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(ICNetwork)   Men who shave less than once a day have fewer orgasms   (icwales.icnetwork.co.uk) divider line 212
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2003-04-16 10:15:22 AM  
I have more because I spend my time jerking off instead of shaving. So there.
 
2003-04-16 10:24:01 AM  
the man who wants to keep his heart healthy must begin taking part in activities such as hiking, jogging, swimming, tennis, squash or heavy digging.

Heavy digging? Considering the others are hobbies/sports, is this a weird passtime I don't know about?
 
2003-04-16 10:26:46 AM  
I have to shave my palms once a day due to the number of orgasms I have.
 
2003-04-16 10:33:50 AM  
They make it seem like shaving less than once a day is the reason for less orgasms. I think it's safe to deduce that not shaving daily is just another side effect of their sedentary, unhealthy lifestyle.
 
2003-04-16 10:52:44 AM  
I shave about once a week. I fap it about once a day.
 
2003-04-16 11:03:31 AM  
That's just to make things inclusive, Vowell1055, by allowing for those people who are reading this article from prison.
 
2003-04-16 11:17:28 AM  
I figured its like guys with serious hormones have so much facial growth that shaving more than once a day is required.
The same hormones makes them produce more of the nectar.
 
2003-04-16 11:18:24 AM  
or, what Spin Doc said.
 
2003-04-16 11:28:38 AM  
now wait. are they including shaving "the boys" too? cause I gots me a freshly, shorn scrotum and its breath-taking. I suggest you try it... hell, I can barely keep my hands off myself. the kittens, man! think of the kittens!
 
2003-04-16 11:37:19 AM  
It depends where you shave.
 
2003-04-16 12:05:30 PM  
Sorry, RelaximusPrime. Didn't notive your post about the slick ones.
 
2003-04-16 12:42:20 PM  
Like shaving matters anyways when it comes to orgasms. I had one girl break off our relationship when she finally realized I was just faking my orgasms.
 
2003-04-16 01:07:33 PM  
I shave my back.
 
2003-04-16 01:14:30 PM  
I had one girl break off our relationship when she finally realized I was just faking my orgasms

What the hell did she look like?
 
2003-04-16 01:22:58 PM  
Is listening to Jimi Hendrix considered 'heavy digging'?
 
2003-04-16 02:10:57 PM  
Men who shaved less than once a day were also less likely to be married, have fewer orgasms, to smoke and to work in manual occupations.

Isn't it the other way around? Men who work in manual occupations, etc are less likely to shave every day. This article is crap
 
2003-04-16 02:22:26 PM  
Nothing like a good ol' fashioned hole diggin'
 
2003-04-16 02:26:10 PM  
Shave what?
 
2003-04-16 02:26:35 PM  
Shaves what?
 
wib
2003-04-16 02:27:15 PM  
Shaves whats?
 
2003-04-16 02:27:19 PM  
JINX!!!!
 
2003-04-16 02:27:34 PM  
I've faked, too.
 
2003-04-16 02:27:56 PM  
Blackvampyr: That's better than shaving her back.
 
2003-04-16 02:28:06 PM  
Unlike the rest of y'all, I managed to type the two words correctly.
 
2003-04-16 02:28:21 PM  
Is shaving the boys an "in" thing these days? Henry prefers the beard, I think, but he's not talking very much lately. Thinks I was trying to strangle him.
 
2003-04-16 02:28:22 PM  
The comments here are way more amusing than that article, which BTW, had very little to do with the headline.
 
2003-04-16 02:28:33 PM  
Should we let the chickees in on the secret that orgasm and ejaculation are two separate things?

Yes, I've done the second much more often than the first.
 
2003-04-16 02:28:51 PM  
SpinDoc is right. I think they have the whole causation correlation thing all screwed up.

Men who shaved less than once a day were also less likely to be married, have fewer orgasms, to smoke and to work in manual occupations.

Should read: People that smoke, work in manual occupations, and don't get laid stop giving a crap about anything, and don't bother shaving everyday.
 
2003-04-16 02:28:59 PM  
No JINX! I am teh w1nn3r! LOL
 
2003-04-16 02:29:14 PM  
I say bullshiat. I like scruffy guys.
 
2003-04-16 02:29:38 PM  
Why in the world would a guy fake it? I've had terrible sex where I still didn't feel the need to fake it. Then again, I'm a selfish asshole.
 
2003-04-16 02:29:42 PM  
Well think about it - when was the last time you heard of Gandalf getting a little stink on his staff?

However, Santa Clause seems to be a jolly old elf. Hmmm.
 
2003-04-16 02:29:58 PM  
squash...what kinda sport is that?
 
2003-04-16 02:30:35 PM  
As a fully beardedman who hasn't shaved his face in almost eight years, I can confidently report that my orgasm levels are just fine... Of course, I didn't read the article, so I have no idea if that matters.
 
2003-04-16 02:31:01 PM  
Wooooooo I'm the only guy here that shaves more then he faps!
 
2003-04-16 02:31:12 PM  
There's nothing like a freshly shaved man....
 
2003-04-16 02:32:01 PM  
This is absolutely untrue for those of us who wack off more than once a day
 
2003-04-16 02:34:34 PM  
"Tell me about it...It's like the other day, I was...uh..."

"Shaving your ass with a Gillette Good News Razor?"

"Yeah, that's the ticket...and I got all these cuts...so, I..."

"Sat in a bowl of Gin?"

"Yeah, i hate when I do that..."
 
2003-04-16 02:34:36 PM  
what the hell does being a lazy bastard have to do with shaving? Just because I don't have to shave daily doesn't mean I don't get off daily (by myself or with a spotter).
 
2003-04-16 02:34:40 PM  
Well think about it - when was the last time you heard of Gandalf getting a little stink on his staff?

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end
A wizard's staff has a knob on the ennndddd!
What he does with it is magic!

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end
And runes run up the shaft
It's long and proud and stiff and loud
It's the pride of wizardcraft.
 
2003-04-16 02:35:41 PM  
i'll be right back after I shave...
 
2003-04-16 02:35:49 PM  
I don't shave for days, I enjoy the build up (that doesn't really sound right)

wait for it, wait for it, release! I need a nap.
 
2003-04-16 02:37:46 PM  
...or heavy digging.

Curse me for having already used my necrophelia joke for the day.
 
2003-04-16 02:38:06 PM  
I have a nice shaved landing strip--- ooops did i actually type that..... ughh
 
2003-04-16 02:40:03 PM  

ummm the point of that article was to say that only strenuous exercise would help middle-aged men avoid having a high risk of developing heart problems...

as a SIDE NOTE, it says


Earlier this year, researchers from the University of Bristol involved with another aspect of the Caerphilly Study revealed that how often a man shaves may be a marker of how likely he is to suffer from heart disease.


Men who shaved less than once a day were also less likely to be married, have fewer orgasms, to smoke and to work in manual occupations.



it's interesting that the submitter only picked out that one part of the sentence.

some of us dont need to shave every day... I could, but I hate shaving, it's a hassle, I'm allergic to cutting myself more than necessary, and the colour of my facial hair means it isnt that noticable until after 2 days of growth. It is certainly no indicator of my sexual performance.

 
2003-04-16 02:40:15 PM  
More than once a day? Damn, who are these people shaving twice or more a day?
In other news, men who shave more than once a day generally have less blood, and more cuts on their faces. They are also shaving too dagged much.
 
2003-04-16 02:40:31 PM  
I detest facial hair. Shave it off and keep it smooth.
 
2003-04-16 02:41:06 PM  
I don't bother shaving because I'm lazy and luckily I can look like a total fvck up at work so it really doesn't matter.
 
2003-04-16 02:41:24 PM  
They have their logic backwards. That's like saying not bathing, dousing yourself in pitchooli, dreading your naturally straight hair, eating a lot of grilled cheese sandwiches and wearing Birkenstocks will drive you to attend Phish concerts.

NO!

It's the other way around.
 
2003-04-16 02:41:33 PM  
it's interesting that the submitter only picked out that one part of the sentence.


Whatever it takes to get it posted....;-)
 
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