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(Some Guy)		Wankered barmcake chibs mate for choring his pushbike as he bought his favourite tipple (getreading.co.uk)		86
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Bathia_Mapes

2010-02-09 05:04:37 AM

Wot?

Glasgowsfinest

2010-02-09 05:31:30 AM

Reading: 127 different languages, and that was none of them.

Petit_Merdeux

2010-02-09 06:31:05 AM

No, you're scuppered, mate. The place is full of macaroons. I could get on the dog and blow to my mate in Whitechapel.

Glasgowsfinest

2010-02-09 08:19:28 AM

Petit_Merdeux: I could get on the dog and blow to my mate in Whitechapel.

Bone.

nekom

2010-02-09 08:43:45 AM

ello ello what's all this then? wot wot?

real shaman

2010-02-09 08:58:16 AM

I will vote for this as headline of the year.

Sybarite

2010-02-09 09:02:59 AM

Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

PacManDreaming

2010-02-09 09:06:49 AM

Will someone teach the British to speak English, please?

benlonghair

2010-02-09 09:19:17 AM

Was his hovercraft full of eels, too?

Archie Goodwin

2010-02-09 09:34:38 AM

English muthafarker! Do you speak it?

CruiserTwelve

2010-02-09 09:35:26 AM

Ennuipoet

2010-02-09 09:45:59 AM

I'm having a bit of trouble understanding your banter, could you slow it down a bit?

2wolves

2010-02-09 09:57:28 AM

"I speak jive."

Dead for Tax Reasons

2010-02-09 10:02:53 AM

bob's your uncle

Englebert Slaptyback

2010-02-09 10:27:08 AM

Glasgowsfinest

Petit_Merdeux: I could get on the dog and blow to my mate in Whitechapel.

Bone.

"Dog" can be a short form of "dog and bone".

The dog and bone can also be called a "blower"; the act of using one is "blow".

zootsuit

2010-02-09 10:28:02 AM

English-speaking country my ass.

doubled99

2010-02-09 10:29:16 AM

English, godammit, English. This is the country that supposedly spawned the farking language, and yet no one here seems to speak it.

papatex

2010-02-09 10:29:35 AM

Blimey.

cleveoh

2010-02-09 10:31:05 AM

Criminy people, they named the farkin' English language after you.

You could at least pretend to try...

Iron Chef Scottish

2010-02-09 10:31:12 AM

FTFA - Smelly Alley

Submitter - complete fail for missing that one.

NonPracticingAtheist

2010-02-09 10:31:52 AM

Hes on the pushbike as he couldnt be bothered to open the boot for his spanner, lift the bonnet and adjust the tickover.

/ has UK copies of haynes auto manual
// Kicks, I am getting them...

brap

2010-02-09 10:32:16 AM

Being as you are drunk off your arse and on crack and heroin, I'll gladly lend you my bike mate!

You're too kind, oi! Wait a... why you passive-agressive winkie gobbler! I'll tell you what you feck, I'm going to lend NO GIVE you 500 pounds so you can run out and load up on copious amounts of lager, crack, and heroin and sign up for a bungee jump. Try that on for size Buster Brown!

fookin eejit

2010-02-09 10:32:24 AM

Huh?

Mudflap

2010-02-09 10:32:37 AM

Chibs on the barbie?

tuffsnake

2010-02-09 10:32:53 AM

You sownd like yah from lundon!

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2010-02-09 10:32:56 AM

'Remove your panties Sir William, I cannot wait for lunchtime.'

BitwiseShift

2010-02-09 10:33:13 AM

Needs a New Jersey tag. Or Jersey Shore tag.

BlorfMaster

2010-02-09 10:33:34 AM

lb = pounds

I never understood that on.

Englebert Slaptyback

2010-02-09 10:33:51 AM

brap

You're too kind, oi! Wait a... why you passive-agressive winkie gobbler! I'll tell you what you feck, I'm going to lend NO GIVE you 500 pounds so you can run out and load up on copious amounts of lager, crack, and heroin and sign up for a bungee jump. Try that on for size Buster Brown!

"Sorry, sir, I don't understand your banter."

"Cabbage creeps coming over the briny?"

cleveoh

2010-02-09 10:34:18 AM

doubled99: I had to look up how to spell "criminy" & once again, I lose.

NotSubby

2010-02-09 10:34:32 AM

Sybarite: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Bunch of monkeys on your ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered.

Englebert Slaptyback

2010-02-09 10:35:13 AM

BlorfMaster

lb = pounds

I never understood that on.

Hint: 'lb' is an abbreviation for 'libra', not for 'pound'.

bugmn99

2010-02-09 10:35:23 AM

Is this an Alzheimer's thread?

texdent

2010-02-09 10:35:45 AM

Can someone translate that English to English?

Foolkiller

2010-02-09 10:37:18 AM

Archie Goodwin: English muthafarker! Do you speak it?

English? Who needs it? I'm never going to England.

trappedspirit

2010-02-09 10:37:23 AM

Was his name Bruce?

Quotizmo

2010-02-09 10:38:32 AM

Brits are an odd sort, but they love to earn an honest bob.

Link (new window)

DontBeStupid

2010-02-09 10:38:57 AM

BlorfMaster: lb = pounds

I never understood that on.

wikipedia is your friend.

The unit is descended from the Roman libra (hence the abbreviation lb); the name pound is a Germanic adaptation of the Latin phrase libra pondo 'a pound weight'.

moondo

2010-02-09 10:41:11 AM

what a chump.

farkinawsome

2010-02-09 10:43:08 AM

purple monkey dishwasher indeed.....

Kalmbach

2010-02-09 10:44:02 AM

Now this is the sort of commentary I like to see here! At least some of it. Rather than all those political ponces. References to two different MPFC sketches, brilliant! And to all the people complaining about the language: I'm from Chicago and with a few seconds of thought, I figured out exactly what the headline was. Bravo to the poster.

My nipples explode with delight!

dittybopper

2010-02-09 10:44:33 AM

Na nana na nana nana, I can't parse this.
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Wankered barmcake chibs mate for choring his pushbike as he bought his favourite tipple

KeroseneFire

2010-02-09 10:45:19 AM

No, I still don't understand your banter.

cetacei

2010-02-09 10:46:01 AM

DrChocolate

2010-02-09 10:46:08 AM

"She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and..."
"--tea kettle!"
"And then, and then--"
"She s**t on a turtle!"

Balchinian

2010-02-09 10:46:38 AM

Is there something wrong with my banter, chaps?

BlorfMaster

2010-02-09 10:47:05 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: BlorfMaster

lb = pounds

I never understood that on.

Hint: 'lb' is an abbreviation for 'libra', not for 'pound'.

But I'm a cancer..

VictorOfBorge

2010-02-09 10:49:21 AM

The English and Americans: A people separated by a common language.

mantrum

2010-02-09 10:54:05 AM

I knew a girl called Smelly Alley once. Once.

Raging Thespian

2010-02-09 10:54:12 AM

bugmn99: Is this an Alzheimer's thread?

No, it's an Alzheimer's thread.

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