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(Some Unfit Mother) Asinine Kate Gosselin is releasing her third book about life with eight kids. In other news, Kate Gosselin has already written two books   (digitalspy.com) divider line 72
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spidermann [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 11:11:11 PM
I am waiting for the hardcore porn spread with her, Octomom, and Michelle Dugger.

/you will never get that picture out of your mind now
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 11:12:47 PM
Maybe she should spend more time with her kids and less time being an attention whore.

\\can't wait until they hit their teens and get all stabby
 
baka-san [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 11:33:35 PM
Oh god...why.
 
runty little girl
2010-02-08 11:37:44 PM
cretinbob
Maybe she should spend more time with her kids and less time being an attention whore.

\\can't wait until they hit their teens and get all stabby

Agreed, for farks sake, her marriage is crumbing and the kids are having to deal with the emotional fall out of the parents splitting. To add insult to injury, everything their parents are saying about each other is in the public eye. Hopefully she is putting some of that money away for the therapy those kids are going to require once they hit adulthood.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 11:38:38 PM
I wish that I was illiterate so that I wouldn't have had to read that headline.
 
Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 11:43:04 PM
spidermann: I am waiting for the hardcore porn spread with her, Octomom, and Michelle Dugger.

/you will never get that picture out of your mind now

I think I just heard my conscious imagination dropping a toaster into the tub.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 11:57:46 PM
runty little girl: Hopefully she is putting some of that money away for the therapy those kids are going to require once they hit adulthood.

Of course she isn't. Prada has a new line of shoes out.
 
BigSnatch [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 11:58:35 PM
spidermann: I am waiting for the hardcore porn spread with her, Octomom, and Michelle Dugger.

/you will never get that picture out of your mind now



You could just go to Arby's and watch women eat.
 
EL_FABREZ
2010-02-09 01:56:46 AM
spidermann: I am waiting for the hardcore porn spread with her, Octomom, and Michelle Dugger.

/you will never get that picture out of your mind now


You know, as much as I hate the Duggers I have no idea what that woman looks like. I can assume she can be identified by the cavernous howling she makes as she walks by though.

And I don't think octomom would be that bad. Aren't most multiple babies delivered by c-section? The snizz may still be intact.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 02:01:36 AM
Trying to care....failing...
 
DerekSD
2010-02-09 03:02:01 AM
spidermann: I am waiting for the hardcore porn spread with her, Octomom, and Michelle Dugger.

/you will never get that picture out of your mind now

why would i want to?
 
Nickers
2010-02-09 03:20:00 AM
EL_FABREZ: spidermann: I am waiting for the hardcore porn spread with her, Octomom, and Michelle Dugger.

/you will never get that picture out of your mind now


You know, as much as I hate the Duggers I have no idea what that woman looks like. I can assume she can be identified by the cavernous howling she makes as she walks by though.

And I don't think octomom would be that bad. Aren't most multiple babies delivered by c-section? The snizz may still be intact.


I think both Kate Gosselin and Octomom had C-sections, since they both had multiples?


/At least from what I can remember
 
Deacon Blue [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 03:57:16 AM
When I played Warhammer Online, there was a female Dwarf Runepriest named "Katepluseight". Looked JUST like her, the hair and everything. First time I saw her I laughed my ass off.
 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 04:17:01 AM
I think this is the second digitalspy.com link to fail for me tonight.
 
bigfatdave
2010-02-09 04:52:03 AM
Stop giving attention to the troll-lady!
 
myspamhere
2010-02-09 05:20:56 AM
infinite kids typing on infinite typewriters ..........
 
Old enough to know better
2010-02-09 05:49:17 AM
Think I'd rather wait 15-20 years for the kids to start writing tell-all books about their hellspawn of a mother and what a farked up family life they had.
 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 05:52:07 AM
Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: spidermann: I am waiting for the hardcore porn spread with her, Octomom, and Michelle Dugger.

/you will never get that picture out of your mind now

I think I just heard my conscious imagination dropping a toaster into the tub.

www.filmdope.com

"It's just the echo!"
 
dobedobeDUE
2010-02-09 05:53:42 AM
As a kind of general rule shouldn't you have read a book before writing one? I bet once you put it down you can't (won't) pick it up.
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2010-02-09 05:58:15 AM
In other news, in other news meme is overplayed
 
mycathatesyou
2010-02-09 07:08:05 AM
I hate that farking whore.
 
Dear Jerk
2010-02-09 07:19:32 AM
I don't imagine she has written any books. She probably just complains like any woman, but has somebody to transcribe it and sell it, after it's mixed with plenty of boilerplate about the saintliness of motherhood.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 07:41:58 AM
She has three books out, and she's the one getting the five-digit alimony?

/I want to see a steel cage match between China and Discovery Communications
 
michaelgvh
2010-02-09 07:51:51 AM
Apparently adding the "in other news" meme will get you on Fark today. Let's see the trifecta next.
 
Persnickety
2010-02-09 08:22:32 AM
Her show is canceled. Her divorce is over with. And there can't possibly be anything left to say about raising eight little kids. Time to slip back into obscurity, lady.
 
irgunner
2010-02-09 08:42:10 AM
Shiat. I can't entertain one 10-month old long enough to write more than a couple e-mails a week.
 
Foolkiller
2010-02-09 08:51:21 AM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: In other news, in other news meme is overplayed

:D
 
fookin eejit
2010-02-09 08:59:13 AM
Kate Gosselin: 3 books
Harper Lee: 1 book.

It's the end of the world aas we know it
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 09:16:46 AM
fookin eejit: Kate Gosselin: 3 books
Harper Lee: 1 book.



That's One and Done. Call me when high schoolers are required to read Kate's books.

/or better, when parent groups petition to get Kate's books removed because of "controversial material".
 
Tjos Weel
2010-02-09 09:33:01 AM
Kate Gosselin: 3 books ghostwritten by who knows (but pretty sure someone was involved)
Harper Lee: 1 book. ghostwritten by Truman Capote


/May not be true
//Does explain the 1 book only though
 
Andralynn
2010-02-09 09:34:41 AM
She wouldn't be writing (or having them ghostwritten) if there weren't people out there buying them.
 
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 09:38:06 AM
Well, she needs some way to pay for $7,000 "Clean Slate Kate" new hairdos...

I can only pray that this is a memoir and not a cookbook/how-to on how to forcibly neuter a husband and ruin the lives of your children, because I weep when I think about how many women will actually purchase this hard-bound stack of toilet paper.
 
Fark You Buddy
2010-02-09 09:38:28 AM
That biatch's 1st book was ghostwritten by a friend of hers...
 
ArthGuinness
2010-02-09 09:50:49 AM
Headline was great. I barely have time to go to the bathroom, and I only have two kids. She's "written" three "books"?
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 10:09:04 AM
Third book? You all sound surprised. It's obcious she won't stop until she has written one book for each kid.
 
PsyLord
2010-02-09 10:23:19 AM
spidermann: I am waiting for the hardcore porn spread with her, Octomom, and Michelle Dugger.

/you will never get that picture out of your mind now

www.toplessrobot.com
 
PsyLord
2010-02-09 10:25:28 AM
OtherLittleGuy: She has three books out, and she's the one getting the five-digit alimony?

/I want to see a steel cage match between China and Discovery Communications

Yeah, I don't get that. Shouldn't she be the one paying spousal support?
 
spidermann [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 10:51:31 AM
PsyLord: OtherLittleGuy: She has three books out, and she's the one getting the five-digit alimony?

/I want to see a steel cage match between China and Discovery Communications

Yeah, I don't get that. Shouldn't she be the one paying spousal support?

Nope. Why?

Because the stupid women empowerment people went nuts in supporting her and it drained into the courtroom.

Jon did some stupid shiat, but he also put up with a lot of crap from her which was captured for TLC. All he had to do was bring in DVDs of the season sets and show "she abused me" and he might have gotten something.

Instead he did what every man does after divorce: spent time enjoying being a man before getting back to doing what a man is supposed to do, namely try to take care of his family.
 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark]
2010-02-09 10:55:10 AM
This is the kind of stuff most people are talking about when they say, "Oh yes, I read all the time!"

And People magazine.
 
docmattic
2010-02-09 10:56:14 AM
fookin eejit: Kate Gosselin: 3 books
Harper Lee: 1 book.

It's the end of the world aas we know it

And I feel fine.

/Or I did until that post about the three-way. Yeeesh.
 
Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear
2010-02-09 11:05:48 AM
^^^^
 
SuburbanCowboy
2010-02-09 11:08:04 AM
It's amazing to me that with all of the books in the world that anyone would actually choose to read a book by Kate Gosselin.
 
rickycal78
2010-02-09 11:10:42 AM
SuburbanCowboy: It's amazing to me that with all of the books in the world that anyone would actually choose to read a book by Kate Gosselin.

You underestimate the buying power of lonely women who do nothing but sit at home watching reality TV that idolize Kate.
 
Erom
2010-02-09 11:14:48 AM
rickycal78: SuburbanCowboy: It's amazing to me that with all of the books in the world that anyone would actually choose to read a book by Kate Gosselin.

You underestimate the buying power of lonely women who do nothing but sit at home watching reality TV that idolize Kate.

yeah, people are farked
 
darkscout
2010-02-09 11:30:21 AM
cretinbob: \\can't wait until they hit their teens and get all stabby

Didn't we just have the story about the 'chicken soup of the soul' guy's kid. Who turned out to be a drug addict in a crappy band?
And there was only 1 of him.

The GF and I always watched how much shiat Jon would put up with. Holy hell that woman was verbally abusive. Ok maybe 1% was worth getting worked up over and maybe at only 25% the amount she got worked up.
 
MarkMartinFan
2010-02-09 11:30:22 AM
Well, to be fair, in her second book she did keep the colors inside the lines.
 
softshoes
2010-02-09 11:39:12 AM
She has upped their style of living whoring out her kids. We'll never know the full price she paid till we get a final tally on #of suicides/drug overdoses by her kids.

I hope it doesn't come to that though.

/she can feel free to walk in front of a train if she likes.
 
smerfnablin
2010-02-09 11:42:57 AM
when does she have to get a real job?
 
castufari
2010-02-09 11:43:08 AM
darkscout: Didn't we just have the story about the 'chicken soup of the soul' guy's kid. Who turned out to be a drug addict in a crappy band?

Yup. A friend of my ex came from a "name". Dad was famous, mom was flush with cash. Both were hyper involved in their communities. What happened to their kid? It's 50 something, rents a room in single wide trailer and does carpentry work when he can get it. His folks where there for everything but him. Pretty screwed up.
 
mongbiohazard
2010-02-09 11:47:26 AM
You have to be pretty gullible if you think she wrote any of those three books herself.
 
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