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2010-02-05 11:02:38 PM  
ugh.
 
2010-02-05 11:08:15 PM  
"They're fist-pumping. They're doing their hair like us now, dressing like us," Pauly Delvecchio, who goes by Pauly D on the show, told NBC's "Today" show on Monday. "We obviously did something right."

Not yet, but I keep hoping I'll read something in the obituaries.
 
2010-02-05 11:44:10 PM  
If my kid ever came home dressed and acting like that douche, I'd say "Oh wait. I don't have kids. Thank god."
 
2010-02-06 12:57:13 AM  
Kids always have retarded fashion styles. I grew up in the '80s and people still make fun of the shiat we wore/did then.
 
2010-02-06 01:25:09 AM  
Send them to Detroit.
 
2010-02-06 01:27:10 AM  
I'm 45 and a father of 2.

I plan to go full-on guido as a lesson to my squabs.

Don't let this happen to you.
 
2010-02-06 01:27:15 AM  
I will encourage this-- to better separate those worth saving from the chaff.
 
2010-02-06 01:28:17 AM  
The apocalypse is upon us....
 
2010-02-06 01:28:35 AM  
I was going to post an image of an oompa-loompa, but they were too creepy and I'm too hammered so I passed.
 
2010-02-06 01:28:43 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2010-02-06 01:29:45 AM  
The style is different. The shiatbags are the same. One movement of trendy retards replaces another.
 
2010-02-06 01:30:09 AM  

studebaker hoch: I was going to post an image of an oompa-loompa, but they were too creepy and I'm too hammered so I passed.


well you managed more that the 5 words I could....
/up to 10
//passing out naked now
 
2010-02-06 01:30:16 AM  
Honestly, who keeps spamming Fark with all these Jersey Shore articles?

STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM.

For the love of God. They are popular because people watch to hate them, and you are playing right into their hands.
 
2010-02-06 01:31:12 AM  
Just another fashion to look back on in ten years and laugh at the pictures. Oh yes, there will be pictures.

Leisure suits, mullets, Frankie says Relax, acid washed denim. We are the things that once were and shall be again.
 
2010-02-06 01:31:32 AM  
jeremiahandrews.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-06 01:32:21 AM  

haddie: For the love of God. They are popular because people watch to hate them, and you are playing right into their hands.


Oh come on! It'll be totally worth it when they finally drop their asses in the middle of Detroit.
 
2010-02-06 01:33:23 AM  

Epsilon: Kids always have retarded fashion styles. I grew up in the '80s and people still make fun of the shiat we wore/did then.


to be fair they make fun of everything everyone wore in the 80s, and every hairstyle and eyeglass frame as well, kid or not.
 
2010-02-06 01:33:45 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-02-06 01:33:57 AM  

voodoowizard: The apocalypse is upon us....


No, no, no...

We've only opened the 1st seal. You know, Conquest/False Prophets. That has guido written all over it.
 
2010-02-06 01:38:15 AM  
Ashtrey: Send them to Detroit Siberia.
 
2010-02-06 01:40:33 AM  

Notabunny: voodoowizard: The apocalypse is upon us....

No, no, no...

We've only opened the 1st seal. You know, Conquest/False Profits. That has guido Government bailouts written all over it.


FTFY
 
2010-02-06 01:41:14 AM  

haddie: For the love of God. They are popular because people watch to hate them, and you are playing right into their hands.


A thousand times this. Sadly the people that watch this crap to laugh at these idiots are themselves too stupid to realize what you just pointed out.
 
2010-02-06 01:42:49 AM  
opps this should have been underneath that.

"There were actually more than ten, but Moses was old and grumpy, and after he broke the tablets he could only remember the negative ones. "Don't do this. Don't do that." The truth is, most of them were more like advice. The Twelfth Commandment, for example, was "Whistle while you work."
 
2010-02-06 01:43:31 AM  
FTA : "I've noticed now when I go places with the haircut, people just stop and look at me. No one else has it," he said.

They're laughing at you, just like everyone else reading the article.

/I'm not childless, I'm child-free
//Won't ever have them
 
2010-02-06 01:44:51 AM  
Pauly D's blowout hairdo helps define the style, along with Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's white hair-clipped pouf, which has several fan pages on Facebook

If this really constitutes "research", they must be giving out journalism degrees like condoms on a college campus.
 
2010-02-06 01:46:21 AM  

Playinodds: Epsilon: Kids always have retarded fashion styles. I grew up in the '80s and people still make fun of the shiat we wore/did then.

to be fair they make fun of everything everyone wore in the 80s, and every hairstyle and eyeglass frame as well, kid or not.


and ironically it's all back into mainstream, by kids who weren't even alive in the 80's, with the help of a few companies.
 
2010-02-06 01:49:03 AM  
media.moddb.com

/Frickin awesome.
 
2010-02-06 01:51:03 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son:
/I'm not childless, I'm child-free
//Won't ever have them


That's good to hear.

/never, ever leave yourself that wide open
//ever.
 
2010-02-06 01:51:26 AM  
This, THIS is why I will never have children. Because when I locked them in a basement for wanting to have such a haircut, or go see something like the Jonas Brothers, I'll have every child protection agency on my back with "Josef Fritzl this" and and "Phillip Garrido that".

/getting my tubes tied as soon as possible.
//if the unthinkable happens, they will be trained on Star Trek, Star Wars, BSG and D&D from birth.
 
2010-02-06 01:51:38 AM  

"PROVIDENCE, R.I..."


Big mistake right there. They should be specific and change it to Federal Hill, Providence RI. That's where the guidos and guidettes would hang.


Although I have to admit the Italians restaurants there have a good rep. One I had a meal at was pretty good. So much for Patriarca Country.

 
2010-02-06 01:51:39 AM  

Notabunny: I'm 45 and a father of 2.

I plan to go full-on guido as a lesson to my squabs.

Don't let this happen to you.



Brilliant, but make sure to puff out the belly and get a shirt that is just slightly too small.... really appall those kids
 
2010-02-06 01:53:57 AM  
Trends like these just make it easier to know who to avoid talking to without any effort. I welcome it.
 
2010-02-06 01:54:29 AM  
I am so, so happy I live in the desert and there is no need for fake tan.

I am even happier that I do not have cable.
 
2010-02-06 01:54:58 AM  

CherryCola1788: This, THIS is why I will never have children.
/getting my tubes tied as soon as possible.


Wanna fark?

;-)
 
2010-02-06 01:56:34 AM  
Notabunny
voodoowizard: The apocalypse is upon us....

No, no, no...

We've only opened the 1st seal. You know, Conquest/False Prophets. That has guido written all over it.


I'm thinking it's more like that whole "Mark of the Beast" thing. But instead of showing allegiance to the forces of evil, it's more of a warning sign to others that you're approaching a douchebag...

Epsilon
Kids always have retarded fashion styles. I grew up in the '80s and people still make fun of the shiat we wore/did then.

Big difference there. The 80's was diverse with it's fashion sense and trends. Remember diverse council of "The Breakfast Club"? Not everyone was a fashion or social nightmare like this. Furthermore, at least when the dudes became effeminate they just listened to Morrissey, wrote some poetry, and smoked a couple of cigarettes. They didn't spark "Roid Rage", and go on and on for hours about their genitals while playing grab-ass with each other. Also while girls had poor taste in dudes, they would at least shy away from douches like these. Glam Rock, Goths, and Gender-bending have nothing on these freaks. Where are these guido's fathers to beat the living hell out of them? Both the males and females!

And for the record, I can tolerate the "Valley Girl" accent, but can't stand the mixture of nails-on-chalkbord-meets the screams-of-dying-people-in-a-burning-building-esque sound that idiots from New York and New Jersey have when they talk.

/Get off my lawn
//And get away from my De Lorean before you leave fingerprints all over it
///The only thing that sucked about the 80's was the lack of massive Internet Access like this
 
2010-02-06 01:58:46 AM  

PersistantRash: Brilliant, but make sure to puff out the belly and get a shirt that is just slightly too small.... really appall those kids


Scratch your balls at parent-teacher conferences. It's the only way.
 
2010-02-06 01:58:56 AM  
I'm glad we don't have Gweeidoz or whatever on the west coast.
 
2010-02-06 01:58:59 AM  
I just. I dunno. At least the kid ain't orange. Yet.
 
2010-02-06 02:00:07 AM  
Clete, you'll have to ask my husband if I can leave the kitchen. He's an ornery possessive German, though, so he probably won't agree..
 
2010-02-06 02:01:40 AM  

CherryCola1788: Clete, you'll have to ask my husband if I can leave the kitchen. He's an ornery possessive German, though, so he probably won't agree..


Hey, I'm fine with the kitchen. Hell, he can watch if he wants.
 
2010-02-06 02:03:20 AM  
Let me just say that as an NJ resident/shore house owner, this version of the Jersey Shore is NOT my Jersey Shore. Not even close.

/Lavallette ftw
 
2010-02-06 02:04:31 AM  
Nuke the site from orbit.


/It's the only way to be sure.
//I'm okay with the collateral losses
///Get the F off my Member's Only jacket.
 
2010-02-06 02:05:03 AM  
Wayfarer's Freedom

I'm glad we don't have Gweeidoz or whatever on the west coast.

We're still recovering from the nightmare that was... the "valley girl" years.
 
2010-02-06 02:05:40 AM  
Better than the gangsta rap look the kids have been wearing or the shaggy hair the boys have. Damn kids.
 
2010-02-06 02:06:10 AM  
They made a reality how about a small Pennsylvania town?
 
2010-02-06 02:07:10 AM  
Confirming that mine is not, in fact, the new "greatest generation"
 
2010-02-06 02:08:43 AM  
Probably unnecessary, as most of us can spot an obnoxious douche without them hanging a sign around their neck.

Though I suppose this means we'll be able to more readily identify people who admire obnoxious douches. So there's that.
 
2010-02-06 02:08:59 AM  

CherryCola1788: This, THIS is why I will never have children. Because when I locked them in a basement for wanting to have such a haircut, or go see something like the Jonas Brothers, I'll have every child protection agency on my back with "Josef Fritzl this" and and "Phillip Garrido that".

/getting my tubes tied as soon as possible.
//if the unthinkable happens, they will be trained on Star Trek, Star Wars, BSG and D&D from birth.


Diggin' the ST, SW and D&D :) I have two boys, 15 and 8. Both
are video game and SW fanatics (WOW too). Hubby and I still play D&D weekly and my oldest is expressing interest. In a couple years we'll probably start bringing him to Dragon*Con with us.
 
2010-02-06 02:09:30 AM  
accordionguy.blogware.com
 
2010-02-06 02:09:49 AM  
More women dressing up as Snooki?

I'm ok with this.
 
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