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(NYPost) Spiffy Sarah Silverman: I'm done dating narcoleptic fat guys who are emotional bullies   (nypost.com) divider line 129
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MorphOSX
2010-02-08 02:55:48 PM
pen is.

/mightier.
 
MorphOSX
2010-02-08 02:56:32 PM
Crap, wrong thread! But she can still prove my pen is mightier.
 
jonasborg
2010-02-08 03:18:15 PM
Hello, I am skinny and won't pay attention to you. Want to fark?
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 03:53:32 PM
Sarah Silverman: I'm done dating narcoleptic fat guys who are emotional bullies
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 03:55:08 PM
I really don't find her all that funny, but damned if I wouldn't plow her into next Saturday.
 
GurneyHalleck [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 03:56:29 PM
The best role she ever played was in Super High Me as herself.

Love that monkey girl.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 04:06:52 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I love her.
 
TonnageVT [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 04:23:50 PM
So, in other words, Farkers have no shot.
 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 04:29:05 PM
*slaps table*

I'm out!
 
imbrial
2010-02-08 04:55:20 PM
You'll be back you worthless, ugly *zzzzzzzzz
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 05:07:08 PM
How about a narcoleptic fat guy who's actually a total sweetheart? Because then I am so totally in.

/two out of three...?
 
awfulperson [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 05:33:40 PM
Mugato: I don't care what anyone says, I love her.

Indeed. I find her funny as hell. Well, usually. Depends on how heavy she lays on the "cute girl saying crude things" shtick.

Weird thing, though, is that Chelsea Handler has the exact same routine--yet I find her completely unfunny. Leaves me dead cold. And every time I see her show on, and she has guests on, THEY'RE completely unfunny, either inherently, or are simply unfunny only on her show.
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 05:33:46 PM
Joe Franklin raped me.
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 05:35:55 PM
She was emotionally bullied?!?

You're trying to tell me that Sarah just sat there while some verbally belittled her? Sorry, don't buy that.

and yes
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I'd hit it from space, just to make sure
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 05:47:37 PM
Sarah, let's do lunch. Call me.
 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 06:04:51 PM
This is why I'm on a diet. She will be mine. Oh yes. She WILL be mine.
 
Unixfreak [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 06:27:05 PM
I hear she farts in car, rolls up the windows and turns the heater on.
 
skaetur
2010-02-08 07:51:01 PM
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WFern
2010-02-08 07:54:52 PM
I find her hilarious, but even some of her funny stories are disturbing as hell. The dead brother one (true story) that she told on Howard Stern made me laugh and then feel the need to shower.
 
WFern
2010-02-08 07:56:51 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: She was emotionally bullied?!?

You're trying to tell me that Sarah just sat there while some verbally belittled her? Sorry, don't buy that...

Eh. She's admitted to coping with severe depression and a lot of the funniest people out there have had very tragic lives in one respect or another. Hard to say.
 
lostinspace1978
2010-02-08 07:58:19 PM
Le sigh...I've been practicing not telling her she's pretty for years
 
Whodat
2010-02-08 07:58:26 PM
Great. Now could you try to be funny?
 
Mattevil
2010-02-08 07:59:11 PM
She used to date Dave Attell , who while I find extremely funny does kind of speak poorly of her.
 
garyg
2010-02-08 08:01:41 PM
She was hell of a lot more funny and original before dating Kimmel, aka the chauvenistic soul-sucker of all women's essence.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 08:06:47 PM
Maybe now she'll divert her energy to actually being funny for a change.
 
Welfare Peanut Butter
2010-02-08 08:08:14 PM
I do not like Sarah Silverman.

/great thread contribution bro
 
SirAdrianDangerous [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 08:12:26 PM
Sarah Silverman: I'm done dating narcoleptic fat guys who are emotional bullies

Out of the running before I even got to the starting line...

/guess i'll go take a nap.
//after I undermine someones self esteem.
 
cfish78
2010-02-08 08:12:53 PM
well, that blows!
/narcoleptic fat emotional bully
 
Slam Bradley
2010-02-08 08:13:23 PM
imbrial: You'll be back you worthless, ugly *zzzzzzzzz

top drawer material
 
DrZiffle
2010-02-08 08:14:41 PM
Fear the JAP!
 
mooseyfate
2010-02-08 08:15:00 PM
Unixfreak: I hear she farts in car, rolls up the windows and turns the heater on.

Yeah, but that's not even the worst part. I heard that when she drops the kids off at the pool, she'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
shoegaze99
2010-02-08 08:15:29 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: She was emotionally bullied?!?

You're trying to tell me that Sarah just sat there while some verbally belittled her? Sorry, don't buy that.


Not all that unlikely. People like her often use the stage as a way to express the strong personality they're not capable of expressing in real, intimate relationships. You'd think being on stage is really putting yourself out there, but it's really quite the opposite. It's very easy to put on a character and hide in plain sight. Much harder to deal with real emotions one on one.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 08:22:09 PM
She sounds needy.

/She needs my penis. I just know it.
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 08:23:13 PM
Hot Jews make my pants tight.
 
steamingpile
2010-02-08 08:24:40 PM
Why would anyone tell her shes pretty, she only dumped kimmel because now shes got more fame(god knows why, not funny at all) and can now afford a boy toy to complement sugar momma all the time.

Average at best but hot if you are in boston and most of the NE
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 08:24:58 PM
She thought Jimmy Kimmel was macho? He's a fat slob who probably couldn't do one pushup, how the fark is he macho?
 
Dogfacedgod
2010-02-08 08:27:13 PM
Sounds like your typical dumb biatch who deep down loves to be treated like shiat by a bad boy. She will dump this "nice guy" quicker than shiat because she will get bored with him.

You want this coont to love you? kick her in the coont.
 
WFern
2010-02-08 08:29:17 PM
Klippoklondike: She thought Jimmy Kimmel was macho? He's a fat slob who probably couldn't do one pushup, how the fark is he macho?

She claims he could pick her up.
 
towatchoverme
2010-02-08 08:32:22 PM
In other news, Jimmy Kimmel has vowed to date women who are funny.
 
Insomnambulant
2010-02-08 08:32:44 PM
I'm done dating narcoleptic fat guys who are emotional bullies...

More for us!
 
the dizzle
2010-02-08 08:34:53 PM
I'd hit it (nsfw language)
 
aurorous
2010-02-08 08:39:13 PM
I'm done dating narcoleptic fat guys who are emotional bullies...


So she's given up on her dream of sleeping her way all the way up to Artie Lange?
 
shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 08:44:37 PM
"I'm done dating narcoleptic fat guys who are emotional bullies"


Totally a low blow, Sarah.

...I am NOT fat!
 
Insomnambulant
2010-02-08 08:46:55 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: She was emotionally bullied?!?

You're trying to tell me that Sarah just sat there while some verbally belittled her? Sorry, don't buy that.

and yes

I'd hit it from space, just to make sure

Just to make sure about what?
 
BasqueBastard
2010-02-08 08:49:54 PM
So my Dad's out of the running then?
 
kyleaugustus
2010-02-08 09:01:12 PM
pics.livejournal.com

Are you guys talking about that girl from Star Trek Voyager?
 
F42
2010-02-08 09:01:28 PM
FTFA: "The guy I'm dating now, who is so awesome, is not my typical fare. [...] I think he's the first guy in a decade who's given me any kind of compliment, like saying I'm pretty or anything."

So, wait. What? Why was she dating guys who didn't like her?

/I know women like jerks
//I dunno why, though
 
WrongTrousers
2010-02-08 09:02:49 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: She was emotionally bullied?!?

You're trying to tell me that Sarah just sat there while some verbally belittled her? Sorry, don't buy that.

and yes

I'd hit it from space, just to make sure

secondpagemedia.com
 
wydok
2010-02-08 09:03:48 PM
So... she' not farking Matt Damon anymore, then?
 
spencurai
2010-02-08 09:18:28 PM
As long as I could have her vocal chords removed and have the speech centers of her brain disconnected...oh wait I'm fat and emotionally abusive and all that which has worked out for me pretty well thus far.
 
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