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(Contact Music) Followup Dr. Conrad Murray charged with involuntarily manslaughtering Michael Jackson   (contactmusic.com) divider line 130
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2010-02-08 04:04:29 PM
That's bad
 
2010-02-08 04:04:31 PM
What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?
 
2010-02-08 04:04:56 PM
Who's bad?
 
2010-02-08 04:05:06 PM
involuntarily manslaugtering ??

Is that a new dance?
 
2010-02-08 04:05:40 PM
netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

It's like restless leg syndrome, but with a knife in your hand.
 
2010-02-08 04:06:02 PM
This is it for Dr. Murray.
 
2010-02-08 04:06:18 PM
GOOD- he was no longer a licensed physician. He was dispensing medicine without a license. I pretty much agree with this decision.
 
2010-02-08 04:06:25 PM
netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

I think it's when you tell a joke that's so funny that some guy can't help it and laughs involuntarily.
 
2010-02-08 04:06:50 PM
At least he didn't mannheimily steamroller him
 
2010-02-08 04:07:05 PM
Society's to blame!
 
2010-02-08 04:07:41 PM
netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

It's generally synonymous with 3rd degree murder. It usually applies when the killer did not mean to kill the victim and did not intend for their actions to cause death, but their actions directly lead to the victim's death. Dr. Murray didn't mean to kill Michael, but the way he gave Michael drugs directly caused his death.
 
2010-02-08 04:07:42 PM
MONSTERTRUCK: That's bad

he knows it.
 
2010-02-08 04:07:48 PM
Manslaughter? That's funny.
 
2010-02-08 04:08:08 PM
As they say, you can't have manslaughter without laughter.

/Well I guess Subby can.
 
2010-02-08 04:08:16 PM
It would sound much cooler if they said "involuntarily slaughtering MJ." "Manslaughtering" is an ungainly and probably invalid verb, whereas "slaughter," which already conveys the same message, is colorful and evocative.

netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

The type of killing that one can explain by saying "Was that bad? Should I not have done that?" and to which the prosecutor responds "Yes and no."
 
2010-02-08 04:08:40 PM

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Pop some more oxy and wash it down with some whiskey.... you'll figure it out.
 
2010-02-08 04:08:54 PM
netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

Involuntary Man's Laughter? Isn't that when you tickle his balls?
 
2010-02-08 04:09:15 PM
netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

It's accidental murder.
 
2010-02-08 04:09:27 PM
www.grayclouds.net

R.I.P. Murray
 
2010-02-08 04:10:32 PM
slaughter is the best medicine.
 
2010-02-08 04:10:42 PM
Dr. Conrad Murray, he did for 10 year old boys what the legal system refused to do.
 
2010-02-08 04:14:00 PM
netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

Generally it means killing somebody through dumbness. Where all the prosecutor has to do is prove the accused "should have known better".
 
2010-02-08 04:15:15 PM
aw, what the heck....
 
2010-02-08 04:17:26 PM
greentea1985: netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

It's generally synonymous with 3rd degree murder. It usually applies when the killer did not mean to kill the victim and did not intend for their actions to cause death, but their actions directly lead to the victim's death. Dr. Murray didn't mean to kill Michael, but the way he gave Michael drugs directly caused his death.


It generally requires the actions that caused the death to be considered negligent as well if I am not mistaken. So basically if you do something stupid and cause someones death, that is involuntary manslaughter.
 
2010-02-08 04:18:02 PM
Then what's voluntary manslaughter?
 
2010-02-08 04:18:49 PM
img713.imageshack.us

"It was man's laughter"

/we miss you, Benjamin
 
2010-02-08 04:18:55 PM
Subby is guilty of 3rd degree murder of the letter "h" in "manslaughter."
 
2010-02-08 04:19:26 PM
I heard his lawyer will argue it was justifiable pedocide.
 
2010-02-08 04:19:47 PM
AliasUndercover: Then what's voluntary manslaughter?

Killing someone in the heat of passion when you didn't intend to kill them.
 
2010-02-08 04:21:01 PM
smokinokie: Dr. Conrad Murray, he did for 10 year old boys what the legal system refused to do.

Perhaps he could use the same defense tactic as the abortion doctor murderer.
 
2010-02-08 04:21:05 PM
And I would have voluntarily manslaughtered him for being a kid touching freak.

Justice is justice I suppose
 
2010-02-08 04:21:19 PM
That's ignorant.

i119.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-08 04:21:52 PM
A B C
It's murder in the
Third Degree
Four years in the
Penitentiary
A B C 1 2 3
He's the last doctor
You will see!
 
2010-02-08 04:21:56 PM
Black on black crime is always...wait-
 
2010-02-08 04:22:22 PM
netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

When the mother-in-law took a header down the front stairs in the rain.
 
2010-02-08 04:22:41 PM
Maybe the doctor misunderstood.

It's possible that MJ had something other than needles full of drugs in mind when he told Dr. Conrad that he can handle little pricks...
 
2010-02-08 04:22:47 PM
Involuntary Mannequinslaughter?
 
2010-02-08 04:23:37 PM
AliasUndercover: Then what's voluntary manslaughter?

When I push her.
 
2010-02-08 04:23:44 PM
NanoJack: As they say, you can't have manslaughter without laughter.

/Well I guess Subby can.


This
 
2010-02-08 04:24:31 PM
mjoven1975: Killing someone in the heat of passion when you didn't intend to kill them.

Or sometimes "we got in a fight and it escalated and he came down with a case of dead"
 
2010-02-08 04:24:54 PM
mjoven1975: AliasUndercover: Then what's voluntary manslaughter?

Killing someone in the heat of passion when you didn't intend to kill them.


So voluntary manslaughter is killing someone in a fight where you only intended to fark them up, and involuntary manslaughter is running over somebody because you were too busy texting your BFF to notice them?
 
2010-02-08 04:27:36 PM
Another voluntary manslaughter example: You come home and see someone lurking in your house, hiding behind some furniture, so you whip out your gun and open fire on the invader, only to find it is your best friend Ricardo who was staging a surprise birthday party for you.

I'll never forget that birthday.
 
2010-02-08 04:28:09 PM
The greatest achievemnt Dr. Murray ever contributed to the world of medicine, voluntarily or involuntarily, was to rid the earth of that kiddie-raping shiatbird Michael Jackson.
 
2010-02-08 04:28:11 PM
Bet he gets sued...no, wait...
 
2010-02-08 04:29:25 PM
Doctor Murray
teaches dyin'
in a hurry.
 
2010-02-08 04:30:21 PM
netweavr: What the hell is involuntary manslaughter anyways?

Can we get involuntary murder instead? Or voluntary manslaughter?
 
2010-02-08 04:30:49 PM
Rolo_Tomassi's_Arsepipe: The greatest achievemnt Dr. Murray ever contributed to the world of medicine, voluntarily or involuntarily, was to rid the earth of that kiddie-raping shiatbird Michael Jackson.

I'm inclined to THIS this. Innocent until proven guilty and all that, but my spidey-sense tells me he was a pedo.
 
2010-02-08 04:31:43 PM
WrestlerManager: So voluntary manslaughter is killing someone in a fight where you only intended to fark them up, and involuntary manslaughter is running over somebody because you were too busy texting your BFF to notice them?

Pretty much.
 
2010-02-08 04:33:53 PM
Doctor Conrad Murray
Prescribed in a hurry.
Gave more drugs than he oughtter
Now he's up for manslaugher.

/Let's bring back the clerihew!
 
2010-02-08 04:34:14 PM
He'll beat it.
 
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