Sarah Palin is a retard.

Will she write her nomination speech on her hand, too?

God I hope so. The lulz would be epic.

Someone be sure to let her know that a presidential term is 4 years, not 2.5.

... crosses fingers... wants to see more Tina Fey on TV!

Man I always suspected Drew had a crush on the old gal, but this is really getting ridiculamus...

As a left-of-center Obama supporter, let me say....

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

If this whore can milk any more $$ out of running for office, you betcha she'll do it.

Those two heads on the bottom kinda look like her I guess

Part of me thinks this would result in huge entertainment value for the 2012 campaign. The other part of me is scared to death because there are actually enough retard in this country to vote her into office.

As opposed to Troll Loser Mouth Froth.

Palin: "I think that it would be absurd to not consider what it is that I can potentially do to help our country."

Any suggestions? Who wants to start?

WFern: As a left-of-center Obama supporter, let me say....

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Admitting that you are an Obama supporter is equal to wearing a sign on your chest that exclaims "I am a retard!"

If she were to win, those would be the worst 20 months our country has ever seen.

CravenMorehead: Part of me thinks this would result in huge entertainment value for the 2012 campaign. The other part of me is scared to death because there are actually enough retard in this country to vote her into office.

Good. Maybe this kind of passionate intensity could be construed as a wakeup call for citizens to get more involved in political matters instead of eyerolling "oh not another political discussion."

Palin is a moron that doesn't even deserve a first name. Seriously, anyone who votes for her should just kill themselves and do the rest of us a favor.

robmilmel: No way in hell. Even a mental pygmy such as herself knows there's NO chance for her in politics anymore and there's more money and even less responsibility in punditry.
It's just to keep people interested in her name after the fiasco of the TeaBagger's Convention and keep sending in those dollars.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity combined with vicious ambition.

CravenMorehead: Part of me thinks this would result in huge entertainment value for the 2012 campaign. The other part of me is scared to death because there are actually enough retard in this country to vote her into office.

During the 08 election, only something to the effect of a third of all Americans were polled as thinking she was qualified for the presidency. I'm more worried about some TeaBagger being whipped into a frenzy and shooting Obama when he wins a second term than I am about Palin getting the seat.

CravenMorehead: Part of me thinks this would result in huge entertainment value for the 2012 campaign. The other part of me is scared to death because there are actually enough retard in this country to vote her into office.

All around me are mouth breathing retards who view Palin as some sort of Mother Mary figure, and she alone can save hurrmerika from the Godless libruls.

I see stupid people!

Why would the GOP run her? If they did it would guarantee an Obama re-election victory. I am certain they could find somebody better. Even if you don't look at her "qualifications" or problems therein, she is simply a polarizing candidate. The majority of the nation is not going to come together around her to win.

Well, being that she has Faux-News as her own corporate propaganda machine, that would be the only reason this could be scary. Beyond that, I think it's great. It guarantees an Obama reelection, but of course, dooms us all to the most horrible news cycle ever conceived by man.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: CravenMorehead: Part of me thinks this would result in huge entertainment value for the 2012 campaign. The other part of me is scared to death because there are actually enough retard in this country to vote her into office.

All around me are mouth breathing retards who view Palin as some sort of Mother Mary figure, and she alone can save hurrmerika from the Godless libruls.

I see stupid people!

My parents were discussing how much more "common sense" she has than Obama.

It was the funniest farking thing I'd ever heard. I can't imagine what kind of warped, alternate-reality twist on the definition of "common sense" they had in their little brains.

I'd vote for her just for the laughs.

This country is so totally off the rails as it is, all we need to do is hold up a sign that says "uh-oh" before we fall.

Who cares anymore?

Palin / Edwards 2012!!!

Everybody has to take one drink!!!!

HAHAHAHA!WHO EFFING CARES!!!!!!

WTF do Tea Party people stand for?

Palin was FOR the bailouts. She specifically said the financial system HAD to be bailed out to protect Main Street America.

They talk about "jobs". The auto bailouts did protect jobs. While there's a lot of questions there, they don't do any questions. They have no arguments. They have no platform. Just people yelling "we pay too much taxes!" without any position on how much they'd like to pay and what government functions they want cut.

Odd that they're arguing taxes are killing us, and yet have no problem with this $500/plate banquet.

WFern: As a left-of-center Obama supporter, let me say....

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Thisohthisohthis!

(Can't think of a good 'she'll quit after two years' joke. So fark it)

Just keep on derping, troll.

earth: Palin is a moron that doesn't even deserve a first name. Seriously, anyone who votes for her should just kill themselves and do the rest of us a favor.

Also, Bush apologists & Obama supporters. Seriously, it's time to just clean house and start killing everyone, but I'd really like to start with the power-mongers that are the evil, greedy bastards in the Hose, Senate, and any PACs and Lobbyists. People who seek power do not ever deserve it; Government OF the People, BY the People, FOR THE PEOPLE. Also also, that doesn't mean "Entitlement For The People" either. Capitalists may suck, but they suck less than those who think thievery and 'wealth redistribution' equals Freedom and Progress. NO ONE has the right to other peoples' wealth, ever. GO MAKE YOUR OWN dammit.

This is the problem with your politics, Americans. All these farking worthless political personality cults which have betrayed you every single time. At least here in Canada, it's really just a matter of replacing the personality-less lawyer with a personality-less economist or vice versa if we don't like him.

kxs401: Veteran of the Cola Wars: CravenMorehead: Part of me thinks this would result in huge entertainment value for the 2012 campaign. The other part of me is scared to death because there are actually enough retard in this country to vote her into office.

All around me are mouth breathing retards who view Palin as some sort of Mother Mary figure, and she alone can save hurrmerika from the Godless libruls.

I see stupid people!

My parents were discussing how much more "common sense" she has than Obama.

It was the funniest farking thing I'd ever heard. I can't imagine what kind of warped, alternate-reality twist on the definition of "common sense" they had in their little brains.

OMFG that is exactly what folks round these parts say. She has more common sense and earthy wisdom, that's what hurrmerika needs right now.

Oh God, I'm scared. I feel like the girl in the basement in the Blair Witch project.

**Shudder**

libbynomore2:
but stoopid doesn't understand shame I suppose.


This is the greatest bit or irony I have ever seen. You, sir, have honestly made my night. Until this moment I thought you were a terrible, obnoxious fool, and now I realize you actually are a comedic genius and you have played your character perfectly, and I say this with no sarcasm.

whidbey: CravenMorehead: Part of me thinks this would result in huge entertainment value for the 2012 campaign. The other part of me is scared to death because there are actually enough retard in this country to vote her into office.

Good. Maybe this kind of passionate intensity could be construed as a wakeup call for citizens to get more involved in political matters instead of eyerolling "oh not another political discussion."

That would be the best thing Sarah Palin could do for this country. Even better than her revival and popularization of the word "retard". I know if she runs I'll be doing volunteer work for Obama again.

Tea Party is the GOP setup of going back to what they used to stand for. The post civil war thru WWII repub's who claim that liberalism isn't the classical definition, but the definition of whatever they hate.

The Tea Party is a complete sham that uses historical inaccuracy as its flag for making a big stink about nothing to garner support for their phony candidates.

thespindrifter: earth: Palin is a moron that doesn't even deserve a first name. Seriously, anyone who votes for her should just kill themselves and do the rest of us a favor.

Also, Bush apologists & Obama supporters.

libbynomore2: oh goodie!!!!


can't wait for the next round of Liberal mouth froth!!!!!

Wouldn't it be easier to refer your lady to this website)?

whidbey
Just keep on derping, troll.

That's all it is, these days, isn't it? I mean, can you seriously remember the last time a Republican made a cogent, factual post here on Fark that arises to the level of an average TGOT spew from a few years ago?

When you can't outswim the other side, just take a big dump in the pool.

/the pool is America

Is that Fear Factor show still on? The only thing surrounding Palin that could surprise me anymore would be her announcing her candidacy as a contestant on that show, right after spitting out a mouthful of caribou testicles.

Palin?? Pile on the hatred, QUICK!!

Yay. More Palin means more of this:

In the event of a Palin nomination, I'd like to help express our national panic.

Poke poke.

I thought she was done being a politician.

Palin for president!

/I just threw up in my mouth a little
//oops, no, I just threw up in my mouth a LOT