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(Lancashire Telegraph)   Homeowners capture creepy dude sneaking into bedrooms and masturbating into womens' panties. Bonus: He's the mayor and judging from the mugshot, mayor of Hydrocephalic City   (lancashiretelegraph.co.uk) divider line 83
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2010-02-05 11:03:31 PM  
ugh.
 
2010-02-05 11:05:49 PM  
which captured one episode with Stafford in the bedroom naked from the waste down acting out his fantasy, the court was told.

So he was completely naked, then?
 
2010-02-05 11:10:56 PM  
img524.imageshack.us

img10.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-05 11:30:30 PM  
You really nailed the description, Subby.

I still have nightmares about hydrocephalic kids after seeing them in a 5th grade field trip back in 1964.
 
2010-02-05 11:31:34 PM  
FTFA: Church-going Ian Stafford, 59, was a highly respected member of the community and Mayor of Preesall, near Fleetwood, before his "bluntly revolting" behaviour was uncovered, Preston Crown Court heard.

I see what you did there.
 
2010-02-05 11:33:08 PM  
Why do perverts always look like perverts? I mean, if you take 5 normal guys off the street and put them in a line-up with this guy, playing "Spot the Perv" ain't all that hard.
 
2010-02-05 11:34:06 PM  
img524.imageshack.us

media.canada.com
 
2010-02-06 12:04:06 AM  
Was that wrong?
 
2010-02-06 01:55:26 AM  
OMFG kill it with fire.
 
2010-02-06 01:56:11 AM  
I giggled like a schoolgirl. Well done, subby.
 
2010-02-06 01:57:25 AM  
Jake_lex, damn... you beat me to it.


/grumble
 
2010-02-06 01:58:08 AM  
Who hasn't done this?

WAIT NO!
 
2010-02-06 01:59:39 AM  
Identified the panties with the women's names printed on them? Who in the world actually writes their name on their underwear anymore?
 
2010-02-06 02:00:27 AM  
Church-going Ian Stafford, 59, was a highly respected member of the community...

Great. A FARK troll wrote the article.
 
2010-02-06 02:01:13 AM  
whatabrotherknow: Identified the panties with the women's names printed on them? Who in the world actually writes their name on their underwear anymore?

the guy who stole them

its a trophy and his way of remembering whom to pleasure himself to at a later date.

err I guess.
 
2010-02-06 02:01:16 AM  
I await the shopped goodness.

/hoping for something with gold paint
 
2010-02-06 02:01:19 AM  
whatabrotherknow: Identified the panties with the women's names printed on them? Who in the world actually writes their name on their underwear anymore?

Anymore? That was normal back in the day?

/old people are weird
 
2010-02-06 02:01:22 AM  
I had a water heater that looked like that, right before it BLEVEd.
 
2010-02-06 02:02:51 AM  
No comment.
 
2010-02-06 02:03:11 AM  
whatabrotherknow: Identified the panties with the women's names printed on them? Who in the world actually writes their name on their underwear anymore?

I think the perv wrote the names.
 
2010-02-06 02:03:47 AM  
BetterMetalSnake: I await the shopped goodness.

/hoping for something with gold paint


weren't there a bunch in the original thread about this guy last year?
 
2010-02-06 02:05:02 AM  
gopher321: Why do perverts always look like perverts? I mean, if you take 5 normal guys off the street and put them in a line-up with this guy, playing "Spot the Perv" ain't all that hard.

With a gun to your head, of the six guys, whose erect cock would you refuse to touch? Yeah, the guy who looks like a retard.
 
2010-02-06 02:05:14 AM  
b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2010-02-06 02:09:55 AM  
Leave the man alone, he's just living things up before the inevitable zombie invasion. Can't you see the fear behind those eyes?
 
2010-02-06 02:12:41 AM  
Liz: Maybe you should be his mentor.
Jack: Obviously he doesn't need one. He's got it all figured out.
 
2010-02-06 02:13:34 AM  
i49.tinypic.com

Approves.
 
2010-02-06 02:13:40 AM  
"To masturbate into a woman's underwear and place it back in the drawer, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, as you have done in other homes is bluntly revolting and the impact on your victims is high."

Soooo...he tosses off in the undies, then writes the name on the undies, then puts said undies back in the drawer??

How long did it take these women to figure out this was the perv mucking up their lingerie? Yuck.
 
2010-02-06 02:14:07 AM  
FTFHL

judging from the mugshot, mayor of Hydrocephalic City

I saw one of these guys just the other day.

I wasnt aware there's a specific condition to blame for bieng a Big-Head. I just assumed the guy was really farking smart.
 
2010-02-06 02:15:25 AM  
s237.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-06 02:23:15 AM  
Doctor needed in the deflator room...
 
2010-02-06 02:26:25 AM  
www.funnystuffblog.com
 
2010-02-06 02:30:12 AM  
thefaust.files.wordpress.com

What'd this guy who broke in and violated your panty drawer look like, anyway?

Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'.

Uh-huh. In what way?

Oh, just in a general kinda way.

/not circumcised... actually, that WOULD be helpful
 
2010-02-06 02:30:17 AM  
LMFAO Ironrat
 
2010-02-06 02:31:09 AM  
"Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick."


"Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pillow!"
 
2010-02-06 02:35:45 AM  
Kind of reminds me of this guy:
www.smashbros.com

/hot
 
2010-02-06 02:37:11 AM  
www.bluezone.mk

aww, lots of people look strange on those ambushed-on-the-street photos on the way to the courthouse.

See, here he is looking large, in charge, and perfectly normal.
 
2010-02-06 02:43:28 AM  
gopher321: Why do perverts always look like perverts? I mean, if you take 5 normal guys off the street and put them in a line-up with this guy, playing "Spot the Perv" ain't all that hard.

msnbcmedia2.msn.comwww.dallasnews.comimg524.imageshack.usthetruffle.files.wordpress.compapundits.files.wordpress.com

I dunno about that, this game is HARD.

/always pick C)
//E) would also suffice
 
2010-02-06 02:49:07 AM  
Death to the knickers knicker!
 
2010-02-06 02:52:24 AM  
So, what was his FARK handle?
 
2010-02-06 02:54:41 AM  
..........
 
2010-02-06 02:57:27 AM  
Still no cure for hydrocephalus, 180 causes found so far, coming to a brain near you anytime.
 
2010-02-06 03:03:53 AM  
FredaDeStilleto: You really nailed the description, Subby.

I still have nightmares about hydrocephalic kids after seeing them in a 5th grade field trip back in 1964.


Your school sure had some weird field trips.
 
2010-02-06 03:28:47 AM  
Oznog: gopher321: Why do perverts always look like perverts? I mean, if you take 5 normal guys off the street and put them in a line-up with this guy, playing "Spot the Perv" ain't all that hard.



I dunno about that, this game is HARD.

/always pick C)
//E) would also suffice


You are so RIGHT!
 
2010-02-06 03:30:04 AM  
Stafford, a bachelor,

I find this hard to believe.
 
2010-02-06 03:33:58 AM  
lumyai: Death to the knickers knicker!

I'd say he's more of a knicker knacker. He also nicked knickers.

/Knice, huh?
 
2010-02-06 03:37:39 AM  
Ironrat: "Tiny island, tiny gene pool"
I was just thinking the same thing. I know its not politically correct, but wow, England just seems to have a huge percentage of people that make you wonder if there was some inbreeding going on.
 
2010-02-06 03:45:39 AM  
lumyai: Death to the knickers knicker!

knicker please!
 
2010-02-06 03:53:02 AM  
Came for Billy Quizboy ref. High Five!
 
2010-02-06 04:04:45 AM  
It's Elmer Fudd with hair!
 
2010-02-06 04:36:16 AM  
Oznog: The more important question is: what makes the general population vote such obviously twisted creeps into office?
 
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