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(   Colts. Saints. Manning. Brees. The matchup we've all been waiting for has finally arrived, and this is your Super Bowl XLIV thread (CBS, kickoff approx. 6:25 ET)   ( divider line
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2010-02-07 06:25:31 PM  

geom_00: SMITHS!!

Good to see you again! Lets hope this game isnt as one sided as the Pens/Flyers series so far this year!!

I've pretty much accepted that the Flyers can't beat the Penguins. It won't stop my love for them of course and my hatred of Pitt.

Capitals are doing pretty well though :)

Anway... foozball.

WTF are they really gonna try to do this again?

Nothing but net redux... even farking COMMERCIALS are being "rebooted"
2010-02-07 06:25:40 PM  
a "nothin' but net" reboot?
I miss creativity
2010-02-07 06:25:46 PM  
Thank god the pre-game BS is over. I move to ban national anthems from all sporting events. We know what country we're in, thank you.
2010-02-07 06:25:47 PM  
Jordan and Bird were better.
2010-02-07 06:25:50 PM  
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2010-02-07 06:25:55 PM  
Neonkopite: Why does the USA's national anthem have to be played again and again and again before farking everything.

Propaganda. It works, biatches.
2010-02-07 06:26:12 PM  
White guy stole my food!!!!!!1
2010-02-07 06:26:24 PM  

Killer Cars: I was only six years old for it, but Whitney Houston's rendition for the Giants/Bills Super Bowl is still the best.

I was also six years old. It is one of my first memories.
2010-02-07 06:26:39 PM  
Byrd stole their lunch, yet another example of "the man" keeping a brother down.
2010-02-07 06:26:47 PM  

DamnYankees: So this is a just a copy of Jordan/Bird?

I hope not. Dwight Howard taking any shot beyond 2ft from the basket can only end up in FAIL
2010-02-07 06:26:53 PM  
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Just put it over the top and let Sexual Chocolate sing the anthem every year.

/that boy shor can sing.....
2010-02-07 06:26:59 PM  

DamnYankees: M Nights next movie gets a Super Bowl commercial? That's a lot of money for a guy who made The Happening.

Yeah. What's "The Last Airbiscuit" anyway?
2010-02-07 06:27:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: So I don't understand what you mean then, considering you made this comment before the anthem was sung by Underwood.

That they farked up the ambience (for lack of a better term) surrounding the opening of the biggest media event of the year with a horrible arrangement of a mediocre song by a has-been rapper.

PainfulItching: Neaux

You rang?
2010-02-07 06:27:12 PM  
Alright! It's 6:25- Kickoff Goddammit!
2010-02-07 06:27:19 PM  
Does anyone every call 'side' when they ask at the coin toss?
2010-02-07 06:27:21 PM  
Starting my first Hurricane just in time for the coin toss
2010-02-07 06:27:25 PM  
I think Ricky Jackson ate Emmitt Smith.
2010-02-07 06:27:27 PM  
Reggie Bush return score, let's go.
2010-02-07 06:27:30 PM  


you've been putting up with it your whole life you just didn't know it.........
2010-02-07 06:27:44 PM  
2010-02-07 06:27:47 PM  
Can we get a "God, I hate CBS and their production crew" going in here?
2010-02-07 06:27:51 PM  
Ray Guy should be there.
2010-02-07 06:27:56 PM  

witchofthedogs: Yup, she's singing it live. The flat notes attest to that.

Wrong. They never do the Anthem "Live" anymore. People were trying to say the chick last year was singing live. I was, she's not. The next day...what do you know, the story about the lip synched anthem hit the net.

This game was supposed to start at is 3:27. Can no one keep a farking schedule?

Hmmmmm, did the GOAT not get the biggest ovation...he and Smith were very close.
2010-02-07 06:28:00 PM  
2010-02-07 06:28:10 PM  

Ponzholio: Alright! It's 6:25- Kickoff Goddammit!

Yeah I don't know why I actually believed it when they said kickoff would be at 6:25.
2010-02-07 06:28:13 PM  
Is Hochuli doing this game? I want to see the guns.
2010-02-07 06:28:16 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Killer Cars: I was only six years old for it, but Whitney Houston's rendition for the Giants/Bills Super Bowl is still the best.

I was also six years old. It is one of my first memories.

I don't remember seeing it live, but yeah, that one still rules.

The new HOF: A bunch of dudes, the guy who wasn't as good as Barry Sanders, and JERRY MOTHERFARKING RICE.
2010-02-07 06:28:30 PM  

SBinRR: chewielouie: I'll just leave this right here.

Not a fan of either team, but that picture just made me root for the Saints.


Tell me about. That side-boob recruited me to root for the Saints as well. The side-boob . . . it is all-powerful.
2010-02-07 06:28:30 PM  
2010-02-07 06:28:33 PM  

Meet Us at the Stick: Starting my first Hurricane just in time for the coin toss

WOOOOOO!! Drinking my next-to-last sixer of Restoration Ale tonight. :)
2010-02-07 06:28:38 PM  
2010-02-07 06:28:39 PM  
2010-02-07 06:28:49 PM  
2010-02-07 06:28:52 PM  
Gentlemen, we're just using a quarter this year.
2010-02-07 06:28:58 PM  
Half way to paginating and the game hasn't started.

BTW did T&A Country music girl of the minute screw up the anthem?

2010-02-07 06:29:00 PM  
Rice and Smith side by side, that's some concentrated awesome
2010-02-07 06:29:00 PM  
For only $200 you too can have your very own commemorative version of that coin!
2010-02-07 06:29:01 PM  
Saints win the toss! Even on heads!

/Let's do this!
2010-02-07 06:29:01 PM  
Saints want the ball first. Interesting. Manning loves to get the ball to start the 2nd half.
2010-02-07 06:29:05 PM  
New Orleans just lost the SuperBowl
2010-02-07 06:29:05 PM  

mjoven1975: Ray Guy should be there.

2010-02-07 06:29:13 PM  
Narrator: Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight away, obviously. There were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...

Army: Get on with it!
2010-02-07 06:29:13 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: So, to all those throwing parties today, heres to your success. As a bit of protip, lemme bore you with the LAST Super Bowl Party I will ever throw...

Super Bowl XVI. My boss was a huge Bengals fan, so I decided to have a throw down in his honor. My roommate and I rented out the party room at the apartment, catered in Fajitas, Burgers and a Margarita machine. We invited about 40 people. Over 100 showed. And everyone brought extra beer and Tequila. That was danger sign #1. My date/hostess was a smoking hot red head with ginourmous hooters that I had been chasing for weeks. She was a major flirt and attention whore. She showed up wearing some of the tightest short pants I have ever seen and a fishnet kinda top that had plenty of tits falling out of it. That was danger sign #2.
Redhead...check. tequila...check. All we needed was the spark.

The drinking started early and the pace never slowed. I remember very little about the game, and actually missed the whole 4th quarter. My date, Carol, thought it would be a good idea to crack open the Cuervo Gold and start the shots by the end of the 1st quarter. We kept mixing margaritas with the cheaper mixtos and doing Gold Especiale shots on top. By halftime, it was clear that destruction was nigh. Everybody was well and truly hallucinating. I was mixing up some more Margs in the kitchette and when I came back out, there was my date in my boss's lap doing a slutty bump and grind. His wife didn't think that was such a good idea. She hadn't drank a thing but Diet Coke and it was obvious she had never witnessed the power of agave. He enjoyed it I could tell, but the stage for the catfight was set. I got her off the boss's lap and tried to calm down the ladies, but that was not gonna happen. Carol continued her act and pretty much went full Lindsey Lohan, doing a pole dance in front of the TV. The name calling began, then the shoving and hair pulling. And NO ONE in the crowd did anything but cheer on the proceedings. I was gonna get fired, on the spot. I seperated the combatants and restored order briefly. Somebody made some dumb comment about the cheerleaders on TV looking slutty and boss wife snidely tossed in, 'lucky for us, we got our own slut here'. was ripped and Carols impressive chest was now far more entertaining than whatever the hell the Niners were doing. I dragged her outa there and back to my apartment. Best night of wild crazy sex ever. She had made her point and was clearly going to be the topic of discussion at work for many days, not the game. I was told later that the local gendarmerie paid a visit and made several half naked guests get out of the hot tub. The party room was like Hiroshima. Cost me the deposit+ to repair the furniture, carpet and television. Never again.

Cool story, bro.
2010-02-07 06:29:14 PM  
And now, there will be about 1.5 quarters where New Orleans looks very competitive.

I encourage their fans to enjoy it.
2010-02-07 06:29:16 PM  
Saints won the toss. Indy's farked.
2010-02-07 06:29:17 PM  
13 in a row, crazy.
2010-02-07 06:29:20 PM  
Oh boy, Saints won the toss!

/and they're receiving
//chances of a TD return?
2010-02-07 06:29:23 PM  
Saints won the toss.
2010-02-07 06:29:37 PM  
He almost flubbed the toss
2010-02-07 06:29:41 PM  
The audio from the referee in the field sounds fine. The problem must have been with the announcer in the booth.
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