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2010-02-05 10:10:50 AM
maybe the Houston Heights arsonist has moved north?
 
2010-02-05 10:11:07 AM
Hello?
 
2010-02-05 10:11:56 AM
OOUUUCCCHH...
 
2010-02-05 10:12:13 AM
Was going to make catholic priest jokes, but it says nothing about catholic churches. I do see mention of Baptist, so here's a Baptist joke:

Q: Why should you invite two Baptists to fish with you instead of just one?
A: If you invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither will drink any.
 
2010-02-05 10:13:47 AM
By the way, I'm not sure what's up with my selective Capitalization today.
 
2010-02-05 10:14:09 AM
OniNeko: Was going to make catholic priest jokes, but it says nothing about catholic churches. I do see mention of Baptist, so here's a Baptist joke:

Q: Why should you invite two Baptists to fish with you instead of just one?
A: If you invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither will drink any.


I'd rather fish with a drunk Baptist than two sober ones.
 
2010-02-05 10:15:26 AM
Count Grishnackh approves
 
2010-02-05 10:16:39 AM
Sounds like the cops are trying to thwart god's will.
 
2010-02-05 10:17:05 AM
OniNeko: Was going to make catholic priest jokes, but it says nothing about catholic churches. I do see mention of Baptist, so here's a Baptist joke:

Q: Why should you invite two Baptists to fish with you instead of just one?
A: If you invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither will drink any.


BA DUM CHING!
 
2010-02-05 10:25:06 AM
OniNeko: Was going to make catholic priest jokes, but it says nothing about catholic churches. I do see mention of Baptist, so here's a Baptist joke:

Q: Why should you invite two Baptists to fish with you instead of just one?
A: If you invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither will drink any.


Ya know what's funny? I was raised a Southern Baptist, and this is true. They all love to preach this-or-that, but once the sermon is over, they will do the exact opposite.
 
2010-02-05 10:30:26 AM
Trance750: OniNeko: Was going to make catholic priest jokes, but it says nothing about catholic churches. I do see mention of Baptist, so here's a Baptist joke:

Q: Why should you invite two Baptists to fish with you instead of just one?
A: If you invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither will drink any.

Ya know what's funny? I was raised a Southern Baptist, and this is true. They all love to preach this-or-that, but once the sermon is over, they will do the exact opposite.



This world would be a much different place if people actually held to the tenets of their professed religion. I guess it is a good thing that the whole "Absolution upon request" thing was added into the Bible a few revisions ago, else someone might actually have to suffer for their sins.
 
2010-02-05 10:32:00 AM
There are three truths in life:
Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
 
2010-02-05 10:33:16 AM
Nanan: Trance750: OniNeko: Was going to make catholic priest jokes, but it says nothing about catholic churches. I do see mention of Baptist, so here's a Baptist joke:

Q: Why should you invite two Baptists to fish with you instead of just one?
A: If you invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither will drink any.

Ya know what's funny? I was raised a Southern Baptist, and this is true. They all love to preach this-or-that, but once the sermon is over, they will do the exact opposite.


This world would be a much different place if people actually held to the tenets of their professed religion. I guess it is a good thing that the whole "Absolution upon request" thing was added into the Bible a few revisions ago, else someone might actually have to suffer for their sins.


I will say organized reigion (in any form) is one of the biggest forms of hypocrisy.
 
2010-02-05 10:34:12 AM
Trance750: Nanan: Trance750: OniNeko: Was going to make catholic priest jokes, but it says nothing about catholic churches. I do see mention of Baptist, so here's a Baptist joke:

Q: Why should you invite two Baptists to fish with you instead of just one?
A: If you invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither will drink any.

Ya know what's funny? I was raised a Southern Baptist, and this is true. They all love to preach this-or-that, but once the sermon is over, they will do the exact opposite.


This world would be a much different place if people actually held to the tenets of their professed religion. I guess it is a good thing that the whole "Absolution upon request" thing was added into the Bible a few revisions ago, else someone might actually have to suffer for their sins.

I will say organized reigion (in any form) is one of the biggest forms of hypocrisy.


I can't seem to type today. That should have been organized religion
 
2010-02-05 10:38:57 AM
www.irishabroad.com wanted for probing
 
2010-02-05 10:50:52 AM
"I will say organized reigion (in any form) is one of the biggest forms of hypocrisy.

I can't seem to type today. That should have been organized religion"

Yeah, and all black people like watermelon and fried chicken.
 
2010-02-05 10:56:14 AM
bligoo.com
(new window)

Wanted for questioning...
 
2010-02-05 10:58:05 AM
Meh. You could burn down 9,000 churches here in east Texas and would hardly make a dent.
 
2010-02-05 11:00:08 AM
SquirrelCutter: "I will say organized reigion (in any form) is one of the biggest forms of hypocrisy.

I can't seem to type today. That should have been organized religion"

Yeah, and all black people like watermelon and fried chicken.


Who said anything about black people? How the hell did you get that from what I was saying?

Man you really must have had to scrape to dig up that analogy.
 
2010-02-05 11:03:10 AM
Maybe they should start 3 threads down.
 
2010-02-05 11:17:59 AM
Q: What's the difference between Baptists and Lutherans?
A: Baptists don't wave at each other in the liquor store.
 
2010-02-05 11:18:21 AM
Tom_Slick: There are three truths in life:
Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.


Where I come from, they refused to screw standing up - they were afraid someone would see them, and think they were dancing.
 
2010-02-05 11:21:54 AM
Q: Wat?
A: The Tyler.

/rimshot w/cymbal
 
2010-02-05 11:32:11 AM
i live in tyler so i am getting a kick yada yada...

here is a pic of one of the fires in progress...

i1008.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-05 11:35:10 AM
Now I Is!:
(Pic of Varg)

Wanted for questioning...


Came here to say this.
 
2010-02-05 11:49:29 AM
Tom_Slick: There are three truths in life:
Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.


Proof positive I need more coffee: I posted another iteration of this joke before I saw it and after it was posted. I like this version better.
 
2010-02-05 11:56:38 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-02-05 11:57:25 AM
jesusjuice007: i live in tyler so i am getting a kick yada yada...

here is a pic of one of the fires in progress...




Hmmm. According to every tv episode about arson, the arsonist always returns to the scene. And your handle is a bit blasphemous. Do you have something to confess?

Just joking.

I hope this turns out to be a religious nut or racist and not an attention-whoring militant atheist who thinks he's doing get things for the cause.
 
2010-02-05 11:57:45 AM
"altar boys probed"
+1 subby
 
2010-02-05 11:59:06 AM
I meant "great things for the cause."
 
2010-02-05 12:03:37 PM
Trance750: Nanan: Trance750: OniNeko: Was going to make catholic priest jokes, but it says nothing about catholic churches. I do see mention of Baptist, so here's a Baptist joke:

Q: Why should you invite two Baptists to fish with you instead of just one?
A: If you invite one, he'll drink all your beer. Invite two and neither will drink any.

Ya know what's funny? I was raised a Southern Baptist, and this is true. They all love to preach this-or-that, but once the sermon is over, they will do the exact opposite.


This world would be a much different place if people actually held to the tenets of their professed religion. I guess it is a good thing that the whole "Absolution upon request" thing was added into the Bible a few revisions ago, else someone might actually have to suffer for their sins.

I will say organized religion (in any form) is one of the biggest forms of hypocrisy.


Religion = Superstition + $$$$$

All you need to know about that.
 
2010-02-05 12:18:54 PM
Law enforcement should check the books of the burned churches. The insurance companies probably already do. I don't mean their hymnals or whatever they use as scripture.
 
2010-02-05 12:28:38 PM
Subby, your headline brings back painful memories.....+1
 
2010-02-05 12:40:32 PM
texasjoe: Law enforcement should check the books of the burned churches. The insurance companies probably already do. I don't mean their hymnals or whatever they use as scripture.

Why would a church keep records?
 
2010-02-05 01:12:26 PM
Kar98: Meh. You could burn down 9,000 churches here in east Texas and would hardly make a dent.

Yet I'll bet your ass is still sore from the cross left at the wicca site.
 
2010-02-05 01:16:16 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: texasjoe: Law enforcement should check the books of the burned churches. The insurance companies probably already do. I don't mean their hymnals or whatever they use as scripture.

Why would a church keep records?


You mean other than births, marriages, and deaths?
 
2010-02-05 01:18:08 PM
Not nearly as amusing as the guy a couple years back who started spraying a congregation with lighter fluid, while rambling about "the blood," before setting the place on fire.
 
2010-02-05 01:39:36 PM
FTFA: "The shock of it, it's so outside the norm," said Lloyd McCaskill, pastor of a church in Tyler that has given Mahfood's congregation a temporary home. "To try to get into the mindset, why would someone want to do this?"

Really? No idea?

[sigh]
 
2010-02-05 02:20:31 PM
m.blog.hu
He is out of jail now.
 
2010-02-05 02:55:58 PM
Hoopido: Kar98: Meh. You could burn down 9,000 churches here in east Texas and would hardly make a dent.

Yet I'll bet your ass is still sore from the cross left at the wicca site.


WTF does that even mean?
 
2010-02-05 03:22:40 PM
Somebody put a cross on the wiccan worship site at the Air Force Academy.
 
2010-02-05 07:54:25 PM
Trance750: SquirrelCutter: "I will say organized reigion (in any form) is one of the biggest forms of hypocrisy.

I can't seem to type today. That should have been organized religion"

Yeah, and all black people like watermelon and fried chicken.

Who said anything about black people? How the hell did you get that from what I was saying?

Man you really must have had to scrape to dig up that analogy.


OK, let me break it down for you. When you make sweeping generalizations like that it makes the whole human race dumber. Get it?

If not, let me put it this way. If you hate religious Christian people so much you don't have a problem with burning down churches, go join Al Quaeda. I'm not Christian, but most of my family is, and some of 'em live over there where the churches are being burned, so STFU.
 
2010-02-06 12:32:48 AM
farkingismybusiness: He is out of jail now.

Did he KILL someone?
 
2010-02-06 04:07:40 AM
Trustafarian: farkingismybusiness: He is out of jail now.

Did he KILL someone?


Yes, and burn churches.
 
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