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(Metro) Sick If you're a veterinarian, it's considered "inappropriate and unprofessional behaviour" to put a dog's testicles in your mouth. Huh, who knew?   (metro.co.uk) divider line 92
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Ranger Joe [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 01:50:56 PM
Was it his dog?
 
aug3
2010-02-08 01:57:08 PM
fta
"Not only did he put the testicle from a castrated dog in his mouth but he also put a medical tube up his nose and showed a nurse a photo of his erect penis on his mobile phone. "

All at the same time?
i usually wait til the 2nd date
 
olddeegee [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:00:31 PM
I don't know if I want to live in a world where you can't put dog testicles wherever you want to. Or at least watch some eastern European chick do it on line.....
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:05:36 PM
I think he learned that procedure in school. (new window)
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:06:11 PM
I learned it from watching you Fluffy!
 
show me
2010-02-08 02:11:30 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I actually enjoy getting struck off.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:15:44 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I learned it from watching you Fluffy!

Might have learned it from Dirty Jobs.

Dirty Jobs has learned to respect its viewers as well as its "actors." The first seasons tried to protect the viewer from some of the scenes that could truly be uncomfortable or embarrassing; when collecting semen from a horse, the horse's anatomy was shadowed out. In recent seasons, there are no longer any fuzzy camera shots. A very memorable scene has Mike Rowe bite the testicles off a sheep. (NOTE: The show now carries a caution that some scenes may be too graphic for some viewers.)
 
The Martintuckian
2010-02-08 02:20:24 PM
It's ok if you pet him first.
 
CheekyMonkey
2010-02-08 02:21:16 PM
What about the dogs' owners' testicles?

\so many questions
 
lukelightning
2010-02-08 02:21:50 PM
Stupid holier-than-thou veterinarians... we evolved to eat meat, god dammit!
 
geekasaurus
2010-02-08 02:22:10 PM
impulse control problem?
 
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher
2010-02-08 02:22:11 PM
But it's still okay if you're not a veterinarian? Right? RIGHT???
 
ihyln
2010-02-08 02:22:32 PM
tvmedia.ign.com

approves
 
mreuther
2010-02-08 02:22:58 PM
If only there were a political organisation to rally around this particular sex act.
 
Mad Scientist
2010-02-08 02:23:05 PM
Well, I'm not a veterinarian. So it's ok?
 
lukelightning
2010-02-08 02:25:17 PM
Cake Hunter: I think he learned that procedure in school. (new window)

I love this picture. It looks like the doc is breaking bad news to the bunny.

www.ed.ac.uk

A: The tests indicate that you are allergic to carrots.
B: You've contracted hopititis.
C: You're going to need a hare transplant.
 
honk
2010-02-08 02:25:58 PM
MOST unprofessional, Herriot. Unacceptable behaviour, that.
 
Brick-House
2010-02-08 02:26:04 PM
ftfa

img.metro.co.uk

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
 
radioman_
2010-02-08 02:27:08 PM
He could have been testing the testicle for AIDS. People are just so damn quick to jump to conclusions.
 
theotherbilly
2010-02-08 02:28:01 PM
mreuther: If only there were a political organisation to rally around this particular sex act.

Pass-up Eating Testicals of Animals?
 
Anastacya
2010-02-08 02:28:10 PM
Your dog wants a reach-around.
 
DIGITALgimpus
2010-02-08 02:29:07 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Dirty Jobs has learned to respect its viewers as well as its "actors." The first seasons tried to protect the viewer from some of the scenes that could truly be uncomfortable or embarrassing; when collecting semen from a horse, the horse's anatomy was shadowed out. In recent seasons, there are no longer any fuzzy camera shots. A very memorable scene has Mike Rowe bite the testicles off a sheep. (NOTE: The show now carries a caution that some scenes may be too graphic for some viewers.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxpb2KkgRQ
 
Qatmandu
2010-02-08 02:29:22 PM
Well, that's just the dog's bollocks, innit?
 
cleveoh
2010-02-08 02:29:28 PM
If you're a veterinarian, it's considered "inappropriate and unprofessional behaviour" to put a dog's testicles in your mouth

Even if you pet him first?
 
No Such Agency
2010-02-08 02:29:38 PM
jehovahs witness protection:
Dirty Jobs has learned to respect its viewers as well as its "actors." The first seasons tried to protect the viewer from some of the scenes that could truly be uncomfortable or embarrassing; when collecting semen from a horse, the horse's anatomy was shadowed out. In recent seasons, there are no longer any fuzzy camera shots. A very memorable scene has Mike Rowe bite the testicles off a sheep. (NOTE: The show now carries a caution that some scenes may be too graphic for some viewers.)

I remember when "All Creatures Great and Small" featured the actors playing the vets actually fisting cows. Try getting most actors to do that now...

This is not what they found in there
www.allcreaturesgreatandsmall.org
 
FarkinHostile
2010-02-08 02:30:46 PM
In his defense, the dog was dressed all slutty. Just asking for it, IMO.
 
mitEj [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:31:18 PM
This guy should just hand out business cards that say Aristocrats! and then smile
 
mental
2010-02-08 02:32:02 PM
img692.imageshack.us
/wanted for questioning...
 
mehtoole
2010-02-08 02:32:22 PM
FTFA: He was also found guilty 'of a very serious and unpleasant series of misjudgments which were upsetting to his colleagues'.

When will the uncomfortable sitcom version of his exploits be available?

/staring ricky gervais if possible
 
Kohl
2010-02-08 02:35:02 PM
Brick-House: ftfa



awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

What a dog with balls may look like.
 
LarryDan43
2010-02-08 02:36:13 PM
Is it okay for vegans? I get those and veterinarians mixed up. Which are the ones that hold up signs saying eating meat and sucking puppy balls is cruel while wearing leather shoes?
 
hill_arious
2010-02-08 02:36:22 PM
He was just returning the favor. after all, the dog's been licking peanut butter off him for weeks. don't want to be a selfish lover...
 
garandman1a
2010-02-08 02:36:23 PM
aug3: "Not only did he put the testicle from a castrated dog in his mouth but he also put a medical tube up his nose and showed a nurse a photo of his erect penis on his mobile phone. "

Well, if this is wrong I don't want to be right.

I wonder if he did all these things at the same time. Thats a picture right there worth far more then a thousand words.
 
SweetDickens
2010-02-08 02:37:15 PM
Red rocket, red rocket.....
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:37:24 PM
Unprofessional? I guess it depends on whether the testicles were still attached to the dog.
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:37:57 PM
lukelightning: Cake Hunter: I think he learned that procedure in school. (new window)

I love this picture. It looks like the doc is breaking bad news to the bunny.



A: The tests indicate that you are allergic to carrots.
B: You've contracted hopititis.
C: You're going to need a hare transplant.

D: Our head surgeon is going on a ski trip and needs a lucky charm of some sort.

hopititis!
 
Gussie Fink-Nottle
2010-02-08 02:38:04 PM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
Fano
2010-02-08 02:39:47 PM
aug3: fta
"Not only did he put the testicle from a castrated dog in his mouth but he also put a medical tube up his nose and showed a nurse a photo of his erect penis on his mobile phone. "

All at the same time?
i usually wait til the 2nd date

This dude definitely sounds committed to Comedy.
 
i.r.id10t
2010-02-08 02:39:53 PM
Sorry Fluffy, we are fresh out of pregnancy tests but we need to run just one more ...

lukelightning: Cake Hunter: I think he learned that procedure in school. (new window)

I love this picture. It looks like the doc is breaking bad news to the bunny.



A: The tests indicate that you are allergic to carrots.
B: You've contracted hopititis.
C: You're going to need a hare transplant.
 
theknuckler_33
2010-02-08 02:40:17 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I learned it from watching you Fluffy!

Might have learned it from Dirty Jobs.

Dirty Jobs has learned to respect its viewers as well as its "actors." The first seasons tried to protect the viewer from some of the scenes that could truly be uncomfortable or embarrassing; when collecting semen from a horse, the horse's anatomy was shadowed out. In recent seasons, there are no longer any fuzzy camera shots. A very memorable scene has Mike Rowe bite the testicles off a sheep. (NOTE: The show now carries a caution that some scenes may be too graphic for some viewers.)

Came to make this reference.
 
Babwa Wawa [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:41:55 PM
aug3: "Not only did he put the testicle from a castrated dog in his mouth but he also put a medical tube up his nose and showed a nurse a photo of his erect penis on his mobile phone. "

Wasn't this guy a baseball analyst for ESPN?
 
LesserEvil [TotalFark]
2010-02-08 02:42:02 PM
Cake Hunter: I think he learned that procedure in school. (new window)

Obviously...

www.ed.ac.uk
 
Okieboy
2010-02-08 02:42:23 PM
cleveoh 2010-02-08 02:29:28 PM
If you're a veterinarian, it's considered "inappropriate and unprofessional behaviour" to put a dog's testicles in your mouth

Even if you pet him first?

"Depends on the personality....heh heh heh...maybe if it's a beagle" - Beavis
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-02-08 02:42:29 PM
CheekyMonkey: What about the dogs' owners' testicles?

\so many questions

I'd need to know the breed of dog before I can truly pass judgement.
 
fernanernie
2010-02-08 02:43:19 PM
This is what happens when VZW blocks 4chan.
 
Isildur
2010-02-08 02:43:25 PM
He was just ruminating on the outcome of a few lab testes.
 
brawberrys
2010-02-08 02:45:47 PM
Weirdly enough i've actually met this guy at a party a few years ago... he was nuts.. but then most vets are slightly mental, i think its to do with all the crazy knowledge they carry in there heads (my sister is a vet.)
 
gregory311
2010-02-08 02:47:14 PM
Dog's testicle vet struck off? What farking language is that?
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2010-02-08 02:48:18 PM
Two Aggies are standing at a street corner, waiting for the light. Across the street they spot a big dog, lying there causally licking his balls. One guy looks to the other and says 'Man don't you wish you could do that?' The other says 'yea, I do , but I'm afraid he may bite me.'

/tip the veal
 
tricycleracer
2010-02-08 02:53:23 PM
I read that "vegetarian" and thought "Well, that makes sense."
 
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