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(Denver Post) Dumbass Teen crashes car into school and then drives down hall, detained for not having pass   (denverpost.com) divider line 40
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2010-02-09 01:15:20 AM
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Did the guidance counselor tell him his career choice should be "fugitive blues singer"?
 
2010-02-09 01:34:07 AM
Principal Rooney should have minded his P's and Q's and remembered who he was dealing with.
 
2010-02-09 01:41:52 AM
There really should be a section in the Driver's Manual about just how dangerous the combination of blowjobs and driving can be.
 
2010-02-09 02:04:42 AM
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2010-02-09 03:44:28 AM
Sounds like Maryland during a snowstorm...

Wait... 10+ inches today?

Fark my life...
 
2010-02-09 03:50:03 AM
FTA: The boy, from Lake Forest Park, is a student at the school. He was not injured.

They really should fix that, sounds like a rapid and thorough ass beating is in order.
 
2010-02-09 03:52:20 AM
why is a local seattle story linked to a denver paper?more east coast bias.
 
2010-02-09 03:54:09 AM
That rocks. Who hasn't wanted to do that?
 
2010-02-09 03:59:44 AM
The head of security at my little sister's high school while she was going there was our mom's best friend, Bobby. She's this awesome bad-ass 5'1" triple black belt, international fight champ, will kill ya as soon as look at ya hunk of WOman. And my sis and her got along swell. My sis (and consequently her friends, too) got to get away with all manner of rule breakings during school hours. But the BEST was the Sunday when Bobby turned off all the video cameras in all the hallways in the whole school (a campus for 2,500 students) and my sister and all her friends brought their bikes, roller blades, and skate boards and played in the hallways for a few hours. I wish I had been there that day. I had dreamed of doing that all my years there. But I had to work that day.

/true story
 
2010-02-09 04:00:30 AM
gothelder: FTA: The boy, from Lake Forest Park, is a student at the school. He was not injured.

They really should fix that, sounds like a rapid and thorough ass beating is in order.


"Mess with the bull, get the horns."
 
2010-02-09 04:00:57 AM
disco pants and haircuts
 
2010-02-09 04:08:24 AM
"This school has got everything!"
 
2010-02-09 04:22:46 AM
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2010-02-09 04:24:01 AM
Then he turned into a jet and flew through the corridors of a hospital.

/So much win
 
2010-02-09 04:24:23 AM
did he do it intentionally or 'omg i'm scared i'll just keep holding this gas pedal to the floor and screaming' ?
 
2010-02-09 04:40:14 AM
MurphyMurphy: did he do it intentionally or 'omg i'm scared i'll just keep holding this gas pedal to the floor and screaming' ?

He was finishing his text.
 
2010-02-09 04:44:36 AM
FTA: "Two school workers were still on the property and heard the crash. Police found the teen on school grounds about an hour and a half after the crash late Friday night."

That's some fine response time there, Lou.
 
2010-02-09 05:03:40 AM
PurpleAlienGiraffe: The head of security at my little sister's high school while she was going there was our mom's best friend, Bobby. She's this awesome bad-ass 5'1" triple black belt, international fight champ, will kill ya as soon as look at ya hunk of WOman. And my sis and her got along swell. My sis (and consequently her friends, too) got to get away with all manner of rule breakings during school hours. But the BEST was the Sunday when Bobby turned off all the video cameras in all the hallways in the whole school (a campus for 2,500 students) and my sister and all her friends brought their bikes, roller blades, and skate boards and played in the hallways for a few hours. I wish I had been there that day. I had dreamed of doing that all my years there. But I had to work that day.

/true story


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2010-02-09 05:33:25 AM
cantsleep: MurphyMurphy: did he do it intentionally or 'omg i'm scared i'll just keep holding this gas pedal to the floor and screaming' ?

He was finishing his text.


ZOMG I BROKE TEH SKOOL LOL BRB
 
2010-02-09 05:42:22 AM
He should've rolled down the window and sung, at the top of his voice, "I WANNA BE AN AIR FORCE RANGER!"
 
2010-02-09 06:41:55 AM
The new Oldsmobiles were in early this year?
 
2010-02-09 07:09:49 AM
Came for Jake and Elwood
Leaving quite satisfied
 
2010-02-09 08:18:27 AM
skinink: "This school has got everything!"

Nick Nostril: The new Oldsmobiles were in early this year?

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2010-02-09 08:42:08 AM
I didn't know that they were already filming Ferris Bueller 2: Electric Boogaloo...
 
2010-02-09 08:51:08 AM
So drugs and alcohol were not involved and he was still hanging around after an hour, may want to re-check the drug and alcohol thing

- or -

He was on a mission from God
 
2010-02-09 09:16:02 AM
This is my old school, class of '81
 
2010-02-09 09:22:53 AM

johnsoninca


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Did the guidance counselor tell him his career choice should be "fugitive blues singer"?


"Lots of space in this mall school."
 
2010-02-09 09:43:48 AM
I hope he was driving a toyota - built in excuse! The gas pedal was stuck!
 
2010-02-09 09:57:14 AM
"Kent, you know you aren't supposed to park your car on campus."
 
2010-02-09 10:04:26 AM
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"Multipass?"
 
2010-02-09 10:26:40 AM
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Screw your pass!
 
2010-02-09 10:34:20 AM
Good going, dude!

When my senior class of 1977 was planning their 10th reunion they sent around papers to fill out about yourself.

The question about "What is the one thing you would like to do in life?", made me write back, "Become wealthy, buy John Marshall High and tear the whole damn thing down while laughing maniacally."
 
2010-02-09 11:16:06 AM
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
 
2010-02-09 11:20:04 AM
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2010-02-09 11:30:24 AM
FTFA: "they do not believe drugs or alcohol played a role"


So stupid is the only thing that played a roll?
 
2010-02-09 02:44:31 PM
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My guess.
 
2010-02-09 02:57:28 PM
I wonder if excessive force in aprehending the suspect was approved.
 
2010-02-09 03:14:25 PM
I so already did this in Oregon. Copycat!
 
2010-02-09 06:13:58 PM
Platinum: Hah, I was just going to regale them with the story of your having done this.
 
2010-02-10 04:10:34 PM
Having gone to an American high school. These buildings are the size of urban cites. You need a car to get from one end of the building to the other in five minutes.
 
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