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(The Sun) Amusing Eva Longoria wants you all to watch porn   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 65
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BigSnatch [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 11:08:00 AM
I never thought I could be disappointed in a story about Eva Longoria and porn.
 
Superevil
2010-02-09 11:32:38 AM
I did not need to be told that.
 
impaler [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 11:41:17 AM
"Oh noooo! I put the wrong twitter site for my husband! The one I put earlier goes to some porn site!!!! Don't use it!"

Article fails to mention which porn site Eva was rubbing one off to.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 12:27:37 PM
Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.
 
TheNyquilKid
2010-02-09 02:13:36 PM
If she wants us to watch porn she needs to be in one.
 
schattenteufel
2010-02-09 02:17:47 PM
brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.


If you're a guy & you're getting bored during sex, you're doing it wrong. (or you're in prison)
 
bukketmaster
2010-02-09 02:19:09 PM
Finally, something we can agree on.
 
Wasilla Hillbilly
2010-02-09 02:22:49 PM
Wow, she's tiny. Parker is 6'2" but looks like a giant freak next to her in that picture.
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:22:50 PM
Way ahead of you Eva.
 
blogwiz
2010-02-09 02:23:07 PM
Hey if that sexy woman wants me to watch more porn then I'm all for it! Now bring on the sexy eva pictures the thread is going to need some soon!
 
loonatic112358
2010-02-09 02:23:10 PM
brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.

so literotica for you?
 
homer54
2010-02-09 02:23:38 PM
brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.

If porn and sex are linked to vocabulary in your world then I would imagine that most porn and sex would be quite boring.

On the other hand, you really should keep your opinions out of other peoples sex lives. I mean, really, the first 2 sentences of your post are fine. The last one just screams "I'm a complete asshole!"
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:24:11 PM
brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.


Have you checked your testosterone/estrogen levels lately?
 
homarjr
2010-02-09 02:24:28 PM
TheNyquilKid: If she wants us to watch porn she needs to be in one doesn't actually need to do anything.

FTFY
 
dstanley [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:25:26 PM
www.hindustantimes.com

I'll just leave this here.
 
dalovindj
2010-02-09 02:29:47 PM
Done and done.
 
haileris23
2010-02-09 02:31:22 PM
brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.

Boring. Drilling. Tapping. It's all these things!
 
dj_spanmaster [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:31:44 PM
Is she in it?
 
FuzzyLynx
2010-02-09 02:31:45 PM
dopeydwarf: brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.


Have you checked your testosterone/estrogen levels lately?

bor⋅ing
1/ˈbɔrɪŋ, ˈboʊr-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [bawr-ing, bohr-] Show IPA
-noun
1. Machinery.
a. the act or process of making or enlarging a hole.
b. the hole so made.

Methinks the joke is on you.
 
frickinyeahyeahyeah
2010-02-09 02:34:26 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
Garet Garrett
2010-02-09 02:35:25 PM
schattenteufel: brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.


If you're a guy & you're getting bored during sex, you're doing it wrong. (or you're in prison)

If your reaction to prison sex is boredom, I suggest you end it all ASAP.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:35:31 PM
FuzzyLynx: Methinks the joke is on you.

It's on everyone if you do it long enough.

We've got a homosexual panic and people are cracking the dictionary.

God I love the interwebby.
 
elbrazo [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:38:44 PM
Can do!
 
Another Government Employee
2010-02-09 02:40:15 PM
haileris23: brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.

Boring. Drilling. Tapping. It's all these things!

The old in and out...


...or is it out and in?
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:41:31 PM
FuzzyLynx: dopeydwarf: brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring. If you disagree with me you need to work on your vocabulary.


Have you checked your testosterone/estrogen levels lately?

bor⋅ing
1/ˈbɔrɪŋ, ˈboʊr-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [bawr-ing, bohr-] Show IPA
-noun
1. Machinery.
a. the act or process of making or enlarging a hole.
b. the hole so made.

Methinks the joke is on you.


Methinks you're correct.
 
Garet Garrett
2010-02-09 02:41:51 PM
brap: We've got a homosexual panic

?
 
homer54
2010-02-09 02:42:35 PM
brap:

We've got a homosexual panic and people are cracking the dictionary.


There is a homosexual panic going on?
Is it Eva's fault?
What a biatch
 
mrapier
2010-02-09 02:43:34 PM
I've been bored to tears. But never by watching porn.
 
JaCiNto
2010-02-09 02:44:39 PM
inyobusiness.com
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:48:17 PM
Methinks it may be in your best interest to take your micro-clapper and find a tinier "belle" to ring.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:49:00 PM
mrapier: I've been bored to tears. But never by watching porn.

Thank god someone gets it lord knows I don't
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:51:39 PM
Garet Garrett: brap: We've got a homosexual panic

?

The first guy that commented on my comment.

Apparently my little quip put me smack dab in the bottom of his Kiss of The Spiderwoman fantasy.
 
MmmBadEggs
2010-02-09 02:53:24 PM
brap: Much porn is boring. In fact, much sex is boring.

g-ecx.images-amazon.com
"Boring, boring, boring..."
 
rockymountainrider
2010-02-09 02:56:56 PM
Damn, wrong Eva thread...

\was hoping Mendez
\\this wasn't bad, but too much drama...
 
One Million
2010-02-09 03:07:38 PM
Damn, wrong Eva thread...

\was hoping Braun
 
monoski
2010-02-09 03:08:23 PM
This thread and article are meaningless without the link.
 
Brick-House
2010-02-09 03:11:12 PM
www.jaunted.com



www.eva-longoria.net

mbloq.de

img2.timeinc.net

www.bartcop.com

cm1.theinsider.com

www.evalongoriaparker.org

blog.taragana.com
 
The Crepes of Wrath
2010-02-09 03:11:14 PM
Damn, wrong Eva thread...

\was hoping Gabor
 
Another Government Employee
2010-02-09 03:15:10 PM
It would only be porn if it showed her and Nicolette Sherridan in hot G/G action.
 
the-meter-man
2010-02-09 03:17:47 PM
I'd watch her watch porn.
 
Brick-House
2010-02-09 03:26:24 PM
static.howstuffworks.com
Eva Braun

home.comcast.net
Eva Gabor

www.dancewithshadows.com
Eva Mendes

cm1.theinsider.com
Eva Green

www.hairfinder.com
Eva Amurri

www.seriesadictos.com
Eva LaRue
 
trouzourt
2010-02-09 03:29:15 PM
damn wrong eva thread
\was hoping Angelina
 
Gunbuster718
2010-02-09 03:34:39 PM
I glanced at the link quickly and thought I saw slip nip.

Am I the only one?
 
dj_spanmaster [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:41:42 PM
Brick-House: Eva Braun


Eva Gabor


Eva Mendes


Eva Green


Eva Amurri


Eva LaRue

Eva Mendes and Eva Green...
[drools]
 
Brick-House
2010-02-09 03:47:40 PM
trouzourt: damn wrong eva thread
\was hoping Angelina

OK, here's Eva Angelina (with what looks like fake boobies)

www.itusozluk.com
 
mofomisfit
2010-02-09 04:03:18 PM
Brick-House: trouzourt: damn wrong eva thread
\was hoping Angelina

OK, here's Eva Angelina (with what looks like fake boobies)

They're still real to me, dammit!
 
mjg
2010-02-09 04:13:58 PM
dopeydwarf
Way ahead of you Eva.

Uhhuhuhuh! Thanks bro.
 
dj_spanmaster [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:17:52 PM
Brick-House: trouzourt: damn wrong eva thread
\was hoping Angelina

OK, here's Eva Angelina (with what looks like fake boobies)

Is that a white heart tattoo?

/[more drooling]
 
ne2d
2010-02-09 04:28:43 PM
mrapier: I've been bored to tears.

Vids or GTFO
 
Insomnambulant
2010-02-09 04:43:05 PM
It's hard to find porn now that the local Quik-Stop closed shop. I have to drive two towns over, and the selection there isn't very good.
 
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