GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

Seeing her now, I think he made the right choice...

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

Why does Vanilla Ice want his daughter to be a stripper?



/Dusti

Bossa Nova!

Chevy Nova?

And he made her choose between him and Dick Tracy

Gunny Highway: And he made her choose between him and Dick Tracy

Wait...Dick Tracy banged Donatello?

Pre-Crisis DC was weird.

Didn't that Rico Suave guy marry a girl from Huntington, West Virginia?

NINJA NINJA RAP

You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Pineapple S. Fusion: You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Dirt to ya Murtha...

/Wait, is this the right thread?

I Like Madonna

Brick-House: I Like Madonna

That kid definitely looks like a juggalo.

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

/damn you all, I'd managed to forget!

Y'know, I've mocked Vanilla Ice for as long as I remember, but I have to give the man credit when it's due. At the height of his career, he was nailing Madonna at her hottest.

Dude made the right call. The turtles aged better.

FirstNationalBastard: Will it ever stop?

Yo, I don't know.

Turn off the lights and I glow.

"At the height of his career, he was nailing Madonna at her hottest."

Yeah, two media whores, flailing on the beach.
Untalented and over-rated, what a combination.

He chose wisely...

Kurmudgeon: Yeah, two media whores, flailing on the beach.
Untalented and over-rated, what a combination.

Madonna and Vanilla Ice still get your blood boiling huh?

/it was 20 years ago man move on.

SickLabRat: FirstNationalBastard: Will it ever stop?

Yo, I don't know.

Turn off the lights and I glow.

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

/Wish I could forget

I want the guy that's been making the recent Batman movies to make one about the Ninja Turtles.

The first movie that came out in 89-90 or thereabouts was a legitimately good film; I'd love to see it updated and awesomeified (pretty sure that's a word) by the best in the biz.

Why Would I Read the Article: I want the guy that's been making the recent Batman movies to make one about the Ninja Turtles.

The first movie that came out in 89-90 or thereabouts was a legitimately good film; I'd love to see it updated and awesomeified (pretty sure that's a word) by the best in the biz.

Great... Christian Bale lending his gravelly voice to Raphael? No thanks.

Link (new window)

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Why Would I Read the Article: The first movie that came out in 89-90 or thereabouts was a legitimately good film; I'd love to see it updated and awesomeified (pretty sure that's a word) by the best in the biz.

I remember when the first one came out and people were like, "WTF is this shiat?" It was very dark and not at all like the cartoon. It was based more on the comics, which most people didn't know were very dark. Hell, most people probably didn't even realize the cartoons were spawned from the comics and were lightened up in order to appeal to kids. The 2nd movie, as a result, was made to be more like the cartoons, which is what people expected from a TMNT movie.

The 3rd movie...we won't even talk about that.

/3rd movie wasn't made by the same people who did the 1st and 2nd ones, and it was painfully obvious
//Jim Henson's Creature Shop FTW

I guess I was the only one who liked The New Guy. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't under the illusion that it was good, but it was at least entertaining.

TMNT - was invented in a town real close to mine. Back then there was a pretty strong comic culture going on there. Those guys got real lucky and hit it big.

And remember... Go ninja, go ninja, go.

I made another funny!

ToyChop: Gunny Highway: And he made her choose between him and Dick Tracy

Wait...Dick Tracy banged Donatello?

Pre-Crisis DC was weird.

Sounds like a photoshop for /b/

CraicBaby: Why Would I Read the Article: The first movie that came out in 89-90 or thereabouts was a legitimately good film; I'd love to see it updated and awesomeified (pretty sure that's a word) by the best in the biz.

I remember when the first one came out and people were like, "WTF is this shiat?" It was very dark and not at all like the cartoon. It was based more on the comics, which most people didn't know were very dark. Hell, most people probably didn't even realize the cartoons were spawned from the comics and were lightened up in order to appeal to kids. The 2nd movie, as a result, was made to be more like the cartoons, which is what people expected from a TMNT movie.

The 3rd movie...we won't even talk about that.

/3rd movie wasn't made by the same people who did the 1st and 2nd ones, and it was painfully obvious
//Jim Henson's Creature Shop FTW

The first movie still holds up. It's entertaining. It's not a GREAT film, but it's fun.

The second film is amusing, but much more kid-friendly.

The third film... let's not go there.

The recent CGI film was actually pretty good. I just wish Shredder was in it.

Turtles Forever - the recent crossover film - was surprisingly well-done.

Just for good measure - Angry Video Game Nerd's review of Part 3 - part 1 (new window)
part 2 (new window)

wyrlss: I guess I was the only one who liked The New Guy. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't under the illusion that it was good, but it was at least entertaining.

That movie was one of the few times I saw BOTH O'Connell brothers together.

And Vanilla Ice was great in it.

bobthemonkey: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

Kygz: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

Oobleck: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

GO! GO! GO! GO!

Pyynk: Y'know, I've mocked Vanilla Ice for as long as I remember, but I have to give the man credit when it's due. At the height of his career, he was nailing Madonna at her hottest.

Anything less than the best is a felony.

I love the story about Suge Knight threatening to throw him off a building in Vegas.

Eh, I'm layin off Vanilla these days. He doesn't seem like THAT big of a douche. 19 years of abuse is enough in my opinion.

FirstNationalBastard 2010-02-08 05:57:55 PM

Pray tell, if I were to light up a stage, could I watch you jump like a candle?

Are you kidding?

To the extreme I rock a mike like a vandal
-Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle-

wyrlss

I guess I was the only one who liked The New Guy. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't under the illusion that it was good, but it was at least entertaining

you're not alone, bro.
I liked "the new guy" too.

[i barely remember it, but I do know that i liked it]
[DJ Qualls or whatever his name is, was cool. whatever happened to him, anyway?]

Klippoklondike: YES! Many, many times.

"Madonna and Vanilla Ice still get your blood boiling huh?

/it was 20 years ago man move on."

Your imagination is getting away from you, however, disgust doesn't usually fade with time.