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(ABC)   Charlie Sheen gets hammered, crashes Mercedes into ravine. Oh, sorry--he car was "stolen" and he was totally sober and not with two hookers at the time   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 143
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2010-02-05 02:05:15 PM  
When I grow up I want to be Charlie Sheen.
 
2010-02-05 02:14:32 PM  
"he car..."

For some reason I can see Charlie Sheen putting truck nuts on a Mercedes.
 
2010-02-05 02:32:38 PM  
NerdHerder: When I grow up I want to be Charlie Sheen.

And when he grows up he wants to be Rip Torn.
 
2010-02-05 02:32:51 PM  
He wasn't in the car? Oh man my day was going so well too!
 
2010-02-05 03:27:11 PM  
Oh, sorry--he car was "stolen" and he was totally sober and not with two hookers at the time

You expect anyone to believe that bullshiat?
 
2010-02-05 03:28:06 PM  
Hah... Charlie Sheen you crazy bastard... I like how little he cares.
 
2010-02-05 03:28:19 PM  
For the love of God doesn't anyone review spelling this is on the way of becoming a fail trifecta
 
2010-02-05 03:28:30 PM  
I think the mods greenlight headlines with typos so we can rip on the subby. Good idea, keep it up.
 
2010-02-05 03:29:15 PM  

Charlie Sheen gets hammered, crashes Mercedes into ravine. Oh, sorry--he car was "stolen" and he was totally sober and not with two hookers at the time


So... one of the hookers was named Mercedes?
 
2010-02-05 03:29:18 PM  
I heard that Kristy Swanson was on his lap while they were driving and lost control. They were both able to escape before the car plunged into the ravine.
 
2010-02-05 03:29:22 PM  
www.winnipegfilmgroup.com
That's not a car.
 
2010-02-05 03:29:48 PM  
If I was Charlie Sheen I would be drunk and banging hookers every night. Good for him. Living the dream.
 
2010-02-05 03:30:03 PM  
Sheen was not believed to have been in the car because he would have been badly injured in the accident and "I don't know how he would have gotten back up" the cliff, Borihanh said.

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2010-02-05 03:32:05 PM  
vernonFL: If I was Charlie Sheen I would be drunk and banging hookers every night. Good for him. Living the dream.

He's not a drunk hooker-banger. He just plays one on TV!
 
2010-02-05 03:32:22 PM  
I saw a couple of older movies with Charlie Sheen recently, and I have come to the conclusion that he is really a bad actor.

His delivery is always the same dry deadpan, which makes him OK for a sitcom, but not for much else. He can't hold a candle to his Father or brother as an actor, although the entire clan are a bunch of brain blizted lunatics, so they have that in common.
 
2010-02-05 03:32:32 PM  
Only two hookers? Charlie is slowing down in his old age...
 
2010-02-05 03:34:31 PM  
Oooh, he car, drive good.
 
2010-02-05 03:34:51 PM  
If he had only thrown a midget dwarf little person hooker in for good measure it would have been two and a half hookers.
 
2010-02-05 03:35:10 PM  
should have been a walled street
 
2010-02-05 03:35:45 PM  
Charlie Estevez reminds me of a better looking, rich, successful, version of m---oh wait, nevermind.
 
2010-02-05 03:36:11 PM  
A Charlie Sheen movie about auto theft. Now there's an idea.

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2010-02-05 03:38:47 PM  
None of this makes any sense. If the car thief had been discovered, dead or mortally wounded, I would understand that his joy ride took a turn for the worse and he lost control of a vehicle too powerful him to drive.

But there was no thief. No mention of blood or ripped clothing at the scene.

So does this mean someone stole his car, only to wedge something on the pedal and send it flying over a cliff edge, and then, they, presumably, ran away?

Why in the world would you steal a car just to launch it off a cliff?

Here's my theory:

Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.
 
2010-02-05 03:41:43 PM  
dj42: Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.

LOLWUT? Dude makes like 800K per episode of Two and Half Men.
 
2010-02-05 03:43:00 PM  
Whenever I hear a story like this I hear someone sing "Meeeeen" inside my head...
 
2010-02-05 03:43:08 PM  
I'm guessing the battered ex took it and pushed it off the cliff because he loved it more than her.
 
2010-02-05 03:43:25 PM  
dj42: Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.

More likely he reported it stolen right after being taken, OnStar disables the engine, so the thief pushes it off the cliff to hopefully hide/destroy evidence and runs off on foot.
 
2010-02-05 03:44:08 PM  
Living the farking dream man.
 
2010-02-05 03:44:21 PM  
Wanted for questioning.

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/hot
 
2010-02-05 03:46:08 PM  
dj42: None of this makes any sense. If the car thief had been discovered, dead or mortally wounded, I would understand that his joy ride took a turn for the worse and he lost control of a vehicle too powerful him to drive.

But there was no thief. No mention of blood or ripped clothing at the scene.

So does this mean someone stole his car, only to wedge something on the pedal and send it flying over a cliff edge, and then, they, presumably, ran away?

Why in the world would you steal a car just to launch it off a cliff?

Here's my theory:

Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.


To destroy the evidence. No idea what actually happened in this case but it's fairly common for car thieves to set cars on fire to destroy the evidence.
 
2010-02-05 03:47:46 PM  
Look for Jakes little compacted butt in the glove box.
That will teach him to steal the car from Charlie in Malibu Beach...

/Opps... spoiler on upcoming plot
//never mind
 
2010-02-05 03:48:29 PM  
"he car was "stolen" and he was totally sober and not with two hookers at the time"

I question subby's sobriety.

/friday!
 
2010-02-05 03:49:25 PM  
Was he upside down on the loan?


/the setup
 
2010-02-05 03:50:32 PM  
davidphogan: OnStar disables the engine, so the thief pushes it off the cliff

Either the thief was dedicated or... wait, do Mercedes have onstar?
 
2010-02-05 03:52:06 PM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-05 03:54:53 PM  
Livin' the dream, man, livin' the dream.
 
2010-02-05 03:55:04 PM  
davidphogan: dj42: Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.

More likely he reported it stolen right after being taken, OnStar disables the engine, so the thief pushes it off the cliff to hopefully hide/destroy evidence and runs off on foot.


Why would the thief bother to destroy the evidence? It's not like there's no way to prove Sheen owned a car.
 
2010-02-05 03:55:33 PM  
dj42: Why in the world would you steal a car just to launch it off a cliff?

The kids who steal cars and joy ride around where I live often destroy the vehicle at the end of the ride. Usually they set it on fire, but also other creative crashes, explosions, pushed into the river type thing.

So the answer is: yes kids will steal a car just to launch it off a cliff.
 
2010-02-05 03:55:40 PM  
OnStar is available on a Mercedes? I thought that was GM vehicles.
 
2010-02-05 03:55:58 PM  
dj42: None of this makes any sense. If the car thief had been discovered, dead or mortally wounded, I would understand that his joy ride took a turn for the worse and he lost control of a vehicle too powerful him to drive.

But there was no thief. No mention of blood or ripped clothing at the scene.

So does this mean someone stole his car, only to wedge something on the pedal and send it flying over a cliff edge, and then, they, presumably, ran away?

Why in the world would you steal a car just to launch it off a cliff?

Here's my theory:

Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.


Charlie is far from needing any money. I think the wife did it. Or had somebody do it.
 
2010-02-05 03:58:24 PM  
Did Buckwheat write this headline?

/and they 'fro 'matoes at we face!
 
2010-02-05 03:59:12 PM  
♫ Men... ♫
 
2010-02-05 04:02:36 PM  
Dances-With-Lobster: davidphogan: dj42: Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.

More likely he reported it stolen right after being taken, OnStar disables the engine, so the thief pushes it off the cliff to hopefully hide/destroy evidence and runs off on foot.

Why would the thief bother to destroy the evidence? It's not like there's no way to prove Sheen owned a car.


Oh my god, take your celebrity specs off please. Perhaps it has nothing to do with who owns the car. Maybe there are things called fingerprints, hair samples, blood and DNA.
 
2010-02-05 04:03:10 PM  
Ok, you people some valid points... if it was just some random nice car that got stolen. It was Charlie Sheen's car. Isn't it pretty tough to steal high-end Mercedes too? Was it stolen from his home? Doesn't he have security?

Nic Cage does movies for millions and he's broke, but to be honest, I don't know Charlie's motives obviously, so maybe I was a bit ahead of myself suggesting he did it for money. Regardless, the report still makes no sense.
 
2010-02-05 04:04:18 PM  
He car bursts into flames!
Flaming He Car (read article)
 
2010-02-05 04:05:35 PM  
dj42: None of this makes any sense. If the car thief had been discovered, dead or mortally wounded, I would understand that his joy ride took a turn for the worse and he lost control of a vehicle too powerful him to drive.

But there was no thief. No mention of blood or ripped clothing at the scene.

So does this mean someone stole his car, only to wedge something on the pedal and send it flying over a cliff edge, and then, they, presumably, ran away?

Why in the world would you steal a car just to launch it off a cliff?

Here's my theory:

Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.


My theory is that his crazy AW ex-wife took it and pushed it off the cliff.
 
2010-02-05 04:05:58 PM  
dj42: None of this makes any sense. If the car thief had been discovered, dead or mortally wounded, I would understand that his joy ride took a turn for the worse and he lost control of a vehicle too powerful him to drive.

But there was no thief. No mention of blood or ripped clothing at the scene.

So does this mean someone stole his car, only to wedge something on the pedal and send it flying over a cliff edge, and then, they, presumably, ran away?

Why in the world would you steal a car just to launch it off a cliff?

Here's my theory:

Charlie needs some money. So he pays some nutjob $10K to steal the car and destroy it. I'm sure he has a nice insurance plan.


The antitheft system kicked in, turning of the car.


Thief got pissed and pushed over a cliffside.
 
2010-02-05 04:08:30 PM  
dj42: Ok, you people some valid points... if it was just some random nice car that got stolen. It was Charlie Sheen's car. Isn't it pretty tough to steal high-end Mercedes too? Was it stolen from his home? Doesn't he have security?

Nic Cage does movies for millions and he's broke, but to be honest, I don't know Charlie's motives obviously, so maybe I was a bit ahead of myself suggesting he did it for money. Regardless, the report still makes no sense.


Yeah, but that is just it... it's Charlie Sheen's car. If turns out to have been:

a) joyriding kids
b) crazy ex
c) drunken stunt
or d) space aliens

no one is going to be the least bit surprised.
 
2010-02-05 04:08:36 PM  
Also, Charlie Sheen's long lost twin brother Xamot pretended he was Sheen, went to his house, and beat up Charlie Sheen's wife a few months ago.
 
2010-02-05 04:09:15 PM  
Avenger: For the love of God doesn't anyone review spelling this is on the way of becoming a fail trifecta

For the love of God, doesn't anyone review their grammar?
 
2010-02-05 04:09:20 PM  
Is Michael Jordan OK?
 
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