1-E
2-C
3-B
4-D
5-A

Hello Faith Hill.

Hot damn, she's hot.

1-C
2-D
3-B
4-E
5-A

stvancer: 1-E
2-C
3-B
4-D
5-A

This.

I think the trick here is whether the guy in the middle likes Bob Marley or not

HawgWild: If I match up the lone black guy with Bob Marley, does that make me a racist?

No, but I am pretty sure it will make you wrong.

Calamormine: 1E
2A
3B
4O
5D

Hey, wait a minute!

HawgWild: If I match up the lone black guy with Bob Marley, does that make me a racist?

No, THAT'S not what makes you a racist.

Me thinks the black dude likes Marley Zepplin.

bceda

1-E
2-D
3-B
4-A
5-C

I can't picture of these particular white people picking Marley as their favorite artist. I have a white friend who eats, sleeps and breaths Bob Marley, but he looks nothing like these honkies.

1 - C, The Doors
2 - B, Bob Marley
3 - A, Led Zeppelin
4 - D, Tim & Faith
5 - E, Tom Petty

You guys know you don't win a prize if you get it correct here, right? You need to e-mail the Smoking Gun peeps.

I think the girl with her shirt falling off the shoulder is the Marley fan.

ferfer72: You guys know you don't win a prize if you get it correct here, right? You need to e-mail the Smoking Gun peeps.

I think the girl with her shirt falling off the shoulder is the Marley fan.

Untrue, I will give you a digital Hi5 with soem ascii art taken after I google ascii art.

It has to be worth something.

1-E
2-C
3-B
4-D
5-A

Just to hold on to my precious, precious stereotypes.

Annnd,let's see what I win. *click*

I think this is a trick question - #5 obviously is a Spice Girls and/or Charles Manson fan.

Well no matter what, I'd say they're all Judas Priest fans...

...'cause they were Breakin' the LAW!

I am so far leave disappoint, fark.

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B
E
D

D
C
B
E
A

/I'm probably going to be wrong about the black dude & marley

I'm pretty sure the black dude isn't the Marley fan.
That would be too obvious, so I voted Zeppelin for him.

a5
b3
c4
d1
e2

5-C. He is the re-animated corpse of Jim Morrison.

1 - C
2 - D
3 - B
4 - E
5 - A

No.

What, no Foghat? COPS has lotsa Foghat perps. In fact, when we eat in the lunch room, there's a running bet - shirts (all perps) 1:1, skins (at least one perp) 2:1, and Foghat! gets you 8:1. But then these are all about 10 years old.

Anyway, black guy ain't wearing Marley so I'll put that on one of the chicks, say... #3. Manson over there gets the Doors, black dude likes Zep, old guy is country, and blonde prostitute is obviously a Petty fan. So...
D,B,A,E,C

What do I win?

Aren't you all missing the point?
Bathe #2 and bring her to my bunk.

/I'll be there

radioman_: 1-E
2-D
3-B
4-A
5-C

I can't picture of these particular white people picking Marley as their favorite artist. I have a white friend who eats, sleeps and breaths Bob Marley, but he looks nothing like these honkies.

I hear breathing Bob Marley leads to the munchies.
What eating Bob Marley might lead to: some asshat (new window)
//see, this is why we can't have nice things.

Xlr8urfark

The FBI agent that wrote that report seems to have found an entirely new definition for the word "advised".

Xlr8urfark: radioman_: 1-E
2-D
3-B
4-A
5-C

Going with this configuration too...this is kinda a tough one.

/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5001809&IDComment=57964223#c57964223">ferfer72: Xlr8urfark

The FBI agent that wrote that report seems to have found an entirely new definition for the word "advised".

I can see why he became disoriented in the restroom and "came back to reality". Those closet-shiatters are a trip.

1-D
2-E
3-A
4-B
5-C

WTF no photos only ERKJFKSK and JSDSDJEWJ shiat ?

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c
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b
e

1. a
2. d
3. b
4. e
5. c

CheddarPants: E A B O D

that was my first thought also.

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