HELP HELP WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED

FTFA:

So, there you have it, America. Tea Party protesters just "hate the government," they are racists, they are all white folks, they are angry, and they associate with secretive white supremacist groups that want to over throw the U.S. government.

Yeah, pretty much.

Damn white males, we should have some sort of solution to fix that problem. That kind where you don't have any further ones after it.

Bet you didn't know that when you were indulging your right as a citizen to protest your government that you were a dangerous white supremacist that wants to destroy the country, did you? Bet you didn't realize that your reverence for the U.S. Constitution was a subversive thing to do, did you? And I'll also bet that you never imagined that you'd scare the little blue panties off of Captain America!

Nice going Marvel Comics. Thanks for making patriotic Americans into your newest super villains.

ok doke...

Good Lord, Andrew Breitbart's one-week reign as the Stupidest Man on the Face of the Earth may be coming to an end quick. This guy is a farking dipshiat of the highest order.

kitryne: FTFA:

So, there you have it, America. Tea Party protesters just "hate the government," they are racists, they are all white folks, they are angry, and they associate with secretive white supremacist groups that want to over throw the U.S. government.

Yeah, pretty much.

Well, when "we" elected The Dark Knight, all comic book heroes did fall in popularity.

I understand now. It's all so clear to me.

You're all the youngest children of elderly parents. It's not your fault.

Apparently they haven't read any of Marvel's Civil War. Then again, the right-wing bloggarts would say Cappy was a fool for not seeing the wisdom in the Registration Act.

Aexia: Isn't racist white male tea-partiers about four levels of redundancy?

Hey fool, I would rather be a Teabagger then a Teabaggie... So who's nuts you got on your forehead?

I wish he would hunt down the Time Cube guy.

If you got nothing else, play the race card.

sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

Not only is Cappy quaking in his little red booties, but he's sure that the Tea Party folks are dangerous racists, too.

Jesus, what is it with the right wing blogodome and this phrase?

Projection. Conservative politics are almost entirely fear-driven. People with Right-Wing Authoritarian personalities have a heightened fear response compared to the general population.

I don't read comics for political commentary. I hate when they do this, regardless of their opinion.

And that's not Captain America. It's should-have-stayed-dead Bucky.

(but I don't like Cap anyway...)

Spanky_McFarksalot: If you got nothing else, play the race card.

I got mine...

ott remember to check the post to make sure the link is right.

again, I got mine!!!

Because racist white guys who hate the federal government are never a concern.

Wait until he finds out that the current Cap is a former commie assassin! COMMIE CAP!

The stupid, it hurts. And for the record the Watchdogs have been around in the comics for a couple decades, stand ins for far right loon groups. Used to blow up adult book stores and strip clubs, moral majority type whackadoos, now they're teabag loons, doesn't seem like that much of a strectch.

Meh. It's been done.

After this we find that the Captain's plan is to send the black man into a redneck bar to pretend to be a black man working for the IRS and to get everyone all mad... because... well, you know that every white person is a racist that hates black civil servants, right?

1. That is hilarious.
2. A black tax collector in a "redneck" bar? Ok, if it's just "rednecks", that would probably be fine. Some of my favourite people are rednecks. But drunk tea partiers... that's a different category from "redneck" entirely. It is at the very least going to be super awkward for that black tax collector, "We don't take kindly to that around these parts!" style.
3. There are about as many black tea partiers as unicorns. Why would any self-respecting black person hang out in a crowd that is venting their rage about the first black president by calling him a "socialist Nazi" and a literal non-American whose papers aren't in order?
4. As a white person who is all for black civil servants (and for civil servants in general, because unlike tea partiers, I have no problem with the government), I'm not offended by this in the slightest. Tea partiers should see this as a wakeup call about how they are perceived by the general public.

GAT_00: Naturally, the people in these crowds are depicted as being filled with nothing but white folks.

I would like an honest answer of how many minorities he has met at Teabagger rallies, because every time I look at those pictures of a Teabagger rally, all I see are white people.



/listen to bob marley

Spanky_McFarksalot: If you got nothing else, play the "play the race card" card.

FTFY


Teabagger: Slave-owner Taxpayer = NI66AR
Bystander: Um, you probably shouldn't say that...
Teabagger: STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD ON ME!!!111

Spanky_McFarksalot: If you got nothing else, play the race card.

Because as we know, there's never been any sign of racism among the "Tea Party" movement.


Oh, wait.

Sgt Otter: DrunkJack: Wait until he finds out that the current Cap is a former commie assassin! COMMIE CAP!

The stupid, it hurts. And for the record the Watchdogs have been around in the comics for a couple decades, stand ins for far right loon groups. Used to blow up adult book stores and strip clubs, moral majority type whackadoos, now they're teabag loons, doesn't seem like that much of a strectch.



Yep. First Appearance: Captain America #335, published November 1987.

They blew up porn?!

Ha! Captain America should fight them plotting to blow up the entire internet, just to update the storyline.

Aexia: Isn't racist white male tea-partiers about four levels of redundancy?

no, because there's black tea partiers

GAT_00: Naturally, the people in these crowds are depicted as being filled with nothing but white folks.

I would like an honest answer of how many minorities he has met at Teabagger rallies, because every time I look at those pictures of a Teabagger rally, all I see are white people.


Anti-war protest. Nothing but white people. Must be all racists.

DrunkJack: far right loon groups

there's more then one of me?

and i'm fairly sure i'm ambidextrous, not heavily right

Look at all these dirty white supremacists.


I say we all lighten up a bit and protest the way God intended us to:

Ukrainians have this thing down. They're all white, is that okay?

limboslam: Ukrainians have this thing down. They're all white, is that okay?

wait, they have protest signs?

I keep telling my friend who is black that she should become a Tea Partier, write a book and be trotted everywhere as their Token. She'd make a mint at it and get to travel for free.

/downside, have to hang out with them
//plus side, I bet the food they eat is good
///down side, she will be asked to go get them taxis/luggage now and again (new window)

Funny. When Captain America criticized the hippies who protested against Vietnam during the 60s and 70s, I don't recall any of these people standing up and saying that protesting the government was patriotic.

In fact, it seems like most of these people were anti-protest until the Tea Party movement took off which coincidentally happened to kick off when Obama took office.

racist, white male tea partiers

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

Remember when the far right was screaming that every single Muslim wasn't condemning the 9/11 attacks (when, in fact, most were)?

Ssssoooo...how come the majority of tea partiers aren't openly comdemning the racists in their ranks? I hear an anecdote now and then, but for the most part, it sure appears that the racists are running the show.