After 30 fried chicken wings, 10 beers, 2 hoagies, and more exercise than they see all year, yeah, I'd imagine some fatties are going to die.

It ain't the Superbowl, it's the other 364 days a year of doing nothing strenuous.

true story. my grandfather a huge michigan fan died when his number 2 michigan lost to # 1 ohio st. from a heartattack.

True story, a guy at my former church was watching the ohio state-michigan game about 7 years ago. It was hard fought and one of the teams (I think Ohio State) managed to just barely pull off the win. According to the minister right at the end of the game he declared 'How about that.' and then suffered a massive heart attack and died on the spot.

all dem salty snacks can cause fluid retention and CHF, too.

fuller1231: true story. my grandfather a huge michigan fan died when his number 2 michigan lost to # 1 ohio st. from a heartattack.

That... wait. The entire Michigan team suffered a simultaneous heart attack??

is funny that one of the tags is "rams"
/rams fan

From the Bureau of Rectal Stats, of course.


I just hope that I don't have a heart attack while I beat my wife while simultaneously flushing the toilet during the Super Bowl.


I gotta learn to pace myself.

Anyone who is going to suffer a massive cardiac event because of a game is probably the kind of person who a.) will be pushed over that edge by just about any mundane "stressful" event and b.) is probably living the lifestyle of a ventricular time-bomb anyway.

The headline sounds like a perfect recreation of my during Super Bowls XXI, XXII and XXIV.

GODDAMITT ELWAY YOU FARKING IDIOTTTTAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHH....

Linux_Yes: THE SAINTS WILL PLANT MANNING'S REPUBLICAN ASS.

Of course the game is rigged
Can't win if ya don't play

Maynard G. Muskievote: Anyone who is going to suffer a massive cardiac event because of a game is probably the kind of person who a.) will be pushed over that edge by just about any mundane "stressful" event and b.) is probably living the lifestyle of a ventricular time-bomb anyway.

You mean like this Viking fan?

roflmaonow: Maynard G. Muskievote: Anyone who is going to suffer a massive cardiac event because of a game is probably the kind of person who a.) will be pushed over that edge by just about any mundane "stressful" event and b.) is probably living the lifestyle of a ventricular time-bomb anyway.

You mean like this Viking fan?

Yeah, that'll make a bakers dozen for him, Bob. (Different team, I know, but fat slob midwesterners are all the same.)

sbchamp: Linux



it does Seem like games run into overtime more than they used to. overtime is heaven for advertisers. it keeps folks glued to the screen.

just a coincidence i'm sure. course, anything is possible these days.

Linux_Yes: THE SAINTS WILL PLANT MANNING'S REPUBLICAN ASS.

That is a pretty retarded reason to not like a football team. Then again, since you are retarded, that should not shock me.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Linux



typical comment from a trust fund baby who inherited everything.

pay your taxes yet??? or do u have safe haven accounts overseas??

machoprogrammer: Linux



i know its not. but it just bugs me that Manning donated over 8 G's to george bush, bob corker, and fred thompson.

that makes manning a real bugger to me. proves that u don't have to be smart to be a NFL quarterback.


i bet he voted for McSame too, IN SPITE of bush's frkkks ups in our Economy and overseas.


how can i respect someone at that level(Manning) who doesn't even know what his Nation's government is up to??

in my drunken haze i thought it was going to happen to me when "the play" was in motion...helmet catch ftw

The Superbowl isn't going to kill me. It is the damn 35" of snow outside my door.

Broktun

Linux_Yes: machoprogrammer: Linux



i know its not. but it just bugs me that Manning donated over 8 G's to george bush, bob corker, and fred thompson.

that makes manning a real bugger to me. proves that u don't have to be smart to be a NFL quarterback.


i bet he voted for McSame too, IN SPITE of bush's frkkks ups in our Economy and overseas.


how can i respect someone at that level(Manning) who doesn't even know what his Nation's government is up to??

i can understand having things against Bush but... why all the hate against fred thompson and bob corker?

/Duff Man says, "It's hot! Oh yeah!"

Linux_Yes: pay your taxes yet???

I'm very proud to say I have never paid income tax in the united states.

/canada yes
//china yes
/// poland yes

Linux_Yes: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Linux



typical comment from a trust fund baby who inherited everything.

pay your taxes yet??? or do u have safe haven accounts overseas??

And all this time I thought Linux_Yes was just a Geek-tab troll.

Lol at this thing on HLN warning about "the dangers of double dipping."

No I'm not making it up. "Snack safely." LOLOOOLOLOL

AuralArgument: Linux



i trade ya' one shiny, in good shape, american citizenship for a dirty ole' worn out Canadian citizenship!!

AdamK: Linux


its unfair, i know, but birds of a feather....i wouldn't hang around george bush if u paid me to.

and he's wealthy.

Excellent headline subby, I know it all too well.

I'm a Seahawks fan.

_{/fark the Stealers
//no, I'm not gonna get over it.
///Saints Slashies!}

/go Saints

People who get that worked up over sports are farking dumb and deserve to die.