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(Some Bad Pilot)		This plane crash was an unauthorized landing. Please, please remember to get prior authorization before crashing your plane into people's yard. Thank you (gwinnettdailypost.com)		45
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jehovahs witness protection

2010-02-09 08:17:16 AM

WOW! This is only 3 moles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

jehovahs witness protection

2010-02-09 08:29:33 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moiles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

FTFM

jehovahs witness protection

2010-02-09 08:30:17 AM

jehovahs witness protection: jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 miles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

FTFM

Fark it. I give up.

Coffee please

DON.MAC

2010-02-09 09:00:15 AM

Was this related to the plane crash on another page they had?

Hey Billy Bob, Is think this plane will fly, lets get out of here... can you hold my beer?

CruiserTwelve

2010-02-09 09:13:46 AM

Did subby read the article?

mreuther

2010-02-09 09:55:18 AM

Was it at least a good landing?

Ponzholio

2010-02-09 09:58:22 AM

mreuther: Was it at least a good landing?

Stuck the landing but the French judge still only awarded a 7.6...

tuffsnake

2010-02-09 09:58:25 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

lolwut

canaDn

2010-02-09 09:59:05 AM

Searched but couldn't find it... Maybe it was inside a barn? Disguised as an island in the Java Sea?
/Smirk

improvius

2010-02-09 09:59:56 AM

Drug drop/pick-up.

Mr Guy

2010-02-09 10:00:00 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

How far away is that?

THIIIIIIS far.

johndalek

2010-02-09 10:00:08 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

must have a hell of a mole problem in that part of the country--maybe it was a cropduster spraying for moles

mybabysmomma

2010-02-09 10:00:44 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

Moley, moley, moley, moley

Thats an 827

2010-02-09 10:02:42 AM

When you go to their non-mobe site there is an article citing a twin engine plane crash fatality.
"Yep, clipped that tree and crashed" he said.

Englebert Slaptyback

2010-02-09 10:02:47 AM

jehovahs witness protection

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moiles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

FTFM

That's cutting edge humor, that is.

Yes, I know it's spelled 'mohel'.

dittybopper

2010-02-09 10:04:15 AM

jehovahs witness protection: jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moiles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

www.mediabistro.com

Only 3 mohels away.

jack21221

2010-02-09 10:04:17 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

3 moles of what? 3 moles of zeptometers would get you to about 1 mile.

TheLaw2

2010-02-09 10:04:57 AM

Subby did not understand article.

Brick-House

2010-02-09 10:05:01 AM

Is this all they have to investagate? No crime in the area? No Parking Tickets to give out? jeeze...

to the FAA and Gwinnett police, here's a thought... how about you all go and split a donut and chill the fark out.

dittybopper

2010-02-09 10:05:10 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: jehovahs witness protection

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moiles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

FTFM

That's cutting edge humor, that is.

Yes, I know it's spelled 'mohel'.

Hey, at least I used pictures.

jack21221

2010-02-09 10:05:32 AM

Brick-House: Is this all they have to investagate? No crime in the area? No Parking Tickets to give out? jeeze...

to the FAA and Gwinnett police, here's a thought... how about you all go and split a donut and chill the fark out.

I think we found the pilot!

Englebert Slaptyback

2010-02-09 10:06:51 AM

dittybopper

Hey, at least I used pictures.

Shalom, dittybopper.

Another Government Employee

2010-02-09 10:08:01 AM

Idiot.

The authorities were just up the road looking at a real plane crash when they did that.

KarmicDisaster

2010-02-09 10:11:05 AM

The guy had to take a leak

duskrider

2010-02-09 10:12:49 AM

Approves

/Hot like Nicky Santoro's Temper

Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay

2010-02-09 10:15:43 AM

jehovahs witness protection: jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moiles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

FTFM

Moiles? Are you Irish?

dittybopper

2010-02-09 10:20:43 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: dittybopper

Hey, at least I used pictures.

Shalom, dittybopper.

That reminds me, the Winter Olympics start this weekend. Can't wait watch the Giant Shalom, Super Giant Shalom, and the two and four man Bobkes.

Brawndo

2010-02-09 10:30:05 AM

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

/got nothing

offacue

2010-02-09 10:37:11 AM

What a hot mole might look like.. Yes, it's hot.

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JohnCarter

2010-02-09 10:38:18 AM

Knowing the area I am assuming a drug dropoff for la gran familia

mantrum

2010-02-09 10:45:44 AM

dittybopper: Englebert Slaptyback: dittybopper

Hey, at least I used pictures.

Shalom, dittybopper.

That reminds me, the Winter Olympics start this weekend. Can't wait watch the Giant Shalom, Super Giant Shalom, and the two and four man Bobkes.

heeheehee....

dennysgod

2010-02-09 10:47:23 AM

3 Gretchen Mol

/and a 4th slightly NSFW (new window) Mol

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2010-02-09 10:48:48 AM

MBooda

2010-02-09 10:52:40 AM

Crash? "Unauthorized landing"?

Yeah, I have trouble telling the difference sometimes, too.
brainstorms.rheingold.com

/yes, I always try to get prior authorization from the landowner

Mr. Crankypants

2010-02-09 10:55:12 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

That's only a few moles from my house, too.
/Loganville FTW!

jehovahs witness protection

2010-02-09 11:01:14 AM

Mr. Crankypants: jehovahs witness protection: WOW! This is only 3 moles from my house. Knowing the area my bet is they were shot down.

That's only a few moles from my house, too.
/Loganville FTW!

Bit'O'Gristle

2010-02-09 11:19:39 AM

Sounds like a planned "emergency" engine failure and landing. I had to do this while training in the cessna 172. No big deal. You have to do this to get your license.

SSN709

2010-02-09 11:21:19 AM

fark you subby.

AuCinaoaMie

2010-02-09 11:37:39 AM

A crash is a less than controlled landing as all planes land eventually. Landing on a non approved parcel of land is as BitOGristle said, part of getting the private license and lots of fun. Some people fly from non-approved parcels all the time. They are called private airstrips.

/Comes in handy for those clandestine package drops.

lohphat

2010-02-09 12:22:49 PM

A simulated engine failure off-field landing is part of the FAA requirements but an actual landing isn't (unless it's arranged prior to the test).

The DE will allow you to recover at about 500 AGL and grade you on your planning decision making to pass.

netringer

2010-02-09 12:54:30 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Sounds like a planned "emergency" engine failure and landing. I had to do this while training in the cessna 172. No big deal. You have to do this to get your license.

You don't practice all the way through landing off airport - just picking the site to land and making a proper approach to landing that will work to get you down to it safely. You get some willies when you get low enough and realize that the power lines nearby don't know you're practicing.

The bad news for all the busy bodies is this landing would very well be entirely legal if the pilot had the permission of the land owner. But the FAA will probably cite the pilot with the all-purpose "careless and reckless" if the voters keep up the noise.

Do you know the way to Mordor

2010-02-09 02:05:07 PM

In other news, the owners of cars involved in a multiple pile-up on Route 66 will be charged with illegally demolishing vehicles for the purpose of trading in scrap metal. All extraction and sale of scrap metal must by law be carried out in a licensed and secure facility; these drivers have been charged for conducting such trade without a scrap metal license.

///that is all.

moike

2010-02-09 04:31:55 PM

So I used to fly slope soaring RC gliders from this cliff off Highway 1 just up from Santa Cruz all the time... Las Trancas Airport (new window) and a Google Maps View (new window)

If you look at the street view you'll see it's not much more than a strip of dirt, a small shack, with a windsock on top, sitting on top of a 300 foot cliff that happens to stick out a bit from the highway. I've -never- seen a plane land there.

I'm out flying a glider one afternoon, and a low wing twin engine Beechcraft flies by the cliff a few times literally at my eye level. I bring my glider down and step back from the runway. He wings it over circles around, makes his approach, actually drops down out of view below the cliff at the end of the runway... and then pops up at the last second to land perfectly dead center on the gravel.

They taxi up and stop, and the pilot pops out. The first thing I say to him is, "I don't know what kind of drugs you run, but I'm sure your customers are really satisfied with your service." He just laughed, he and his passenger grabbed a smoke, they hopped back in the Beech, didn't even bother to taxi, just put the brakes on, powered up the engines, got off the brakes and shot off the end of the cliff after rolling about 100 yards, off into the sunset over the ocean.

I'm a former private pilot, and I was blown away because I knew the skill that was involved in landing and taking off on that little narrow rutted 1500 foot dirt strip on the edge of a cliff.

I've never seen anybody even attempt to land there since.

/Cool Story Bro

Oldiron_79

2010-02-09 05:02:39 PM

so my shipment from columbia arrived?

Oblio13

2010-02-09 05:33:19 PM

I have no idea who owns half the places I land.

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