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(ESPN)   Weekly annotated Dennis Miller   (espn.go.com) divider line 21
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2001-09-25 03:35:06 PM
PACKERS

How bout that Ahman Green???
 
2001-09-25 03:35:19 PM
I don't know what's scarier, how many of Dennis' references I get or how few I don't get.
 
2001-09-25 03:44:10 PM
Dennis gives you a reason to turn on the sound. I only worry that dopes will get mad because they don't get farked and are unwilling to learn that you can be smart and a fan.
 
2001-09-25 03:51:43 PM
"farklempt"?
 
2001-09-25 03:57:55 PM
That's worth reading just for the S.S. Max McGee explanation.
 
2001-09-25 04:08:34 PM
'farklempt'

choked up
 
2001-09-25 04:12:10 PM
This just in...


FARKlempt

I get it , I get it....
 
2001-09-25 04:19:54 PM
I was just thinking while watching the game last night that Dennis, as the college graduate, used to being smarter and feeling more superior than our blue-collar neighbors, is in that wierd misplacement that we all feel when going over to the house next door and watch the game on the big screen and we try to fit in but the only references we can pull are obscure literary or military history or particle physics, and everyone else is barely tolerating my presense, and i can tell that they make fun of me when they're out drinking and . . .

oops. i've just revealed far too much information, haven't i?
 
2001-09-25 04:29:48 PM
Dennis gives you a reason to turn on wrestling instead. His schtick is 5 years past its expiration date.

I never thought there would be a commentator MORE annoying than Madden, but then Miller came around.

Here's a free piece of advice for ABC if they want a better broadcast. Dig up the corpse of Cossell and stick him back in the booth. The quality of the broadcast would improve 1002 times over, at least.
 
2001-09-25 04:31:20 PM
Dennis is ruining monday night football. Who gives a poo poo about any of this info he spouts out?
 
2001-09-25 04:37:16 PM
You have the overbrained Dennis Miller spouting out stuff no one understands, then on the sidelines you have Eric Dickerson who can barely say anything understandable into the microphone.

I personally like Miller.
 
2001-09-25 04:43:28 PM
Dennis Miller is excellent... he gives you a reason to watch even if the game on the field is pure shiat.
 
2001-09-25 04:45:24 PM
Dennis Miller as commentator during a football game.

Why not? Jesse Ventura is a governor.
 
2001-09-25 04:53:58 PM
The first time I can remember that "Are you ready for some football" was not played at the intro.

Also, as a skins fan, the most painfull game I've watched in two weeks.
 
2001-09-25 05:07:37 PM
Hi I am Dennis Miller and before I start tonight's game I'd just like to say that I am a lot smarter than you. In fact if I explained it to you, you would need a person with a masters in history to explain how much more intelligent I am than you.
 
2001-09-25 05:44:56 PM
Okay....now think of Dennis Miller commentating.

Now think of Carrot Top commentating.

Now think of Dennis again.

Don't you feel a lot better?
 
2001-09-25 06:30:53 PM
Don't worry Burber, I bet the Redskins will turn in far more pathetic performances this year. You think they've hit bottom but wait the choadsmoker owner starts trying to 'fix' things in mid season, then you'll think that it wouldn't be so bad having Jones as your owner. Wahahaha!
 
2001-09-25 07:10:58 PM
I have never heard so many semi-intelligent people complain that they can't understand the announcer. "I am so dumb that the smarty-pants-talker-man on the picture-box dewhickey is messin' with them there guys smashin' things up real good and making me feel all dumb. Why can't they just show more smashin' up and cheerladies with some ads to sell me and my yungins things we need like beer and big 'ol trucks." If Dennis is talking over your head you have three choices
1) Turn down the sound
2) Let him talk over your head and call him dumb because you don't understand him
3) Learn somethin
Which one is easier for you?
 
2001-09-25 07:24:21 PM
Okay two things...first of all, I'm from Minnesota and I'd like to say that Gov. Venture is an asset to our state and country...oh hell, even I can't say that without laughing...anyways Miller is better than putting Leary in hockey games like they were thinking
 
2001-09-25 07:45:55 PM
miller's a pretty amusing guy. especially in comparison to colleagues up there. dan fouts? the guy hardly knows english OR football. just a dumbass.
i still think rush limbaugh would have been the better person for the job though.
 
2001-09-25 11:47:18 PM
Mierk knows what's up.


GO
PACK
GO!
 
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