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(Some Guy)   84 Lumber roof collapses under weight of snow during Virginia storm. If only there was some material one could use to fortify a structure   (nbc29.com) divider line 81
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2010-02-07 12:22:54 AM
Pardon my idiocy, but in "84 Lumber", what is there 84 of?
 
2010-02-07 12:22:55 AM
84 what?
 
2010-02-07 12:24:19 AM
This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.
 
2010-02-07 12:25:07 AM
84 Lumber...it's a chain of stores that specialize in building products, trusses, etc.
 
2010-02-07 12:25:22 AM
INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.
 
2010-02-07 12:28:04 AM
Sim Tree: Pardon my idiocy, but in "84 Lumber", what is there 84 of?

Eighty-Four, Pennsylvania
 
2010-02-07 12:28:05 AM
Whew, it wasn't the one in Haymarket.
 
2010-02-07 12:28:38 AM
INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.


You two should branch out a bit. Spruce it up, quit going against the grain. Many more will root for you. I look forward to your retort, it should be a treet.
 
2010-02-07 12:28:39 AM
Sim Tree: Pardon my idiocy, but in "84 Lumber", what is there 84 of?

i dunno but a biatch aint one
 
2010-02-07 12:29:08 AM
sounds more like an 86 Lumber
 
2010-02-07 12:29:09 AM
From a look at the picture, it seems like a sheet metal awning collapsed. BFD
 
2010-02-07 12:30:03 AM
Sim Tree: Pardon my idiocy, but in "84 Lumber", what is there 84 of?

RTFA. That is all.
 
2010-02-07 12:30:11 AM
blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2010-02-07 12:30:14 AM
INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Fjords?

liquidthinker.files.wordpress.com

/hotlinked
 
2010-02-07 12:31:49 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.


You wood say that, woodn't you.
 
2010-02-07 12:32:02 AM
Sim Tree: Pardon my idiocy, but in "84 Lumber", what is there 84 of?

Duh, it's 84 gauge lumber, like wire gauge.
 
2010-02-07 12:32:10 AM
Sim Tree: 84 Lumber

It was named after the location of its HQ, Eighty Four, Pennsylvania (^).
 
2010-02-07 12:32:46 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.


Don't bark at him. It's not his fault he's a sap and will never be poplar.
 
2010-02-07 12:33:38 AM
I got my lumber at 69 Lumber.
 
2010-02-07 12:34:15 AM
wildsnowllama: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.

You two should branch out a bit. Spruce it up, quit going against the grain. Many more will root for you. I look forward to your retort, it should be a treet.


You don't take this very seriously, but this is no oak. Take the plank out of your eye, and you'll be beaming in no time. Just remember to trim up what you say and people will see you as far more poplar.

/Persimmon
 
2010-02-07 12:34:17 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.


It figures this headline wouldn't be poplar
 
2010-02-07 12:34:42 AM
de_Selby: Sim Tree: Pardon my idiocy, but in "84 Lumber", what is there 84 of?

RTFA. That is all.


how does tfa answer that question?
 
2010-02-07 12:34:55 AM
Bah - too late
 
2010-02-07 12:35:34 AM
howdy doody in your booty. I GOT WOOD!
 
2010-02-07 12:35:38 AM
All these puns are going to leave somebody in the larch.
 
2010-02-07 12:36:39 AM
Awww, lumber has a million uses!
 
2010-02-07 12:38:18 AM
de_Selby: Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.

You wood say that, woodn't you.


Now cedar, you pain in the ash, I betula can't make more tree puns.
 
2010-02-07 12:38:26 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: All these puns are going to leave somebody in the larch.

Spruce up your act Bud.
 
2010-02-07 12:38:37 AM
This day will forever be cemented in their minds.
/epic wood-related pun fail
 
2010-02-07 12:38:57 AM
Beamish indeed, I suppose a frame could shingle over the situation, if we could nail it down and hammer out a compromise while getting to the root of the dilema.
 
2010-02-07 12:39:44 AM
clam chowder?
 
2010-02-07 12:42:05 AM
Megain: de_Selby: Sim Tree: Pardon my idiocy, but in "84 Lumber", what is there 84 of?

RTFA. That is all.

how does tfa answer that question?


I misread the post. Mea maxima culpa.
 
2010-02-07 12:46:24 AM
INeedAName: wildsnowllama: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.

You two should branch out a bit. Spruce it up, quit going against the grain. Many more will root for you. I look forward to your retort, it should be a treet.

You don't take this very seriously, but this is no oak. Take the plank out of your eye, and you'll be beaming in no time. Just remember to trim up what you say and people will see you as far more poplar.

/Persimmon


What's with all the sassafras?
 
2010-02-07 12:46:24 AM
Proving once again how badly wood sucks for general construction.
 
2010-02-07 12:53:45 AM
84 was actually a 69 with 15 people watching.
 
2010-02-07 01:02:27 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: de_Selby: Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.

You wood say that, woodn't you.

Now cedar, you pain in the ash, I betula can't make more tree puns.


Yep, you've taken Olive the tree puns.
 
2010-02-07 01:03:04 AM
martid4: 84 was actually a 69 with 15 people watching.

I don't know, if you want to go with 69 as a sort of pictograph, 84 would be a one-legged person (or possibly someone with two legs hopping on one leg) pegging someone in the ass.
 
2010-02-07 01:03:57 AM
xuanzhiyouxuan: pegging someone in the ass

and I realize too late that this is redundant
 
2010-02-07 01:04:39 AM
de_Selby: Veteran of the Cola Wars: de_Selby: Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.

You wood say that, woodn't you.

Now cedar, you pain in the ash, I betula can't make more tree puns.

Yep, you've taken Olive the tree puns.


That was plum silly. Going for fruit names is quite a peach.
 
2010-02-07 01:09:21 AM
Asa Phelps: Awww, lumber has a million uses!

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2010-02-07 01:10:48 AM
xuanzhiyouxuan: martid4: 84 was actually a 69 with 15 people watching.

I don't know, if you want to go with 69 as a sort of pictograph, 84 would be a one-legged person (or possibly someone with two legs hopping on one leg) pegging someone in the ass.


The fattest woman in the world being boned by a man in a figure-four leglock.
 
2010-02-07 01:10:56 AM
Pennsylvania has the weirdest town names. Eighty four--I used to buy my beer in a town called Dry Tavern.
 
2010-02-07 01:13:45 AM
Your puns are all bark and no bite. You are all hail cedar fir the lowest humor, it's like hemlock to sanity. It's like you all popped your joke cherry and went fir the lowest fruit of the tree.

I ash you this, why do you guys make me feel all shrubby and not so hickory dory?

If this keeps up, My wife would become such a weeping willow.

/ Yeah, I'm such a crabapple, so what?!
 
2010-02-07 01:15:19 AM
CrispFlows: Your puns are all bark and no bite. You are all hail cedar fir the lowest humor, it's like hemlock to sanity. It's like you all popped your joke cherry and went fir the lowest fruit of the tree.

I ash you this, why do you guys make me feel all shrubby and not so hickory dory?

If this keeps up, My wife would become such a weeping willow.

/ Yeah, I'm such a crabapple, so what?!


Yew sound fat.
 
2010-02-07 01:15:23 AM
CrispFlows: Your puns are all bark and no bite. You are all hail cedar fir the lowest humor, it's like hemlock to sanity. It's like you all popped your joke cherry and went fir the lowest fruit of the tree.

I ash you this, why do you guys make me feel all shrubby and not so hickory dory?

If this keeps up, My wife would become such a weeping willow.

/ Yeah, I'm such a crabapple, so what?!


I'm sorry, I'll leaf you alone.
 
2010-02-07 01:25:39 AM
ihatedumbpeople: 84 Lumber...it's a chain of stores that specialize in building products, trusses, etc.

Obviously, grandma needs a new truss.
 
2010-02-07 01:33:52 AM
I dated a girl from 84, who was 2 odd 2 continue seeing.
Sew eye stopped seeing her.
 
2010-02-07 01:34:01 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: de_Selby: Veteran of the Cola Wars: INeedAName: This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if subby hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.

Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.

You wood say that, woodn't you.

Now cedar, you pain in the ash, I betula can't make more tree puns.


mango away. I think the puns are cherry, oak a?

/ wow really stretching for em now
// don't pecan me
 
2010-02-07 01:38:27 AM
Gyrfalcon: ihatedumbpeople: 84 Lumber...it's a chain of stores that specialize in building products, trusses, etc.

Obviously, grandma needs a new truss.


One that won't make her crash her car or make her feel three feet thick?
 
2010-02-07 01:39:27 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: CrispFlows: Your puns are all bark and no bite. You are all hail cedar fir the lowest humor, it's like hemlock to sanity. It's like you all popped your joke cherry and went fir the lowest fruit of the tree.

I ash you this, why do you guys make me feel all shrubby and not so hickory dory?

If this keeps up, My wife would become such a weeping willow.

/ Yeah, I'm such a crabapple, so what?!

I'm sorry, I'll leaf you alone.


I apologize.

I feel like such a nut lately, I'm going to twig out or maybe snap a little. I've been such a sap lately and I think I really need to stop lumbering around and put some stiff in my spine.

I guess I've been board lately. Sorry about that.
 
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