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(Denver Post) Amusing Police describe man who was robbed of his Visa card while attempting to use it to purchase crack as a "seriously stupid crackhead"   (denverpost.com) divider line 43
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2010-02-09 08:01:50 AM
Wouldn't this be a good time to deport the guy?
 
2010-02-09 08:46:39 AM
Seriously stupid crackhead in Flint? Shocking.
 
2010-02-09 08:52:39 AM
Seriously stupid crackhead - are there any other types? Have not met the Einstein and Hawkings variety around these parts
 
2010-02-09 08:56:21 AM
how does a crackhead have a credit card?
 
2010-02-09 08:57:49 AM
What do they do for authorization, swipe it through the crack in a hooker's ass?
 
2010-02-09 08:58:41 AM
So, there's a demand for crack dealers who take credit cards? I smell a business opportunity.....
 
2010-02-09 08:59:13 AM
The suspect is being lodgged at the Genesee County Jail.
 
2010-02-09 09:00:17 AM
heatherbosch.com

If you give a crackhead a Visa...
 
2010-02-09 09:00:35 AM
"Yes, I'd like to set up a merchant account."
"May have your business address?"
"No."
 
2010-02-09 09:01:28 AM
Dad?
 
2010-02-09 09:02:20 AM
I miss my home state of Michigan... sigh.

Why/how the F did this find its way to the Denver post?
 
2010-02-09 09:02:46 AM
He probably would have done better for himself had he just used his food stamp card instead.
 
2010-02-09 09:02:53 AM
"More People Go buy blow with Visa"
 
2010-02-09 09:03:43 AM
So this is frowned upon now?
 
2010-02-09 09:04:02 AM
Was his name Bob?
 
2010-02-09 09:04:09 AM
The suspect is being lodged at the Genesee County Jail.


Sounds nice
 
2010-02-09 09:04:54 AM
Crack is whack! If I bought crack where are all the receipts?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 09:06:53 AM
"Creditors have better memories than debtors."

- Benjamin Franklin
 
2010-02-09 09:09:11 AM
Anyone else in Toronto listen to the

www.maaximumseduction.com?


They're always using fark headlines/stories on their show.
 
2010-02-09 09:14:00 AM
"a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card"


Steal a car and report it stolen + trying to buy crack with a credit card is either seriously retarded or seriously retarded
 
2010-02-09 09:28:12 AM
Sounds like someone went Full retard.

/with a capital F.
 
2010-02-09 09:34:01 AM
My crack dealer only takes discover.
 
2010-02-09 09:37:35 AM
aggravatedmonkey: how does a crackhead have a credit card?

The bigger question is: Who has ever heard of a crack dealer who takes credit cards?
 
2010-02-09 09:37:35 AM
Many credit cards offer some type of insurance if your purchase is stolen. Some credit card companies offer extended warranties on anything you purchased with their card. I applaud this crack consumer's sensibility.
 
2010-02-09 09:39:04 AM
what's in YOUR wallet?
 
2010-02-09 09:43:55 AM
if I was to be a dealer and needed to expand my business to accept credit cards... There is a way.

I would keep a laptop with me with a portable internet connection and have my customers use paypal in order to pay me through their bank account or credit card.

/ Not a dealer - I was just thinking the concept isn't that unreal.
 
2010-02-09 09:53:25 AM
CrispFlows: I would keep a laptop with me with a portable internet connection and have my customers use paypal in order to pay me through their bank account or credit card.

Nobody wants a paper trail.
 
2010-02-09 09:55:43 AM
May I suggest you hunt down a video selection called "Crackheads Gone Wild" if you want to see some very seriously messed up shiat.
 
2010-02-09 10:16:20 AM
As a crackhead I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2010-02-09 10:25:19 AM
So is the pro-legalization argument that he would have been acting equally as stoopid without the drugs?
 
2010-02-09 10:38:42 AM
Do you sometimes feel irritable? Restless? Uneasy? Sad? Normal? Or just plain "not high"? Maybe it's time to try Crack.
Crack may cause shivers, night terrors "gay for pay", heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia or the sensation that you're on fire.
Peing blood and seeing friends' faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of Crack. Peaople who use Crack may also experience 5-7 years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer; you may need more Crack.
Crack: Isn't it time you see what all the fuss is about?
 
2010-02-09 10:42:48 AM
Wow. Visa really IS accepted everywhere.
 
2010-02-09 10:49:20 AM
The suspect is being lodged at the Genesee County Jail.


Really.
 
2010-02-09 10:50:36 AM
GonzoNihilist: Anyone else in Toronto listen to the

?


They're always using fark headlines/stories on their show.



Ya but its always a day or two after the posts... Todd is a moran but they are pretty funny.
 
2010-02-09 11:01:48 AM
mantrum: The suspect is being lodged at the Genesee County Jail.



Really.


That sounds so classy.
 
2010-02-09 11:08:31 AM
Not stupid, just desperate.
 
2010-02-09 11:22:15 AM
www.empireonline.com

Approves
 
2010-02-09 12:10:31 PM
tuffsnake: "a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card"


Steal a car and report it stolen + trying to buy crack with a credit card is either seriously retarded or seriously retarded


Crack - It's in YOUR wallet!
 
pba
2010-02-09 01:13:10 PM
static.tvguide.com
Approves
 
2010-02-09 01:26:23 PM
Are they just assuming this was actually his credit card? It seems more likely that a crackhead would have a stolen one than not.
 
2010-02-09 04:22:12 PM
trappedspirit: So is the pro-legalization argument that he would have been acting equally as stoopid without the drugs?

If crack was legal he'd be able to use his credit card.
 
2010-02-09 07:17:29 PM
trappedspirit: So is the pro-legalization argument that he would have been acting equally as stoopid without the drugs?

Yeah, there is a huge pro-legalized crack contingent lobbying to congress as we speak.
 
2010-02-10 03:13:02 AM
Flint exists to make Detroit look better.
 
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