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(Lowell Sun)   Headmaster says there's a lot of girl-on-girl action at his school, but he's afraid to try for a threesome. "If I did, I'd get punched"   (lowellsun.com) divider line 123
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2010-02-05 10:50:58 AM
He said "Headmaster."
 
2010-02-05 11:02:47 AM
As fat as some of these girls are, its like watching various versions of your grandmothers xmas jello mold come to life in a battle royal.
 
2010-02-05 01:10:49 PM
Ugh. TFA does not deliver
 
2010-02-05 01:12:02 PM
Fight! Fight! Fight!

/runs over to form circle
 
2010-02-05 01:12:30 PM
Boys fight for dominance. Girls fight to the death.
 
2010-02-05 01:13:10 PM
I loved my middle school days; cat fights with tits and hair extensions flying everywhere. Can I re-enroll?
 
2010-02-05 01:16:38 PM
Catfight school?
/Wasn't this a prono?
 
2010-02-05 01:17:22 PM
It's Lowell, MA what did you expect? Lowell is the poor man's Lawrence, if there could be such a thing.
 
2010-02-05 01:17:53 PM
tortilla burger: Ugh. TFA does not deliver

What did you expect? They are underage girls, so I doubt they could show very much or go into much more detail.
 
2010-02-05 01:18:56 PM
FTFA
GIRLS GONE VIOLENT!!1!one!

Stay classy MA.
 
2010-02-05 01:19:32 PM
I support this growing trend. It's more honest and honorable than the typical way that girls fight - backbiting, collusion, ostracization, character assassination, etc.
 
2010-02-05 01:19:56 PM
police grapple with rise in female fisticuffs

Ow
 
2010-02-05 01:22:03 PM
healthyinfluence.com
 
2010-02-05 01:22:05 PM
Ed Grubermann: Boys fight for dominance. Girls fight to the death.

It's the truth.


oh and this

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-02-05 01:22:12 PM
Sooooo.

Who is for raising property taxes simply to fund free jello for these schools?

/I suggest strawberry.
 
2010-02-05 01:23:12 PM
ipeeintheshower: I support this growing trend. It's more honest and honorable than the typical way that girls fight - backbiting, collusion, ostracization, character assassination, etc.

They probably still do that as well.
 
2010-02-05 01:24:42 PM
ipeeintheshower: It's more honest and honorable than the typical way that girls fight - backbiting, collusion, ostracization, character assassination, etc.

What do you think is the cause for the fights.
 
2010-02-05 01:25:07 PM
Ashelth: Sooooo.

Who is for raising property taxes simply to fund free jello for these schools?

/I suggest strawberry.


Lime Jello. Red Jellos make you look like such a whore. At least green is classy.
 
2010-02-05 01:25:36 PM
Misleading headline is misleading.

/but that's exactly what you wanted, isn't it teasemitter?
 
2010-02-05 01:25:55 PM
What two women fighting may look like:

i47.tinypic.com
 
2010-02-05 01:25:59 PM
Subby +1

Great headline
 
2010-02-05 01:26:27 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: As fat as some of these girls are, its like watching various versions of your grandmothers xmas jello mold come to life in a battle royal.

I just splurted my Messican food
 
2010-02-05 01:27:25 PM
Ashelth: Sooooo.

Who is for raising property taxes simply to fund free jello for these schools?

/I suggest strawberry.


I'm partial for apple myself.
 
2010-02-05 01:28:07 PM
Oh, if I only had time today to hang out here, I know that Dirk will eventually deliver....
 
2010-02-05 01:28:21 PM
ipeeintheshower: I support this growing trend. It's more honest and honorable than the typical way that girls fight - backbiting, collusion, ostracization, character assassination, etc.

I'm pretty sure that those traits aren't declining with the increase of physical violence. The character assassination gene is highly evolved in some females of the species.
 
2010-02-05 01:28:56 PM
I giggled. +1
 
2010-02-05 01:29:03 PM
Whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yf5ajf8
(Cut & paste, SFW)
 
2010-02-05 01:30:05 PM
show me: He said "Headmaster."

Win!
 
2010-02-05 01:30:20 PM
Lowell is a cesspit. Wanna stop the fighting? Just nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 
2010-02-05 01:30:45 PM
rogrog: Whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yf5ajf8
(CutCUTE & paste, SFW)


:D
 
2010-02-05 01:30:49 PM
littlett's: ipeeintheshower: It's more honest and honorable than the typical way that girls fight - backbiting, collusion, ostracization, character assassination, etc.

What do you think is the cause for the fights.


estrogen... it's a helluva drug.
 
2010-02-05 01:33:11 PM
littlett's: ipeeintheshower: It's more honest and honorable than the typical way that girls fight - backbiting, collusion, ostracization, character assassination, etc.

What do you think is the cause for the fights.



I understand that, but at least it's a brief moment of honesty.
 
2010-02-05 01:33:26 PM
rogrog: Whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yf5ajf8
(Cut & paste, SFW)


well, that's one way to declaw a cat
 
2010-02-05 01:34:03 PM
Tosh.0 had a terrific girl fight a few weeks back in their "Breakdown" segment. Long story short:
1. Smack talking for a few minutes
2. Five seconds of pushing and shoving
3. Winner puts loser in a sleeper hold, drops her unconscious ass like a sack of potatoes.

It was pretty hilarious.
 
2010-02-05 01:34:25 PM
ipeeintheshower: I understand that, but at least it's a brief moment of honesty.

Girls are evil. And we are the most evil to each other. I don't know why that is the case, but it is just how it is. So we become catty b*tches from time to time.
 
2010-02-05 01:34:36 PM
I lived in Boston several years ago and took the subway, often with a bunch of high school kids.

I saw a few fights between girls on the platform and on the train, and the aftermath of one left a girl with a cut up face who probably would need plastic surgery.

I'd also hear girls talking alot of smack -- about how they were going to fight so and so.

I didn't see any fights between guys.
 
2010-02-05 01:34:42 PM
Just in time for Catfighturday!
 
2010-02-05 01:35:22 PM
FTFA:

Sun staff photos can be ordered by visiting our MyCapture site.

/Er, no.
 
2010-02-05 01:36:19 PM
littlett's: ipeeintheshower: I understand that, but at least it's a brief moment of honesty.

Girls are evil. And we are the most evil to each other. I don't know why that is the case, but it is just how it is. So we become catty b*tches from time to time.


This is oh so true.
Gottdamn I watched some hellacious girlfights in jr high and high school.
 
2010-02-05 01:36:35 PM
users.ox.ac.uk

amyking.files.wordpress.com

/Both hot
 
2010-02-05 01:37:05 PM
"The spike in violence among girls recently gained public attention after a series of videos was posted to YouTube showing teens -- mainly girls -- in various locations around Lowell punching, kicking, pulling each other's hair and drawing blood."

Links?
 
2010-02-05 01:37:32 PM
police grapple with rise in female fisticuffs
Sell tickets?
 
2010-02-05 01:37:51 PM
factoryconnection: Tosh.0 had a terrific

I find this statement hard to believe.
 
2010-02-05 01:38:09 PM
littlett's: ipeeintheshower: I understand that, but at least it's a brief moment of honesty.

Girls are evil. And we are the most evil to each other. I don't know why that is the case, but it is just how it is. So we become catty b*tches from time to time.


of course girls are evil, here's the proof (new window)

/couldn't help it
 
2010-02-05 01:38:48 PM
factoryconnection: Tosh.0 had a terrific girl fight a few weeks back in their "Breakdown" segment. Long story short:
1. Smack talking for a few minutes
2. Five seconds of pushing and shoving
3. Winner puts loser in a sleeper hold, drops her unconscious ass like a sack of potatoes.

It was pretty hilarious.


Watched that one. Quite good.



IdBeCrazyIf: As fat as some of these girls are, its like watching various versions of your grandmothers xmas jello mold come to life in a battle royal.



This is why you're a pretty orange color for me ;)
 
2010-02-05 01:39:39 PM
Third In Line: Gottdamn I watched some hellacious girlfights in jr high and high school.

I was in a few of them myself. They get ugly in a hurry.

I wouldn't ever want to break up two girls that were fighting.
 
2010-02-05 01:39:55 PM
loonatic112358: littlett's: ipeeintheshower: I understand that, but at least it's a brief moment of honesty.

Girls are evil. And we are the most evil to each other. I don't know why that is the case, but it is just how it is. So we become catty b*tches from time to time.

of course girls are evil, here's the proof (new window)

/couldn't help it


gah, the pun doesn't work if the link fails

Link (new window)
 
2010-02-05 01:40:56 PM
rogrog: Whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yf5ajf8
(Cut & paste, SFW)


Why didn't someone tell me it was opposite day?
 
2010-02-05 01:41:02 PM
littlett's: Third In Line: Gottdamn I watched some hellacious girlfights in jr high and high school.

I was in a few of them myself. They get ugly in a hurry.

I wouldn't ever want to break up two girls that were fighting.


Plus the fact that they can cuss worse than guys...
 
2010-02-05 01:41:38 PM
www.bobandandrew.com

/have a seat right over there.
 
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