgot about that. Damn what thread was that from. Remember it being the female form of fap

I think this was the origin of the term "schlick".

(NSFW)
 
vabeard
2010-02-09 05:32:58 PM
The Shroom: The_Time_Master: what's wrong with his eyes in the pic?

Spray Tan incident ?

cumshot to the eyes?
/it burns
 
AngelikDestroyer
2010-02-09 05:36:53 PM
gshepnyc: gund: gshepnyc: likes838: Remember: Any older male that lusts after a teenage girl is creepy. An older woman? A-Ok.

I'm an older male and I don't mind saying I would fark him till he breaks.

TMI.

Oh, please. It's not like I described the numerous positions I'd force him into or the brand of mayonaise I'd use or the way I'd make him bark like a dog. Jeez.

Mayo not so much... Baconaise, now your talking.
 
bravian [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 06:01:06 PM
Interesting - age of consent in California is 18. Yet another reason not to live there.
 
Magnetar
2010-02-09 06:18:53 PM
Gay.
 
skuzmak
2010-02-09 06:49:26 PM
Magnetar: Gay.

no kidding, that guy's gayer the gayest thing since sliced bread.
 
skuzmak
2010-02-09 06:50:22 PM
skuzmak: Magnetar: Gay.

no kidding, that guy's gayer the gayest thing since sliced bread.

what I really meant to say was that he's "the gayest thing since sliced bread"....
 
penceyprepreject
2010-02-09 06:59:43 PM
why doesnt anyone ever give any love to jackson rathbone??? he's the only male lead in twilight worth a fark
 
brandied
2010-02-09 07:52:19 PM
Came in for some hot Taylor Lautner pics.

disappointed.

He is way more eye-appealing than "Edward."
 
greenbean13
2010-02-09 09:24:45 PM
brandied: Came in for some hot Taylor Lautner pics.

disappointed.

He is way more eye-appealing than "Edward."

www.shockya.com

/haaaaappy traaaails
 
Coconut Tequila
2010-02-09 10:44:38 PM
greenbean13: brandied: Came in for some hot Taylor Lautner pics.

disappointed.

He is way more eye-appealing than "Edward."



/haaaaappy traaaails


He looks about 12 in the face, do not want.
 
Opiate of the Lasses
2010-02-10 12:18:32 AM
Obligatory:

feastofnemesis.files.wordpress.com
 
TheLittleLemon
2010-02-10 01:59:12 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Psumek: Schlick, almost forgot about that. Damn what thread was that from. Remember it being the female form of fap

I think this was the origin of the term "schlick".

(NSFW)

Holy shiat Sexy Losers! I haven't seen that in ... jesus, 8 years? wow.
 
momojoboo [TotalFark]
2010-02-10 12:11:13 PM
And this guy put on 30 lbs of muscle for the part? Ngga plz.....
 
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